DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

As much as he claim he doesn't, he will only suck up to the lowest common denominator imaginable. Also like with Scarlet and Violet I never heard about him mentioning the low-quality polygon graphics and bugs even ONCE.

Not really, he's only playing pokemon cause the dents are into the "give 20$ to name a thing" scam. That's also why he's not advancing the main quest and is running aimlessly all the time to catch more pokemons.

Like with scarlet and violet he'll likely bitch about the game once he's done with the playthrough.

You're right about the polygons, it's even weirder cause the only thing he said about the graphics is that the game is at 60fps and runs smoothly. I guess it's either contrarian Phil at play or just him not being able to judge a game past resolution and frames

He did complain about the render distance of characters despite it not being that much of a problem in that game. Even Mario galaxy has worse rendering of characters and he didn't mention it.

Once again he's being an alien on what to criticise the game for and he's weirdly hyperfixated on visuals rather than gameplay.

 

[johnkimble123]

Imagine caring if Phil made his goal. I'll laugh at him for not making it cuz he thinks it's so important. But either way it all goes to killing himself with gin, midnight snack pizzas and Hoagies. His heart and liver must be as damaged as his brain at this point.

The only thing I’d add that begging disappointed Phil is infinitely better than smug Phil. Although smug Phil also reveals how fake he is since he usually will use that to chirp about drama.

 

[dspsbiggestfan]

Not really, he's only playing pokemon cause the dents are into the "give 20$ to name a thing" scam.

Absolutely. If you watch any of the playthrough, you just get nonstop, fake-fan misinformation. He didnt know about trading to evolve pokemon, he didnt even know you could pick your starters in blue and red -- he said THE starter in blue was THE WATER ONE.

Ide also like to point out that last pokemon stream, a new dent ultra supporter membership on youtube got to name a pokemon, but he forced Jayde's mom Shelley to donate an extra 20$ to name a pokemon.

Then, next copecast, DSP talks about this and the "new" crown badge colors to which Jayde says this:


Will new Argentinian ultra dents name all his pokemon disguised racist things, will Jayde now be given the ability to name a pokemon after DSP read this thread, will "randy" the Ekams Jayde named be let go next stream?

Find out next time!

 

[Maximum Scent Permeation]

Phil missed his calling in life to be a middle manger at a dead end job, the pre stream has just devolved into a preshift meeting and if you have worked for a huge corporation you have heard the same shit Phil says said by your managers.

He reminds me of the guy that ran our shop when I was stationed at Lakenheath.

 

[Windy Moors]

Pigroach meet goal,
Pigroach not meet goal.
Pigroach still buy yacht for Scopely CEO.
- Ancient alog proverb.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

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If this is true you know Phil will be pissed because he has to be the one to announce everything

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

wings DSP collab.mp4
If this is true you know Phil will be pissed because he has to be the one to announce everything

Not only that but he'll likely deny it and pretend he has someone else lined up for his show.

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

Phil can never keep his behind da scenes plans private, whether it's emails or whatnot, someone always spills things.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Phil is fuming, he had dreams of filibustering for hours demanding 17 goals be hit to announce this MASSIVE Monday podcast with WINGSOFREDEMPTION!

Where he will talk down to Richard who sits there like a depressed blobfish and they both watch the money roll in.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Not really, he's only playing pokemon cause the dents are into the "give 20$ to name a thing" scam. That's also why he's not advancing the main quest and is running aimlessly all the time to catch more pokemons.

Like with scarlet and violet he'll likely bitch about the game once he's done with the playthrough.

he also doesn't really know what to do with the quests. I've seen him just walk around and gave up on doing the night fights which is something you have to do to advance.
he was bitching during his scarlet play-through and he's doing it now. he bitched the game "isnt fair" and that "nintendo fucking sucks, man" he still believes nintendo creates pokemon games. jfc
also, he lied about playing pokemon blue since he said you can only "play as...uh...the water type. squirtle" as long as it's not pokemon yellow, you can play any starter you want. he keeps retconning his pokemon history for some reason.

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

At least it would be an actual podcast for once. I thought phil had wings blocked everywhere, why would he want to do anything with him now? Obvious answer, but stack that onto phils mountains of lies

 

[Free Jasper]

Fucks sake, he’s STILL begging wings for attention? How desperate is he?

 

[Burl McMillan]

With Boogie also """"quitting"""" LCL is it finally happening? Will Phil put on the overalls and milk the lolcows he claims he's not a part of? Is he going to try becoming the Keemstar of Boogie and Wings?

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Fucks sake, he’s STILL begging wings for attention? How desperate is he?

Phil is going to get a good chunk of money after being a dick to Wingo. He'll also probably lower his image even more, not that he cares.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Fucks sake, he’s STILL begging wings for attention? How desperate is he?

Drama baiting brings in “troll” money. He always does this.
1-make fun of/threaten another lolcow
2-doesn’t response to the other lolcow call outs
3-take in all the bait donos from lolcow tourists/weens
4-repeat

Phil will never take on wings at anything. He just know it brings in a lot of money.

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

With Boogie also """"quitting"""" LCL is it finally happening? Will Phil put on the overalls and milk the lolcows he claims he's not a part of? Is he going to try becoming the Keemstar of Boogie and Wings?

I doubt it. Imagine phil being the boss of 2 fellow lawlcows. We know he's tried to set up his own lcl with boogie and wings behind keems back in the past. If by slim chance it did go through, his version would be a disaster from day 1, and I don't see it lasting long at all because phil is greedy and he would keep all the money and boogie and wings would hate it. But hey, at least it would be more real than keems scripted drama lcl!

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Glad people are noticing how obvious Phil is being with his guide reading. Something about last night triggered a "I like that jump!" chibi moment and had to get on it.

So here is another episode where Phil has to guide read for a videogame.

Goes from one night to playin like an absolute retard to the next knowing a boss mechanic and how to magically know the cheese to avoid it. Bro did the equivalent of Senator Armstrong in MGR where you just run forward through the debri he throws and avoid the slicing qte. Guardian Ape styles of mid break strategy swap.

I was clearly seeing him lean over constantly all stream and then beat the Fox Daemon lady and then bragging how easy it was then he had to go and reveal more about it by this reaction.

"What are you talking about?!"

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Why do I care? I don't know, everyone knows he reads guides. But it's extremely fuckin' pathetic to read boss guides on shit you haven't even come across then actually bragging it was easy. He's a really bad actor.
I think with all this "Ragebait" game talk he 100% is insecure about his videogame abilities that he has to read ahead to make sure he doesn't let us get a "win".

 

[Phil the Salesman]

wings DSP collab.mp4
If this is true you know Phil will be pissed because he has to be the one to announce everything

This is funny as fuck. Not only are you 100% right that Phil is pissed Wings gets to reveal it, but it also just shows how fucking desperate Phil is getting

 

[fresh pair of socks]

"What are you talking about?!"

Same energy.

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

Like with scarlet and violet he'll likely bitch about the game once he's done with the playthrough.

You're right about the polygons, it's even weirder cause the only thing he said about the graphics is that the game is at 60fps and runs smoothly. I guess it's either contrarian Phil at play or just him not being able to judge a game past resolution and frames

He did complain about the render distance of characters despite it not being that much of a problem in that game. Even Mario galaxy has worse rendering of characters and he didn't mention it.

I never heard about Phil's Scarlet and Violet rant. What was it about again. I am pretty sure it's not about the frequent crashing and clipping into the floor and flying off the map though.