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And that phone... was Albert Einstein.
...wait, did I do that one already?
...wait, did I do that one already?
05/15 - Phil Phights Ba... Wait, I swear I've done this before... - In which, yet again, Phil conphiscates another phucking phone
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today is hell.
Today so far, I catch a Kiwi Farms stalker trying to get blurry photos of me on the slide, I chase his Hot Pockets eating ass a couple of blocks and he tripped over the curb and beefs it on the sidewalk front first, I grab his phone - delete the photos, give the phone back to him with a warning to not do that shit again.
Discovers Rose Haven is closed, hikes back home via across Southwest Portland hills and narrow two lane roads since I did not want to mess around with Downtown Portland because of Rose Haven being closed for Mother’s Day weekend fuckery.
And Facebook ID policy my main account suspended until they can verify my identity
And I have a chiropractor appointment at 3 today.
End me.
Please.
Today so far, I catch a Kiwi Farms stalker trying to get blurry photos of me on the slide, I chase his Hot Pockets eating ass a couple of blocks and he tripped over the curb and beefs it on the sidewalk front first, I grab his phone - delete the photos, give the phone back to him with a warning to not do that shit again.
Discovers Rose Haven is closed, hikes back home via across Southwest Portland hills and narrow two lane roads since I did not want to mess around with Downtown Portland because of Rose Haven being closed for Mother’s Day weekend fuckery.
And Facebook ID policy my main account suspended until they can verify my identity
And I have a chiropractor appointment at 3 today.
End me.
Please.
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today is hell.
Today so far, I catch a Kiwi Farms stalker trying to get blurry photos of me on the slide, I chase his Hot Pockets eating ass a couple of blocks and he tripped over the curb and beefs it on the sidewalk front first, I grab his phone - delete the photos, give the phone back to him with a warning to not do that shit again.
Discovers Rose Haven is closed, hikes back home via across Southwest Portland hills and narrow two lane roads since I did not want to mess around with Downtown Portland because of Rose Haven being closed for Mother’s Day weekend fuckery.
And Facebook ID policy my main account suspended until they can verify my identity
And I have a chiropractor appointment at 3 today.
End me.
Please.
> implying Phil doesn't eat hot pockets daily
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Even in fantasy, ADF is still such a jerk.
Who does things that would take balls.
Like the ones ADF still has.
Who does things that would take balls.
Like the ones ADF still has.
I think I've posted something like this before too.
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today is hell.
Today so far, I catch a Kiwi Farms stalker trying to get blurry photos of me on the slide, I chase his Hot Pockets eating ass a couple of blocks and he tripped over the curb and beefs it on the sidewalk front first, I grab his phone - delete the photos, give the phone back to him with a warning to not do that shit again.
Discovers Rose Haven is closed, hikes back home via across Southwest Portland hills and narrow two lane roads since I did not want to mess around with Downtown Portland because of Rose Haven being closed for Mother’s Day weekend fuckery.
And Facebook ID policy my main account suspended until they can verify my identity
And I have a chiropractor appointment at 3 today.
End me.
Please.
Which of his headmates do you suppose will try to verify his identity though? So many imaginary friends to choose from.
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Even in fantasy, Phil is still uncreative.
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Jingles.
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It's plausible some guy was snapping photos. Sometimes you see a huge weirdo and you want to show your friends.
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Jingles needs to murder the rest of Phil's "headmates" and permanently take over.
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"And then me and CWC kissed under a cherry tree and bicycled off into the Australatina sunset. The End"
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We've seen how out of breath Phil gets walking a block. How did he keep up and catch someone running for several blocks?
How did Phil get access to the phone and find the picture to delete before the Kiwi agent took the phone back?
Like everyone else, no way this happened. I doubt anyone even took his picture. Or if they did, it was some random who thought Phil looked fucked up and wanted to show his friends. In which case Phil did nothing as the guy walked away with his picture.
How did Phil get access to the phone and find the picture to delete before the Kiwi agent took the phone back?
Like everyone else, no way this happened. I doubt anyone even took his picture. Or if they did, it was some random who thought Phil looked fucked up and wanted to show his friends. In which case Phil did nothing as the guy walked away with his picture.
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I have a wonderful mental image of Phil bouncing and hopping around on benches showing off his parkay skills and chasing down imaginary Kiwis before getting completely winded. Sort of his own version of Sonichu's Edge.
"Portland Rooftops"?
"Portland Rooftops"?
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Sure, Phil. That all went down just exactly like you said it did. If only you had some sort of device on hand to actually document it in order to provide proof.
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Phil must have caught the phone mid air and deleted the photos before the poor guy even hit the concrete and then handed it back saying Pssh, nothing personnel kid.
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