💀 Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

Andy will no joke likely require people in hazmat suits to haul his corpulent corpse away. His body is already a festering cesspit, imagine what it'll be like if he actually makes it to an age where he legitimately can't do anything for himself.

And I'm of the opinion he'll live a long life. Because most assholes do.
As a guy who routinely handles biohazardous waste and dead bodies, best we'll be given is a shitty face mask, gloves, and a plastic apron.
 
If you put 4 Andys in a room with a box of diapers and wipes, who will be the Andy that to clean them?
It would be a cacophony of wailing and headbanging heard from behind the door, cries of "I DUNNO WHAT TO DOOOOOHOOOHOOOOO" and "AMDY CANT HELP AMDY BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE THE LIFE SKILLS AND THEY'RE BUZING MEEEEEE"

Edit: there are a lot of great classics but I still think my favorite is when he's being arrested over the oil diffuser and he called crisis services and instead of sounding concerned over the crying and shouting on the other end, the operator just said "I can't hear you if you're having an emergency please call 911" and hangs up. Really kino. It's what I think of when I think of Andy.
 
If you put 4 Andys in a room with a box of diapers and wipes, who will be the Andy that to clean them?
Reminds me, of a book a unscrupulous shrink wrote about his experiment involving 3 hospitalized mentally ill patients, all of whom believed they were Jesus Christ, being housed on the same floor ward. He wanted to see what happens to the deluded's beliefs when confronted with other people who are a facsimile of their mental issues (schizophrenia), the Three Christs of Yipsilanti.

Completely unrelated but I always thought of the Three Christs everytime MusicBizMarty would get Cyraxx, wheelchair tony and Earl Dube onto the same panel and encourage them to call out the 'real pedophile'. The Three PDFs of Akron.
 
and Tony was the better of them, as he agreed that what he did was wrong, and he apologized.
It... was maintaining the structure of the original title, as a play on words. The autism is real.

E: there's no such thing as a 'better' pedophile, maybe different places in line for the woodchipper... yeesh
 
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What I want to see is Andy finally never again encountering anyone who entertains his tantrums, verbal tic filibustering, and especially the bodily waste nonsense. That just lets him live and deal with the consequences of his threats.
“Andy gonna run in the street get hit by car”
“OK then. See ya!” No one ever says this.

Off topic, but I think a lot of what Andy does comes from him just being bored. He often slips in “Andy don’t have anything to do!!” or “ Andy can only watch YouTube all day and nothing else” into his litany of grievances.
 
So if he's back in Tonowanda and saying 'he's been found innocent' I guess he got dragged back there to finally address his open warrant and acted so dumb in court that the judge threw out the charge.

And now Amdy's going to get an apartment close to Tom where he can whip Tom like the squatch slave he is.
 
Off topic, but I think a lot of what Andy does comes from him just being bored. He often slips in “Andy don’t have anything to do!!” or “ Andy can only watch YouTube all day and nothing else” into his litany of grievances.
If Andy didn't have the fake autism and diaper shitting going on, he would be the most uninteresting person ever. Of course he tortures people out of boredom, he'd have nothing otherwise. His life is about as worthless as it gets if you take those things away. If he kept up the computer repair business and meteorology he could be in really good spot right now but goo goo gaga you buze me and say my tism fake.

Some of these cows I see a small glimmer of hope for that they could do better if they quit with their bullshit but Andy is a motherfucker that truly would be better off dead. No one likes him, no one defends him (besides sock puppets that he hides behind) and nobody wants him around. He's so awful a-logs don't wanna even go near him. He lives a truly wasteful existence. Someone busting a cap in his head would do the world a service but plot armor is a bitch
 
New Facebook post from the shit nigger

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Andrew, you don't have autism.
Your parents choosing to drop charges is not the same as being found "innocent."

You are a danger to children and a leach on society.

You are a faker with a scat and diaper fetish.

You are hated by everyone, especially your family.
 
If Andy didn't have the fake autism and diaper shitting going on, he would be the most uninteresting person ever. Of course he tortures people out of boredom, he'd have nothing otherwise. His life is about as worthless as it gets if you take those things away. If he kept up the computer repair business and meteorology he could be in really good spot right now but goo goo gaga you buze me and say my tism fake.

Some of these cows I see a small glimmer of hope for that they could do better if they quit with their bullshit but Andy is a motherfucker that truly would be better off dead. No one likes him, no one defends him (besides sock puppets that he hides behind) and nobody wants him around. He's so awful a-logs don't wanna even go near him. He lives a truly wasteful existence. Someone busting a cap in his head would do the world a service but plot armor is a bitch

Sociopaths have empty inner lives, so are easily bored and crave stimulation. Making others suffer gives them euphoria, and deceiving people is thrilling and makes them feel clever.

Hence Ditch’s psychological terrorism of his family, and making his whole life about pretending to be a fecally incontinent autist. It turns him on to be parading his fetish in public and pulling the wool over people’s eyes. Any time some organisation or person kowtows to him, as far as he’s concerned, he’s winning.
 
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