DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

  • Yes

    Votos: 258 98.9%
  • No

    Votos: 3 1.1%

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He tweeted this at 1:19AM:

(https://xcancel.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1974388951164334413)

This man lives in his own reality. "If you are a drama queen"... Dude's been vigorously reacting to LTG/Wings detractor content. The complete lack of self-awareness... But the Daily Crap is even worse.

I cut out the yapping, begging and shareholder-style business meeting about the lack of support:

EDIT: KF uploads seem borked at the moment, watch the archive below instead. Will upload a local archive when it's working again.

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=f1PRcbvZFMw - start at 13:05

Summary:
  • Because Kino Casino made this movie, it means DSP has "won"
  • He has "robbed" them, and "they're mad", "took an L" and he pulled off "a heist" on them
  • He's addressing the movie now, so he "won't have to address it on Sunday" (coward)
  • Says he "doesn't give a shit" about all of this (yes, that's why he's making this response video)
  • Says he's "happy and healthy" and "in a good place" (while ""flexing"" his noodle arms)
Mentally. Ill.
Sounds like phil is manically drinking his feelings away.
 
The short film was funny and I say this as someone critical of the Casino. Idk if I can forgive robbing me of the "wolverine dance" but this made me laugh a lot.

Good job to Warski, its good to see him having fun.
 
  • Because Kino Casino made this movie, it means DSP has "won"
  • He has "robbed" them, and "they're mad", "took an L" and he pulled off "a heist" on them
  • He's addressing the movie now, so he "won't have to address it on Sunday" (coward)
  • Says he "doesn't give a shit" about all of this (yes, that's why he's making this response video)
  • Says he's "happy and healthy" and "in a good place" (while ""flexing"" his noodle arms)
You know full well this dumb fuck will adress it on sunday if his Kick chat eggs him on long enough. Heck I can see a flood of new names on his Kick Chat "AndyisthebtterDSPREAL" "PPPRulesDSPDroolsforreal" "DSPtheDuncefelted" or something like that. Also how he he actually won? Yes he got his Kick to fully monetized but he bitches and cries that Kick support is low while also torturing his viewers with the dumbest sound effects of all times (seriously Phil, for that Kick sub sound alone you should have your head bashed against the wall in Minecraft) But his youtube is dead. He hovers around 400k views. Just to remind you a few years back he was still at the 1 mill views. He is so dependend on the mentally ill and should they ever leave him he is fucked. seriously fucked. Also: so happy but cries about comcast and saying he will go into debt when he misses one or two streams. Like seriously niggerfaggot?
 
My thought on the lawyer stuff:

Yeah, it really dragged the movie down. What they should've done after the inheritance was that Phil should've fired up the stream and begged like crazy, do another timeskip to like 120 where Phil dies, he's in front of the pearly gates and St. Peter tells him that he's going to hell for exploiting the disabled, but offers to reincarnate him to have another chance, Phil accepts then proceeds to do the exact same shit in the next life, then there's a montage of Phil doing this till the end of time.
 
They even nailed the way pig would react irl in the movie. He won guys, he really did. Now dents, give him all the asspats, validation, and money which he rightfully deserves.
 
Summary:
  • Because Kino Casino made this movie, it means DSP has "won"
  • He has "robbed" them, and "they're mad", "took an L" and he pulled off "a heist" on them
i think they made more money last night than hes made in the past couple weeks. they have made infinitely more money making fun of Phil than he made during the Kino arc. b-but... he totally, won, guise!
 
Pretty sure RDJ didnt kill his unborn child and try to meet with a 16 year old on Snapchat

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Summary:
  • Because Kino Casino made this movie, it means DSP has "won"
  • He has "robbed" them, and "they're mad", "took an L" and he pulled off "a heist" on them
I still would like an explanation as what exactly he “stole” from them, other than their dents’ money. Even then, if that’s what Phil is hinging on him “winning”, that’s about as spotty as the sorry excuse for his goatee.
 
Rewatching the Kino movie atm. I love how Phil wears pyjama pants everywhere, even in his dream with Andy in the car. Also lol at how he pulls his leg pant up to show Andy his calves

 
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I still would like an explanation as what exactly he “stole” from them, other than their dents’ money.

So being as generous as possible to him (and I just checked the embarrassing 666 podcast) - I think originally, on the mental breakdown cast, ‘robbed the casino’ was a euphemism for exposing them. He jabbers early on about wanting to read the DMs. It’s never clear what he’s exposing about them. I think it’s that sometimes guests cancel on them and they invited him to a bar. Spicy stuff.

But of course the DMs don’t remotely show what our mentally ill friend says they do because 1) He was never ‘casing’ them 2) They just show him being a clingy, socially retarded man baby.

I think even he got confused by his own mess and retrospectively thinks his explanation is he physically stole something. But even he knows this is shakey and embarrassing so doesn’t bring it up often, only when the strongest cope is needed.
 
Hard to put into words how funny and well done this was. Warski went full Daniel Day-Lewis with the method acting, nailing every Phil mannerism perfectly. The attention to detail—the backgrounds, the Jasper skeleton, the makeup showing age progression, the PPP Khet figurine—just incredible. Kino Casino, you are someone whoooo. Damn, I’m impressed.
 
I was a little behind the livestream so I was able to skip around when it got too long or they did too much gay shit, I was surprised to see the full video is over an hour though. I won't be too harsh because apparently it was finished right at the last minute and Andy said he's going to go back and edit again, but it definitely could have used at least half of the shit cut out then later they can make the "director's cut" to have the full arthouse version.
 
If this had been Wings, Phil would have lost it on stream. This was already perfect, but imagine if it had cameos from Rich, Boogie, Wings, Craig, Adam, Steve Cambrian and Keemstar.

And just daydreaming, but imagine if there was a cameo from John Rambo, Jaha and LTG. I pictured this Sopranos-like dream sequence where Phil relives the parking lot incident where Jaha was about to beat him up. Re-enacting that scene with Phil's voiceover as Warski just starts crying, but here John Rambo is with Warski trying to protect him, then Rambo vanishes to remind Phil how he has no friends and Jaha turns into LTG. Obviously what they did was already above and beyond, but if they had gone the extra mile to get lolcows to all make fun of Phil, it would have been the ultimate (yes, the actual ultimate) fuck you to Phil.

Still, this was some Sam Hyde/Liquid Chris levels of trolling. From "STAY THE FUCK BACK!" to this, Warski really knocked it out of the park, and with the coke addiction and the fact he likes to fuck minors, who knows? He could be a Hollywood actor.
 
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