DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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Dude his chat going COMPLETELY silent for 4 minutes on Kick was crazy. YouTube chat just totally fucking dead too. "I love Hades 2 but no one is showing up" because you look fucking miserable King.
Kick chat in never dead due to all the LARPers and faggots like stepdad spamming emotes and troll shit all night. He was making it up to justify a wagequit.
 
Kick chat in never dead due to all the LARPers and faggots like stepdad spamming emotes and troll shit all night. He was making it up to justify a wagequit.
It wasn't moving on Raw for 4 minutes so idk

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Went and watched his kick replay and ya chat is totally dead for 4 minutes and as soon as he mentioned chat being slow they start talking right away.
 
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I don't know how many of you have sat down and tried to imagine how fucking weird and surreal dinner in the Burnell household must be but tonight's Kino casino perfectly captured how I imagined it in my head. Kat sitting silently looking miserable or bored while Phil rambles incessantly about stream support, detractors and other nonsense for a half hour. What else does Phil have to talk about outside of streaming? He has no friends or social life whatsoever. No hobbies outside of his pretend hobby of gaming which he doesn't like anymore. He can't bring up WWE for obvious reason. All he has is his stream.
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I don't know how many of you have sat down and tried to imagine how fucking weird and surreal dinner in the Burnell household must be but tonight's Kino casino perfectly captured how I imagined it in my head. Kat sitting silently looking miserable or bored while Phil rambles incessantly about stream support, detractors and other nonsense for a half hour. What else does Phil have to talk about outside of streaming? He has no friends or social life whatsoever. No hobbies outside of his pretend hobby of gaming which he doesn't like anymore. He can't bring up WWE for obvious reason. All he has is his stream.
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lol I was expecting them to add a one liner and have Kat say "I don't care" and walk away
 
lol I was expecting them to add a one liner and have Kat say "I don't care" and walk away
Realistically that's more likely what happens. We've seen from the streams she's done with Phil that she isn't the pushover people like to paint her as. When she got annoyed with the stream she just left. I imagine when Phil starts to bloviate she just takes her food to her Skyrim room and fucks off for the rest of the night.
 
I don't know how many of you have sat down and tried to imagine how fucking weird and surreal dinner in the Burnell household must be but tonight's Kino casino perfectly captured how I imagined it in my head. Kat sitting silently looking miserable or bored while Phil rambles incessantly about stream support, detractors and other nonsense for a half hour. What else does Phil have to talk about outside of streaming? He has no friends or social life whatsoever. No hobbies outside of his pretend hobby of gaming which he doesn't like anymore. He can't bring up WWE for obvious reason. All he has is his stream.
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I really liked how they summed up the DSP experience so perfectly:
  • groundhog day, with nothing but gin, champions, and begging like a crackwhore
  • a lonely isolated existence where not even his wife cares what he has to say
  • a constant influx of money that never goes anywhere and never improves his life
  • any success he has is just a precursor to a much bigger or prolonged failure
They didn't even rely on cheap jokes like 'Kat's black bull'. And Andy's impression was genuinely impressive.
 
I imagine when Phil starts to bloviate she just takes her food to her Skyrim room and fucks off for the rest of the night.
I hope so. The thought of Phail talking to a blank-faced Khet then just sputtering out as she walks away amuses me. Wait, do you think he keeps talking as she leaves the room? Now I don't know which is funnier.
 
That movie was amazing.

George Droid & the newspaper articles had me rolling

This may sound retarded but was Warski’s voice heavily AI edited or was his impression that good?
 
I’d have suicidal ideation if someone made a movie like this about my life.

Edit: What was clipped to the placket of DSPski’s shirt in the opening?

Edit2: They SPANKED DSP on loneliness and being gay. Vicious but also almost compassionate in moments. Andy being shirtless in all of Phil’s fantasies is fucking hilarious.
 
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I don't know how many of you have sat down and tried to imagine how fucking weird and surreal dinner in the Burnell household must be but tonight's Kino casino perfectly captured how I imagined it in my head. Kat sitting silently looking miserable or bored while Phil rambles incessantly about stream support, detractors and other nonsense for a half hour. What else does Phil have to talk about outside of streaming? He has no friends or social life whatsoever. No hobbies outside of his pretend hobby of gaming which he doesn't like anymore. He can't bring up WWE for obvious reason. All he has is his stream.
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It’s funny, I only posted here yesterday about how sometimes I feel sorry for Khet because I can imagine what conversations with the overexcited recluse are like. This is pretty much exactly what I was imagining.

Andy absolutely nailed the DSP impression. 9.9/10. If he’d have thrown in a fake laugh it would have been perfection.

My favourite part is wearing the sonic hat angrily screaming “I’M HAPPY! ARE YOU HAPPY?”

As they pointed out, Phil went live as soon as the film ended so you know he watched it.
 
If that video was about a fictional character I'd actually feel bad for them. Or for that matter almost an actual person who isn't DSP. Great video though, you just know Phil is going to watch is and be absolutely fuming. Although minus one point for having them eat off actual crockery.
 
The movie was absolute pure kino, though a bit slow/repetitive/arthousey for me at times. It felt a little more like Eraserhead than an episode of Twilight Zone for the first half.
It was very good though, makes me wonder if they're aim aim aiming for a movie festival award.
I just hope DSP doesn't fucking kill himself over this, tbh.
 
Kind of wonder who he’s playing sonic racers for. Weens aren’t baiting him into playing it. Dents aren’t caring for it too much until I found one of his new one; I think he donated for it or something. This guy loves vtubers and McDonald’s lore/McDonald playground. This is one of the strangest dents I’ve seen in sometime

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Update: he’s also a giant fuckin’ furry; not just any furry, a weeb furry who loves McDonald land characters. Jfc
 
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Im gonna have to sit down and watch this short film dood, sounds like it's great, they must've studied the genuis lechero for this one.
It really is great. Andy said he was rendering that edit of it up til 7:42pm. He said there's a few mistakes he noticed and is planning on releasing a finalized version on halloween or something.
 
I don't know how many of you have sat down and tried to imagine how fucking weird and surreal dinner in the Burnell household must be but tonight's Kino casino perfectly captured how I imagined it in my head. Kat sitting silently looking miserable or bored while Phil rambles incessantly about stream support, detractors and other nonsense for a half hour. What else does Phil have to talk about outside of streaming? He has no friends or social life whatsoever. No hobbies outside of his pretend hobby of gaming which he doesn't like anymore. He can't bring up WWE for obvious reason. All he has is his stream.
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We had a tiny peek that one time he spilled water on himself and left the mic on. The whole time he was full clown mode and her only response was what sounded like "I don't care."
 
Andy absolutely nailed the DSP impression. 9.9/10. If he’d have thrown in a fake laugh it would have been perfection.
I found his impression of DSP beating off disturbingly accurate. Like he literally studied the faces he made during that stream to where I almost got uncomfortable watching it. Great acting.
I really liked how they summed up the DSP experience so perfectly:
  • groundhog day, with nothing but gin, champions, and begging like a crackwhore
  • a lonely isolated existence where not even his wife cares what he has to say
  • a constant influx of money that never goes anywhere and never improves his life
  • any success he has is just a precursor to a much bigger or prolonged failure
The fact that Phil lives this nightmare existence every single day and has since Panda left him what, 8 years ago? Yet claims to be the "happiest he's ever been!" show's how delusional he is. NO ONE could be happy living the way Phil does. No one. Not even weirdo autistic alien manchild Phil. Zero savings, zero friends, zero love it's a nothing life. Phil is miserable and copes on stream because admitting he's depressed would give his detractors (in his mind the criminal stalkers who ruined his life and stole his career from him) a win. It's as a simple as that.
 
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