It was not enough that Virginia repeatedly arrested the brave patriot BossmanJack for exposing the lies and theft of Evil Eddie, but now the Federal Congress is stealing our Lolcows? The end of days are truly upon us!

Look I'll be the first to tell you, and others will too they will, that this stream- this chat, has the
best juicers you have ever seen. The best, did you know that? That's what they say, can you believe it? I don't hear them saying that about Evil Eddie. Seriously, people, these bets here are the biggest,
the biggest. Bets like you wouldn't
believe. Do you see xQc making bets like this? Ed Edd and Eddie isn't out here talking about JuicyBets, is he? No. No, no. He's talking about the Bossman. Just like you people- you great people. And there are some law loser streamers out there, real losers people let me tell you- are they covering the Bossman and his court triumphs? No, those losers and rejects are fighting
in the courts when they should be doing their jobs, and
you know who they are. I swore to end America's war on illegal narcotics and I swear to you that by the end of all this those loser
balldowashers- that's what they call them, can you believe it, hilarious, simply hilarious; well, they will be
begging to cover the Bossman's triumphs over the
wicked and corrupt judges. You know who they are, I know who they are, and let me tell you what the Bossman could buy that bunker ten times over-
today- if he really wanted to.