>tfw my robot pal tells me that I have a 25% chance of getting cucked
They'll probably have him back on by next week but would get better ratings if they put old episodes of MST3K or The Twilight Zone on instead
And you believe this.
You gotta go to a nice place, a quiet place like a library, there's good women there and church, they're good girls.
My nigger, why would you kill yourself over a ho?
I disagree with this take. I'll power level here slightly. Memorization will not carry you through medical school let alone the MCAT. Do you need to be able to retain alot of info for say the MCAT or step 1 (the first major exam in med school)? Yes. That's just the starting point though, the real thing is in being able to critically apply all that retained info as needed. Step 2, which is now weighted more heavily for residency matching is focused more on clinical aspects than rote memorization. Residency is a whole other ball game and to be frank you will forget anything not directly or tangentially related to your scope of practice. This is why your average surgeon like an orthopedic only knows like 3 antibiotics at best because they're min maxed.
Won what? You people need to go outside.
You're posting on Kiwifarms. You needn't ask her anything.
This clip really helps to demonstrate how my willingness to listen to someone is directly proportional to how awesome their tits are
The funnest part? I'm pretty the game has that ability already. All you need to do is get some to mod in a ICE Uniform and a catapult.
You need some leucovorin man
oh shit you're almost at midway then, that's the best episode in the series
Don't even get me started on nursing. The NCLEX for RN's is not that difficult, which like ok that's fair a nurse shouldn't have to be as competent/heavily filtered as a physician and they legally don't have the same liability either but still. I can tell you now that nursing attract some of the worst people, nurses cheat at an insanely high rate. I cannot tell you the number of nurses I've met in my clinical experiences (am younger med fag) that're the meme stereotype of single mom that did a career change but nursing is more about her and her status than about care for others.
The crazy bitch nurse I used to know only became a nurse so she could steal the leftover morphine and pain pills. Morphine comes in single-shot vials, but the actual dose isn't an entire vial so there's a lot that goes to waste. There's supposed to be two people to dispose of it, one to do it and one to watch and sign off that it was actually disposed of, but they're typically so overworked that they'll just sign off on the other person having disposed of it without actually watching them do it. Probably many such cases
It doesn't matter. What were you going to say?
Dude I just spent 10 pages reading about the intricacies of the catechism I think you're ok
Oh shut the fuck up: https://doi.org/10.1111/j.1752-0606.2005.tb01555.x (Infidelity in Committed Relationships I: A methodological Review). See also Atkins et. al, DOI: 10.1111/jomf.12461 (using data from the General Social Survey (GSS) conducted by the National Opinion Research Center).
Thankfully most hospitals are getting better about that and when you scan out any opiates/benzos, etc it's tied to them so there's a digital footprint and chain of custody, and there's specific areas for them to be deposited for removal so if there's any discrepancy they can just check. Dosing is lined up too so you can't just push like half the dose and lie. Hospitals love that shit in case there's a malpractice case.
doctors