DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

If he would shave that fucking patchy beard and get a better hair cut, then maybe. But let's see how long this "health arc" continues. If he thinks LTG will fuck him he will most likely be dissapointed

He needs a better haircut too, I really think the person cutting his hairs hates him or is just inexperienced with men hairstyles.

When he comes back I guess we'll have another delusional rant about his shape.

 

[Digger10]

Maybe you’ll think I’m a fag for this but I’m actually happy Phil decided to do something for his health, even if it’s only working his biceps with those rubber living room weights like a junior high kid or cigarette mom. If he took that kind of action with other things in his life I don’t think I’d hate him as much as I do, but here we are.

I can give Phil credit for doing something to improve his life, miniscule as it might be.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Phil 220 says I just sperged on your ass.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Once again, Phil is making the most of his "days off":

 

[Lord_Point]

I doubt he is actually really energetic. after all 24 hours before his "I am super energtic now guys" he was acting like a blob. Either pick one persona and stick with it

Typical narc behavior and one of the funniest parts of phil for me. His ego will let him be whatever he thinks makes him look the best in that moment. He will go on a long rant about how poor he is or how hard his life is and then the light of troll chats will cause him to sperg out and not 10 seconds later brag how rich and sucessful and how amazing his job/life is.

I don't think anyone would disagree that working out in any capacity is respectable. My issue, as well as most people here is how much of a smug cunt he is over it, and how he feels at liberty to give people advice he knows nothing about.

Like all things phil JUST him working out isnt funny (it is note worthy given how lazy he is in general and how little self discipline he has) What is funny is that hes working out like a complete retard, his triceps are so non existent to the point of looking concave, so hes probably just curling weights like he saw in an 80s movie montage.

Whats also funny is WHY out of the blue this little butter ball start showing putting in effort into his body/health and all signs point to either the kino break up or to impress LTG, in either case the root cause is his HOMOSEXUAL ATTRACTION TO MEN because phil is GAY.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

I think the most surprising thing is seeing how a little bigger his biceps looked, compared to how he lacked biceps ever since I've paid attention(especially after how he lied about doing a lot of exercising and taking creatine shakes)

I will say, if(big if)he did make an effort to work out(even if it's the bare minium), good on him(I guess), but it won't matter because it's Phil. He has a history of not only being lazy, but having commitment issues, he's still drinking heavily, and his diet is genuinely terrible(and has been for years). While some of the food he eats has protein, he's putting in more calories than he can burn, and we all know how sedentary he's been. I'll give him major props if he starts putting on more muscle, but again, it's Phil.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Once again, Phil is making the most of his "days off":
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I wondered why everyone was continuing the health/working out discussion for so long, should have guessed it was piggy's day off and we needed another topic to talk about.

 

[WhoaMoses]

I can give Phil credit for doing something to improve his life, miniscule as it might be.

You're right if anyone, not just him, decides to improve their health, kudos to them. I think the main issue I and some others have is that if he actually has started any weight training (trusting a compulsive liar) is that he had been doing it what maybe a few weeks look at when he began to do his gay ass new rendition of the seige mode where he's elevating his arms and trying to flex them and starting at himself in the camera. He has been doing it for maybe a month tops and already is bringing it up constantly wanting a pat on the ass and a thata boy and for all the dents to drool over his new and improved pipe cleaners. He has a knack for turning anything into the most insufferable version of itself.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

the person cutting his hairs hates him or is just inexperienced with men hairstyles.

Phail's been going to the same places as khet for as long as they've been married. By this time you'd think even the oldest little old lady would have figured out what to do with Phail's hair.

It must be pure hate.

 

[Balr0g]

You're right if anyone, not just him, decides to improve their health, kudos to them. I think the main issue I and some others have is that if he actually has started any weight training (trusting a compulsive liar) is that he had been doing it what maybe a few weeks look at when he began to do his gay ass new rendition of the seige mode where he's elevating his arms and trying to flex them and starting at himself in the camera. He has been doing it for maybe a month tops and already is bringing it up constantly wanting a pat on the ass and a thata boy and for all the dents to drool over his new and improved pipe cleaners. He has a knack for turning anything into the most insufferable version of itself.

He always wants ass pats when he does someting he considers "revolutionary" which others have done years ago. Just watch the WPIG "Doirect Capture" Deppdive: he kept on harping "Look how good my new Direct Capture gameplay looks like" or "!It is so easy now to capoture my videos". Something others had done before him and his fans nagged about for YEARS. Heck we made fun of him for years that he looked like a ghoul had he had noodle arms and now he finally does it and wants praise for it. Let's just wait how long he can continue because keeping it up is the real barrier you need to break

 

[Lord_Point]

Phail's been going to the same places as khet for as long as they've been married. By this time you'd think even the oldest little old lady would have figured out what to do with Phail's hair.

It must be pure hate.

Not sure why we are blaming some poor old hairdresser when we can just blame Phil instead.

Phil is delusional, he probably refuses to accept hes losing hair and insist that they style his hair as if he has a robust and meaningful hairline.

30% chance he shows them a picture of LTG as reference.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

I think the most surprising thing is seeing how a little bigger his biceps looked, compared to how he lacked biceps ever since I've paid attention(especially after how he lied about doing a lot of exercising and taking creatine shakes)

I will say, if(big if)he did make an effort to work out(even if it's the bare minium), good on him(I guess), but it won't matter because it's Phil. He has a history of not only being lazy, but having commitment issues, he's still drinking heavily, and his diet is genuinely terrible(and has been for years). While some of the food he eats has protein, he's putting in more calories than he can burn, and we all know how sedentary he's been. I'll give him major props if he starts putting on more muscle, but again, it's Phil.

You bring up a good point. If he is actually lifting weights and improving himself, I can’t blast him for that. But he lifts for a day and posts about his gains like he is JakeJames Lugo

 

[Twrx]

Phail's been going to the same places as khet for as long as they've been married. By this time you'd think even the oldest little old lady would have figured out what to do with Phail's hair.

It must be pure hate.

I'd bet it's because neither of them believe in tipping

 

[Khet’s Personal Trainer]

Has anyone ever had the theo theory that Dave has taken out a larger life insurance policy on Khet and is trying to get rid of this broad by over feeding her? I know he’s a lazy fuck, but wouldn’t put it past him.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I wonder if the hairdresser gets the whole prestream about how he's a successful on-demand content curator who has to deal with mentally ill trolls threatening his family on a daily basis?

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

I wonder if the hairdresser gets the whole prestream about how he's a successful on-demand content curator who has to deal with mentally ill trolls threatening his family on a daily basis?

I'll bet his haircuts are always so shitty because the hairdresser tries to rush through to get him out of the chair faster and shut him up. I wonder how many times Phil slips up trying to have normal conversations without at some point just instinctually begging for support or a tip.

 

[Balr0g]

I wonder if the hairdresser gets the whole prestream about how he's a successful on-demand content curator who has to deal with mentally ill trolls threatening his family on a daily basis?

Doubtful. You heard his voice during the bankruptcy hearing. Like a little mouse. the same with Khet. He was acting submissive with a low voice. I honestly doubt he says much when he is outside in the real world. I often wonder if he even has real conversations with Khet

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I don't think anyone would disagree that working out in any capacity is respectable. My issue, as well as most people here is how much of a smug cunt he is over it, and how he feels at liberty to give people advice he knows nothing about.

Phil needs to focus first on improving his health in general before thinking about gaining muscle. Be able to walk to the mailbox without bitching. Don't need a stool in the shower for his "back injury". Admit he has an alcohol and fast food problem.

Even then, building muscle at his age with his lifestyle is questionable. He's an idiot more likely to strain and hurt himself than gain any positives.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Has anyone ever had the theo theory that Dave has taken out a larger life insurance policy on Khet and is trying to get rid of this broad by over feeding her? I know he’s a lazy fuck, but wouldn’t put it past him.

What is that, a faggot ass Doody theory? He probably doesn’t have life insurance on himself. Less money for Hogans

 

[Whaler]

or is just inexperienced with men hairstyles.

He goes to "Twirls N' Curls" so I would bet Phil is the first male customer they've ever had.

Phil is delusional, he probably refuses to accept hes losing hair and insist that they style his hair as if he has a robust and meaningful hairline.

Yeah, the problem isn't his haircut, it's the fact that he wets it down and combs it like a retard. The hair just clumps together and makes the bald spots look worse.

Has anyone ever had the theo theory that Dave has taken out a larger life insurance policy on Khet and is trying to get rid of this broad by over feeding her? I know he’s a lazy fuck, but wouldn’t put it past him.

Jesus Christ, I'm guessing Doody and/or James is spreading that theory? Life insurance policies aren't cheap, there was nothing in his bank statements about them, and the policy might not even pay out since they could just claim she was basically eating herself to death. Fucking "he's over feeding her" like seriously? She's an adult capable of making her own choices, he's not holding a gun or his self defense hatchet to her head and forcing her to eat, even if he was, the policy still wouldn't pay out.