DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Shon&Saunders666420]

Doubtful. You heard his voice during the bankruptcy hearing. Like a little mouse. the same with Khet. He was acting submissive with a low voice. I honestly doubt he says much when he is outside in the real world. I often wonder if he even has real conversations with Khet

Yeah, like basically all internet tough guys, phil is a coward when out irl, he keeps to himself. We saw this a lot when he was with panda, like when they went to the aquarium. Highly doubt he's changed at all socially especially since he's become increasingly reclusive since panda and covid anyway.

 

[Lord_Point]

Doubtful. You heard his voice during the bankruptcy hearing. Like a little mouse. the same with Khet. He was acting submissive with a low voice. I honestly doubt he says much when he is outside in the real world. I often wonder if he even has real conversations with Khet

I second this, the cowardly little bitch rolls over when someone is aggressive to him ONLINE, hes almost certainly just quietly sits in the chair, thinking about how much better he is then this dumb hair bitch.

The way he describes the conversations he has in the real world is all the proof you need he has no idea what adults say to each other in the real world. Like when phils shopping cart was stole and TWO different employees gave phil mini dissertations on Seattle crime that conformed with everything phil has always said about the dangerous streets of suburbia.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

Did this faggot skip Shinobi? What was his excuse?

Also never seen the show myself but I guess Billy Chaser of retro-centric videogame tv show The Game Chasers passed away within just 3 weeks of being diagnosed with cancer. That's brutal. Cursory glance makes the show look exactly like the kinda khantent phil dreamed of going white hawt sellout mainstream viral with back when he had friends.

Can we count on Buff Begwell making a post about it and finding a way to make it all about himself on muh day-awff?

Also fuck cancer

 

[Free Jasper]

Am late since I went on holiday with my mo-wife (this mouth drooler left his moms basement!) but Phillips misunderstanding of ‘play what you love’ made me laugh hard.

ACTUAL ADVICE: Play what you love… because it will make you as a streamer happy, funny, entertaining, knowledgeable, good at the game and not moaning about a game you don’t want to play.

PHILLIPS UNDERSTANDING: Play what you love…. And the instant you press ‘start’ you’ll be showered with money because people roam YouTube throwing money at people playing their favourite game.

 

[Balr0g]

Am late since I went on holiday with my mo-wife (this mouth drooler left his moms basement!) but Phillips misunderstanding of ‘play what you love’ made me laugh hard.

ACTUAL ADVICE: Play what you love… because it will make you as a streamer happy, funny, entertaining, knowledgeable, good at the game and not moaning about a game you don’t want to play.

PHILLIPS UNDERSTANDING: Play what you love…. And the instant you press ‘start’ you’ll be showered with money because people roam YouTube throwing money at people playing their favourite game.

Too bad he is not ENTERTAINING to carry old games (or any games at all when he is not tard raging). Kinda bad when you are an online ENTERTAINER. The only ones who like it are dents and the few obsessed whales. For the rest he is just the laughing stock of youtube. Have you seen TBS latest "Phil in the wild yeah"? Oneyplay, a channel with a million subs drew a picture of Phil's face and it looked hilarious. He might think he isn't getting mocked but he is and will be for the rest of his life.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

What is that, a faggot ass Doody theory? He probably doesn’t have life insurance on himself. Less money for Hogans

Alternative theory: DSP took out life insurance on WWE Champions.

 

[Switch Mongo]

Personally, I dont think Phil's hair situation is that bad considering his age.

It’s not that bad really but him always playing with his hair doesn’t make it any better either. He was better off with the shaved head look younger Phil had instead of the Count Dracula shit he has going on now

 

[Windy Moors]

I'm working my way through the original general thread and wanted to share some funny edits/screenshots. Starting with my favorite and spoilering the rest.


Credit @Dragoonism

Spoiler: Moar

Credit @Wood Glue


Credit @Near


Credit @Nigel of Ukip


Credit @Xenomorph


Credit @Skippy Shortbottom

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

It’s not that bad really but him always playing with his hair doesn’t make it any better either. He was better off with the shaved head look younger Phil had instead of the Count Dracula shit he has going on now

I don't think a buzzcut would work with Phil's thinning hair and donut hole on the top of his head.

Phil honestly just needs to accept he's aged and let it go gracefully. He looks so awful with that grotesque patchy goatee and obviously dyed jet black poofy hair he brushes back every minute. Wear a hat if he's that insecure about his balding.

 

[Dave'sWeakestDent]

Late on the DSP workout tism.

Dave, this is your time to make content that would be actually interesting for a change. Get in touch/collab with a fitness influencer to coach you to your best possible physique and document the entire journey on twitter and youtube, hell, even open up a channel called "DarkSydeFitness" or some shit seperate from day to day slop. After 2+ years or so of dicipline, make a video of how you started as a grandma on life support and then jump to your current self bench pressing 350 lbs or even your wife to flex on LTG, end the video by challenging Boogie, Wings and PPP to take the same route and even coach them too.

But you won't, because you rather spend your time begging, being boring and calling "walking around the store carrying your wife's 20 snack pizzas" a workout.

 

[Switch Mongo]

I don't think a buzzcut would work with Phil's thinning hair and donut hole on the top of his head.

Phil honestly just needs to accept he's aged and let it go gracefully. He looks so awful with that grotesque patchy goatee and obviously dyed jet black poofy hair he brushes back every minute. Wear a hat if he's that insecure about his balding.

Yeah, at least he doesn’t have a crown. Yet…

 

[Major]

Yeah, at least he doesn’t have a crown. Yet…
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Is this a live action Simpsons character?

 

[Phil the Salesman]

Yeah, at least he doesn’t have a crown. Yet…
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Yoooo. This mothafucka better cling onto his obese wife for dear life if this is what he’s gonna look like. He won’t even be able to find a dick to suck on with a mug like that.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

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Gezz, he looks like a sitcom character. Like a fucking Married With Children character that was the butt of every joke.

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

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literally looks like a younger dr phil lol

 

[Iron Hamster]

Insufferable butch incoming. EvEryThINg hAPeNs oN My dAY oFf!:

https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2025/09/nintendo-of-america-reportedly-cuts-loose-customer-service-contractors-as-it-looks-to-outsource

 

[ackack99]

I wish Frank Hassle finally hassles piggy like he's been saying he would for what? 4 years now? His plan was to wait for the goutmobile to leave the Pigroach DMZ and to follow him to the nearest store where he'd commence hassling him. If he never leaves it we'll at least get proof that he doesn't even leave his house once a week.

bit late on the response, but i'd just like to mention that Frank replied to me on twitter last year saying he would definitely do it by the end of the year. and that didnt happen.

i think he still has pigroach in his sights, he mentions him from time to time on twitter, and he recently got off of probation and said he'd go back to filming new content. a Phil hassle in a grocery store would be so amazing, to see him fold like the pussy he is and then whine like a bitch playing victim + act like a tough guy as soon as he gets back on stream. but thats assuming pigroach doesnt just have his groceries delivered, in which case Frank might not be able to hassle him because even he isnt dumb enough to open his door and fire a gun like Boogie. i really hope the hassle arc happens though, things have gotten a bit stagnant lately.

 

[Helping Friendly Book]

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“Damn, I fucked up, we have to go bald…”

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

but thats assuming pigroach doesnt just have his groceries delivered

I assume this is what Phil does now and only goes out when absolutely necessary and his monthly Twirls & Curls appointment, because odds are really against nobody ever seeing Phil IRL and fucking with him for this many years.

 

[Kiwi Andy]

Uh looks like /ourguy/ DSP was correct to be concerned once again... PPP is gay a d has homosexual dominance fantasies.
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...DSP bros... was PPP going to rape DSP?

You know why this is so real? PPP is not joking. This is how he rolls.