Why is Utah being so violent bro? Assassinations, attempted bombings, what the fuck?
It’s because Utah is a desert filled with gays and has stupid laws.
No joke. I’m at some chicken wing place passing through salt lake to go to the only more gay place than Provo, Seattle - due to work reasons, and I order a meal and a beer.
Dude gets my wings, then goes into the back to pour my draft beer out of sight.
“ uhhh… your taps are in the back?”
“Yeah. It’s Utah. You can’t pour a beer in front of a someone.”
It was then I realized how insanely retarded the state is. I can just imagine it now. Magical Mormon voodoo shit going on just to deposit a check. Buck break a nigga? Better first sacrifice a chicken to Jospeh Smith and then pee in a jar, making sure to bury it in the desert to bless the moon angels or whatever these chubby blonde niggas believe. Buying some tools? First you have to make pilgrimage to Xandozx the Mormon ape god.
In short, I can see the retardation of the desert making people go insane. At least Mexico, despite being a crime ridden shit hole, understands Jesus and normal cultural practices. Also has hot Latina ass. Utah? It’s like Mexico if it suffered a massive head injury and filled with unattractive boring people.
