💰 Grifter Sam Hyde / Samuel Whitcomb Hyde / Million Dollar Extreme (MDE) / COM98 / 1Team / HydeWars / alienmode / @wigger / 'The Candyman' - Millennial anti-humorist, Carnegie Mellon University art student, 'World Peace' writer and creator, born-again Christian and groyper convert. The Marky Post to End All Marky Posts.

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Guys...
this time, things will be different
this time, Sam Hyde is going down
this time, all his fans will leave MDE and watch MATI instead
this time, I will end misogyny and get all the TERF poon
this time, I will be the biggest E-daddy
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I feel like the OP should include one of his career highlights - going mainstream with normies after President Trump tweeted out a video featuring Sam's ronald mcdonald codeword activation.
 
Null dijo:
This is not true and you did not read the OP.
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Started watching the Tenacious Turnip video. How does anyone make it past the first 4 seconds (note the first 3.99 seconds are black screen)? I don't have any experience watching gay porn, and I wasn't about to start. *sigh* Is that the Amazing Atheist in a knitted Cthulhu mask? It's borderline furry haram, I'd honestly find a meth addict more trustworthy—knowing they probably just rape women instead of diaper play.

Anyways the rewrite did need to add Marky, but it's honestly kinda dog shit. It's a Marky post that got self-conscious and added random garbage to pretend like 80% of the new material isn't a Marky post (Gorilla nest is funny but so banal I cannot believe someone thought it was OP material, and then wrote some alog fanfic about how it was a huge crash out). Honestly I think for a good OP on someone this divisive (a non-cow) you need to get both an alog and a dick rider to joint draft.
 
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Doxmatix dijo:
I feel like the OP should include one of his career highlights - going mainstream with normies after President Trump tweeted out a video featuring Sam's ronald mcdonald codeword activation.
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No stalker child, you will enjoy 12 paragraphs of Marky posting and a splash page of schizo infographs inserted by Null's strongest foid soldier.
 
ellroy dijo:
Back in January 2022, I made a series of posts questioning the Marky narrative because the evidence supporting was never posted and it didn't help the posters arguing he did it were mostly PeggyBigCock and quite possibly her alt accounts.

After reading the rewritten OP, I find my skeptical position back then untenable. I wish this had to come to light back then like it has now and I think this is why it doesn't help to have unhinged people arguing for something that has truth to it.
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If anything, Sam is likely happy that Channing and Summer are the latest loudest markyposters because it is easier to discredit the allegations if it is coming from them.
 
Sam aping around as some political figure with “knowledge for the youth” is pretty pathetic, as if he cares. He just wants those wigger bucks that he knows his diehard fans will pay. Sam Hyde’s not a guy to look to, even if he wears his Sunday best in his new videos. Remember that he bought them at Boston Ross to help him buttrape a teen girl before you go aping the gorilla nester.
 
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If anything, Sam is likely happy that Channing and Summer are the latest loudest markyposters because it is easier to discredit the allegations if it is coming from them.
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I always had a feeling Peggie didn't care about Marky but just wanted a cudgel to use against Sam; same with Channing because she came across as a jilted ex lover.
 
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3MMA dijo:
Sam aping around as some political figure with “knowledge for the youth” is pretty pathetic, as if he cares. He just wants those wigger bucks that he knows his diehard fans will pay. Sam Hyde’s not a guy to look to, even if he wears his Sunday best in his new videos. Remember that he bought them at Boston Ross to help him buttrape a teen girl before you go aping the gorilla nester.
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I think some part of him genuinely cares. Not as much as he cares about money, but he does care. Sam strikes me as a guy who's 'learned' from his mistakes, and is now partially trying to be less of an annoying faggot. And partially failing.
 
Charlie Never Dies dijo:
added random garbage to pretend like 80% of the new material isn't a Marky post
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I think it's mostly due to Sam not really being a traditional lolcow. He doesn't have a laundry list of retarded L's that he keeps posting about non-stop, like idubz for instance, so there's not much to add besides Marky.

The thing I'm most surprised about is the OP not including the new Verified Reddit Source™ story corroborating the secret wife and child. I think it holds more weight than that retarded snapchat of a gook holding a pregnancy test. Although I'm not really that surprised, the person that did the re-write never once actually used this thread.
 
It's probably deep in the thread somewhere, but the reason the Marky posting has typically been ineffective was well before Channing's tard crusade - the original image macro spread on boards was made by a scorned musician called Vaervaf who trooned out and took it upon himself to 'defeat' Sam despite working for him for years. Vaervaf went as far as to cause fellow musician Orangy, who also worked with Sam and knew Vaervaf irl, to overdose and die from designer drugs because he started staying at the old RI MDE house for weeks at a time (if you watch any of Sam's old videos there was a weight set in that house, Sam was helping Orangy get back in shape.

Vaervaf eventually detrooned and conceded everything he did was out of spite. The Marky stuff was true but for most people Sam being able to get ahead of it and get the Vaervaf lore out there contributed significantly to nobody giving a fuck about it. Post seems to be lost to time, but it was around 2015/16 on /tv/ if I recall, there's corroborating stuff on reddit here referencing the old 4chan post.
 
Swamp_Donkey dijo:
I think it's mostly due to Sam not really being a traditional lolcow. He doesn't have a laundry list of retarded L's that he keeps posting about non-stop, like idubz for instance, so there's not much to add besides Marky.

The thing I'm most surprised about is the OP not including the new Verified Reddit Source™ story corroborating the secret wife and child. I think it holds more weight than that retarded snapchat of a gook holding a pregnancy test. Although I'm not really that surprised, the person that did the re-write never once actually used this thread.
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Sam's sperg out during the bradley martyn podcast is also worth including, I feel.
 
You can hate Sam Hyde because he anally raped a teenage girl. You can hate him because he's a roided up grifter faggot. You can hate him because he hasn't been funny in 15 years. You can hate him for any number of valid reasons.

But I, I hate him for being from Fall River. And I hate him for being a RISDfag.
Only True & Honest Rhode Islanders will understand.
 
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