💰 Grifter Sam Hyde / Samuel Whitcomb Hyde / Million Dollar Extreme (MDE) / COM98 / 1Team / HydeWars / alienmode / @wigger / 'The Candyman' - Millennial anti-humorist, Carnegie Mellon University art student, 'World Peace' writer and creator, born-again Christian and groyper convert. The Marky Post to End All Marky Posts.

I miss Lidl Drip. If only she were around to take pleasure in Sam Hyde’s 40 minute video on Charlie Kirk while this OP dropped. May she be well, wherever she may be. No one else was as excellent at shitting on terminally online moids and their e-daddies as she was.
 
Sam Hyde is funny but honestly his gorilla nest shit, nick fuentes dickriding, and the marky shit is really annoying. I almost care less about the marky stuff because it was so long ago and I end up finding out almost every celebrity does fucked up shit with teens (not excusing just bringing up that I still like the naked gun even though OJ is in it). But Sam taking himself so seriously while still trying to be ironic is cringe. Pick a side. Nick is at least cool because he acts professionally.
Null tweeted out about not trusting right wingers without families (see, Cantwell). The same goes for Sam. If he was actually this cool right wing guy he probably would have already settled down and had kids like Nick and Charles did. Instead he is just creating a harem of wigger yesmen.
 
Sam Hyde is funny but honestly his gorilla nest shit, nick fuentes dickriding, and the marky shit is really annoying. I almost care less about the marky stuff because it was so long ago and I end up finding out almost every celebrity does fucked up shit with teens (not excusing just bringing up that I still like the naked gun even though OJ is in it). But Sam taking himself so seriously while still trying to be ironic is cringe. Pick a side. Nick is at least cool because he acts professionally.
Null tweeted out about not trusting right wingers without families (see, Cantwell). The same goes for Sam. If he was actually this cool right wing guy he probably would have already settled down and had kids like Nick and Charles did. Instead he is just creating a harem of wigger yesmen.
Sam’s not been funny in a while. His 2010s stuff was hilarious, Paradigm Shift is one of the funniest things out there in my opinion, but he hasn’t produced anything on that level in a while. Most of his comedic stuff nowadays is downright boring. I guess trolling icuckz was kinda funny, but even that is more due to Mr. Jomha being a cockless eunuch lolcow, than Hyde himself.
 
I’m saying that the shooters are his own target demographic, so it is a very real possibility that he is going to (and likely already has, in the past) encourage the participation in actual, real-life violence. This is a good way to get a lot of white men dead or doing something that ruins their own lives. Leaves white women widows and children fatherless. Robs a short life it’s chance for redemption.
He’s no doubt got a lot of suicidal men in his audience, and those men don’t need to be well armed. The majority of gun deaths in America are suicides, the majority of those suicides being white men. And coming from another angle, a lot of these types of shooters are suicidal white men. A lot of them with obvious identity disorders, which are also the types of people who find community and ‘identity’ through LARPing online and find themselves becoming Sam Hyde fans.
I think we should be armed, but when I say “we”, I’m not talking Sam’s niche internet audience. I’m talking about the white people who see through this shit, and don’t own a gun eager for the opportunity to use it on someone else or themselves.
Do you manually breathe cunt?
The target demograghic of MDE et al are fuckin effeminate, tranny fuckin, leftist, Godless, soulless, inhuman faggots? Are you fuckin retarded?
 
It’s either grifting and pseudo-philosophy. Most are just using Christianity to justify their hatred with surface level understanding of Christian faith, case in point Vance’s Ordo Amoris spiel.

The neo-pagans are just plain retarded, since Christianity, at least in its original, pre-reformation and especially pre-great schism form, was FAR MORE anti-semitic than paganism. Pagans were happy to accept Jews or trade with Khazars, where as Christians were actively persecuting/exterminating them.
Pagans were also happy to sell their own white slaves to brown Muslims, a factoid that all the self-proclaimed 'race-first' pagans like to ignore.
 
Sam’s not been funny in a while. His 2010s stuff was hilarious, Paradigm Shift is one of the funniest things out there in my opinion, but he hasn’t produced anything on that level in a while. Most of his comedic stuff nowadays is downright boring. I guess trolling icuckz was kinda funny, but even that is more due to Mr. Jomha being a cockless eunuch lolcow, than Hyde himself.
His acting on Fishtank was funny.
 
Sam taking himself so seriously while still trying to be ironic is cringe. Pick a side.
He will never pick a side or take any stand. Sam doesn’t care about a cause more than he cares about having a captive audience of little wiggers who worship him. Roided up wrong, Toxie looking, tranny fucking, Sam. Congratulations on the OP @Lidl Drip o7
 
Pagans were also happy to sell their own white slaves to brown Muslims, a factoid that all the self-proclaimed 'race-first' pagans like to ignore.
Or Christians, like Romans in Constantinople or Anglo-Saxons before Norman invasion. But to be fair, people didn’t really start to distinguish each other by ethnicity until much later, as religion was a much more important factor. A black person, like an Ethiopian would be deemed a curiosity in medieval Europe, but would not be treated downright hostile, due to their Christian faith.

A prime example would be when Kublai Khan sent Chinese Christians as a diplomatic mission to European courts and those Christians wrote of how great they were treated, once their religion was discovered.
 
I'm still confused about the Marky situation. Sam (allegedly) buttfucked a 15 / 16 year old when he was (allegedly) 29 and the common consensus I see from Sam enjoyers on this site largely seems to boil down to its okay because [insert reasons] meanwhile I've seen people get crucified for far less by Kiwifarms.

Am I missing some important information or is this just another case of "my e-daddy can do no wrong because I find him funny"?
 
And I’m not implying neo-pagans can or can’t do something. I’m implying that their entire philosophy is ridiculous new age wankery.
Riiiiight, the entirety of neoplatonic thought is just "new age wankery".

I'm not Christian not because I hate jews. I'm not christian because its doctrines are indefensible and the more you internalize shit religious doctrine, the more of a sad sack of shit you become. The fact that I no longer have to dance to judaic thought, worship a jewish god and read jewish lore is just a bonus.

The west has a richer tradition of religious thought, theory, and practice than your hollowed out, aids-maggot corpse of a kike-spinoff could ever attain.
 
The west has a richer tradition of religious thought, theory, and practice than your hollowed out, aids-maggot corpse of a kike-spinoff could ever attain.
The entire idea of “the west” comes from Christian theological debate, mate. We’ve been doing Christianity for like 2000 years. It’s part and parcel of European culture and ingrained into us on a molecular level. You can deny it all you want, but literally everything from art to music to literature to cinema to language and customs has been influenced and shaped by Christian faith in one way or another.
 
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Samsisters, the OP finally got rewritten to include mark, AND it got featured?? Emergency discord meeting NOW!!!
I'm on the horn with Chev Chelios, Raisinlove, Sneedifarms, Queesechake, every Sam Hyde wigger. They are in a state of panic, they have to run PR for Sam 24/7 everytime people are reminded of Marky.
 
I'm still confused about the Marky situation. Sam (allegedly) buttfucked a 15 / 16 year old when he was (allegedly) 29 and the common consensus I see from Sam enjoyers on this site largely seems to boil down to its okay because [insert reasons] meanwhile I've seen people get crucified for far less by Kiwifarms.

Am I missing some important information or is this just another case of "my e-daddy can do no wrong because I find him funny"?
I was largely unaware of these allegations, and am digging through the Marky situation. For most of the time I knew about Hyde, it was because of some internet funny man shit. You'd see screenshots of Marky occasionally posted without much comment to 4chan and tbh, largely assume it was just another absurd prank and not really ask any more questions.

His rise to "wholesome internet older brother" status really correlated with the idubbz event. Happily this thread is here.
 
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