Scams for people from the internet (and others)

Ignatius von Cistern

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Just because you've been on the internet all your life, doesn't mean there isn't a scam that can get you to part with your money.

I have recently just worked out a scam that has been pitched to me for years via my chat apps (which are connected to my day-light phone, which in turn is in multiple scam databases).

I would like to share the nature of this scam with you.

The pitch is usually made from an avatar of a young, attractive woman who unexpectedly adds you via your phone number. They usually have 2 approaches:

1 Do I know you/how do I have your number?
2 I have a job offer/side hustle/great way to make some cash for you.

1 usually leads into 2.

If you engage with them for any length of time asking about the job, they will be vague and they always say that they want to pass you onto their supervisor, who will explain the particulars.

I never worked this part out. It's either a part of the Q&A/lead process for them internally, or a lame psychology play, where in their Asian minds, you are more likely to succumb to a male person of authority (the second person being usually a male avatar). They may not understand that western males will readily submit to a girl-boss, so there is no need for this charade, but whatever.

Next, they will offer what is often decent looking money for the time out-lay and they will either offer you a test task or a training routine with either money up front to participate or money at the completion of trial task/training. Typically $50. Going forward, they offer $50-200 per hour. You must be 23 or older (why? crypto-trading, age limits maybe? see below) Sounds alright, doesn't it?

I've never gone past this point, having worked out a quick way to short-circuit this scam: ask for $50 in XMR up-front to join their training/trial task. You can do it on first contact, don't wait until the "supervisor" and they immediately fuck off. I guess, if some jeet or slope is desperate enough, you might earn a free $50 in crypto.

If one does proceed, they may actually get their first $50 bucks and if they cash out at that point, they will be ahead monetarily, but not time-wise as the trials take hours. The psychology here seems to be to waste as much of the person's time, to make them want to recoup it, but also bait them by offering real cash.

The job is usually leaving reviews on some bullshit product/travel site/marketing blog and posting proof thereof in group chat.

Going forward, they will make you compete with other people being scammed and then eventually offer you to buy-in into a group-task with penalties if the group fails. Invariably someone does and you lose your money, but fear not, here's another buy-in for an even better deal. Crypto trading may be involved, hense the 23 age limit I guess.

There are probably many variations, but the gist of it is as above.

That's about all. I don't have a name for it, of someone wiser, can suggest one or knows one, please let me know.

Please share your scams. They don't have to be internet. The list from Ocean's 12 would be fascinating.
 
Literally not even an hour ago I got a scam call from "BlokCheyn" telling me I had around $20k in bitcoin "ready to withdraw" since there was no activity on my account for over 2 years, which warranted its closure due to supposed maintenance costs. Thing is, I never did any crypto. I opened a wallet in early 2024 and haven't used it once. The oinkrainian on the other side knew my email and first name, and was unable to pronounce either correctly, but desperately wanted me to get on a PC ASAP so he could then redirect me to a "supervisor" and have the whole thing sorted out.
Guess they scam elders with "virus on yuore camputer maam" and youths (lmao) with crypto money.
 
You guys can call me a retard for this, I understand. I was buying something for around 150 dollars which is a lot for someone like me, This was on sn online trading and selling marketplace. Guy was sketch from the beginning but little old me didnt want to judge someone (I should have). He made up some bullshit about paypals system making it hard to transfer money and the way he worded it was so when I looked this up on google, articles and questions appeared about it seeming to back up his story, He said he needed the money to pay rent that day and that using friends and family would make it process faster (I had no idea about the bad side of using friends and family) I sent it to him and he sent fake screenshots of the money being locked and that if I gave him more money through bank transfer to pay his rent, he would be able to give me what I wanted (game console) and send the extra money back. So in essence he was trying to scam me for 300. I realised at that point that I was being fucked with and got on the phone to my bank and then paypal to talk to people and see if I could hopefully get it back, meanwhile this dude was in my inbox trying to get any extra he could. Due to quick action on my part I was able to get my 150 back and get his accounts shut down. Dont be afraid of being rude and judging people who sell to you. If you remotely feel anything is wrong, go with your gut instinct and call to cancel the transaction.

Only use friends and family with your friends and family, do not use it with strangers. They might say it costs less but fuck them you deserve the right to dispute. There are some terrible people out there and im pretty sure this guy did this to me for drug money because I found an article of him robbing a corner store for money and cigarettes and only addicts do that here. Learning this life lesson when I was younger nearly cost me a lot of money, I hope that this wisdom helps others to avoid bad people in the future.

If you were wondering, yes! His skincolor was brown! Thanks for making more people wary of everyone who has your complextion, guy! That was definitely a moment of realisation for me that was swiftly reenforced with other incidents.
 
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using friends and family would make it process faster
"Friends and family" on paypal doens't take a percent from the seller, "invoice" does. That percent offers extra protection, where you can demand the seller to prove they sent the goods and if they cannot, paypal will refund you the money. At least this is how it used to work several years ago, when I used this feature a lot. It's pretty useful on Facebook trading groups (that are outside the marketplace) and it tends to ward off some fraud, not all.

Luckily Paypal have a chat agent that can connect you to a real person (like eBay, but not Etsy) and you can explain to a human being what the problem is. Obviously fake screenshots is a good way to back up your story.

he sent fake screenshots of the money being locked and that if I gave him more money through bank transfer to pay his rent, he would be able to give me what I wanted (game console) and send the extra money back

Yeah, nice try, but a really dumb scam. Should have just withdrawn the money immediately for the 1% rather than wait 3 days, to a burner/virtual account and ran off. Or bought crypto with it and ran off.

If you're with Paypal for a very long time all these things take a short time to do, because you're a trusted account. If his Paypal account is brand new, they might actually freeze his funds for a week or two, so he may not have been entirely lying about the funds being locked.

Anyway. Pathetic scam. It's easier to get the shittiest job and do that instead, but amigo thinks he's a playa.
 
You're just half ass explaining the pig butchering scam used on dating apps. Trust that if you have a scam idea that involves a platform or exchange currency that has been available to the public for longer than 5 hours you're not the first to try it.

The best scam is still the oldest, religion. Sadly no one wants to do the leg work for that.
 
Why do these people always make up things like "Invoice for Norton Antivirus 887.99"? Why don't they use an actual real amount that an antivirus would charge? I read that a lot of those fake toll ticket scams worked out because they weren't asking for very much so people didn't think much about paying them.
 
Ive been seeing a lot of weird scams in my country in smallish towns where they will sell a purebred dog online, give it to you and take the money, and then a week later they will come back and steal it while youre away. They ask for a walkthrough of your house "to make sure my animal is going to the right place" but its actuallly to case the place for valuables and to figure out entry and exit points to obtain the animal and if they are feeling risky, other valuables. Ive even seen them stalk people to the shops and literally snatch an animal while its outside and the person who bought it is in the shop. I guess its half online and offline. Anyways they sell it and take it back repeatedly until they get arrested or run out of town, thousands of dollars at a time.


edit: I know, its horrifying. I can probably get some posts of it occuring and people putting out bewares but id have to heavily redact it. Its so awful and so many people were hurt, Imagine being a kid and that happening because of some meth addicted asshole. Trust issues for life. When the dog is no longer usable they are often dumped or abandoned due to the insane living situations these people get up to, often times family members are left with the dog while they run from law enforcement and then they get in a heap of trouble.

Like I said before. Dont be afraid to put up boundaries with these people. They are strangers. Look for signs, do some thinking, ask questions, protect yourself. I know it can be tempting to go all in when you see the holy grail of things that you want for a steal of a price but these fuckers definitely know their audience and will always price at the lowest to lure you in with hope.
 
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I've gotten one or two pretty convincing emails regarding PayPal. Even to the point that I called up PayPal to confirm that no transactions occurred even through there were tells in the email that didn't line up, like, Your user ID: receipt14s.

I just forward them to phishing@paypal.com and let them sort it out.
 
Any oldfags remember poetry.com?

You could submit the most awful, banal piece of prose to the site, and you’d get a letter telling you essentially that you’re the next Shakespeare or Yeats or whoever, and you could have your poem published…just pay close to $100 for the book. You’d also get a letter inviting you and other “esteemed authors” to some ceremony…you pay them for the “honor” of course.

My dipshit 14 year old self managed to convince my mom to buy the book after I had submitted the kind of edgy goth poem only a 14 year old in the late 90s could come up with and think was good. Feel bad my mom bought the book and feel dumb I fell for that obvious scam
 
I hope those Nigerian princes are doing ok... :(
Last I saw, lagos is going STRONG on its scam economy, stronger than most think. Theyve evolved their tactics and followed the indians to facebook and instagram, even discord!!!. Currently seeing an influx of hijacked accounts of people who exist with their details changed and name changed to be like a facebook security notice and then they flood reviews and demand you respond within 24 hours with a link. While most people are smart enough to not fall for this, many do click on the link and inadvertently give away details. I would even contend that Lagos has the most ill gotten funds this year than ever before. This is due to many reasons and im sure you guys can easily think of a few of them (ai) (Lol crystal mugs scam was certainly one of my favorites they cooked up)


Some of the classic all star scams in this video, enjoy!
edit, knew i was missing something!! Kids books!
 
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a purebred dog online
The Švejk character in Jaroslav Hašek's "The Good Soldier Švejk" starts out as a dog scammer. A classic scam and a classic of world literature. BTW, the Russians did a really nice animation of it recently.

These modern fellas are a lot more nasty as they play into the whole ethical keeping of animals hippie bullshit and then rob you. Švejk was just after people more imbecilic than himself.
Any oldfags remember poetry.com?
Guilty as charged.

Also probably in part your mom's fault. She probably told you a thousand times how talented you are, if only you'd stop painting your fingernails black.

These guys would index any submission and let the scam propagate itself. In the early days of livejournal, you could publish a link to your shitty poem for all your friends to see and they would think about submitting their own scribbles. The company would then market their anthologies, hard-bound plain and gilded versions back to their authors (at which point I realised it was a vanity press). Manwhile, it went as far as offering audio versions on CD. From memory, there was an option to pay for you to go to a recording studio to record a reading yourself, otherwise one of their voice talent will do it for you. Jesus.

The vanity press is a sub-plot in Umberto Eco's "Focault's Pendulum." A great satire of the Occult, that Dan Brown unashamedly ripped off and made a bunch of cash on. Fuck that guy. Eco was a genius.
 
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Jeets keep calling me saying that I won a free cruise that I signed up for at the mall. Unfortunately I never let them get far with talking to me because I call them a dalit, a sister fucker, and a mother fucker. That just causes them to sperg the fuck out at me, which is hysterical, and I hang up on them.
 
I have recently just worked out a scam that has been pitched to me for years via my chat apps (which are connected to my day-light phone, which in turn is in multiple scam databases).

I would like to share the nature of this scam with you.

The pitch is usually made from an avatar of a young, attractive woman who unexpectedly adds you via your phone number. They usually have 2 approaches:

1 Do I know you/how do I have your number?
2 I have a job offer/side hustle/great way to make some cash for you.
I get these messages a lot and have never actually gotten to the scam part. I talked to one of these fuckers for like a week once and other than obviously trying to get personal information from me I had no idea what the point of it was. I get the job ones a fair bit as well but I usually just tell them to fuck off. Lately I've just been responding to them pretending to be a pajeet and it's usually pretty funny. I even had one of them get mad at me and tell me they don't like Indians and blocked me.
 
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