US US Politics General 2: Hope Edition - Discussion of President Trump and other politicians

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Should be a wild four years.

Helpful links for those who need them:

Current members of the House of Representatives
https://www.house.gov/representatives

Current members of the Senate
https://www.senate.gov/senators/

Current members of the US Supreme Court
https://www.supremecourt.gov/about/biographies.aspx

Members of the Trump Administration
https://www.whitehouse.gov/administration/

 

[X Prime]

I choose to believe there’s a non zero chance Vance will end up being one of the regulars in this thread.

Obviously it is @Fatpacks, and this post is in no way meant to serve as misdirection from the idea that I am JD Vance.

 

[kickingstones]

just say you are gay, it's 2025, no shame in being a literal homosexual now.

best part of high school was watching tennis practice, watching thin/fit girls hopping and jumping and swing that little racket.

Disagree best part about high school was scorekeeping for the girls volleyball while collecting your community hours.

 

[Nihil Jung]

You govt shills are going to have a harder time selling JD Derangement Syndrome considering his entire career from front to back was openly manufactured with money from the intel services. Literally no one and I mean fucking no one thinks Thiel's funding of the entire "alternative" right eco-sphere and tech companies is a "schizo" idea. You might as well try to sell Zuck, who despite his PR re-brand is described as an Orwellian lizard man by everyone.

Replace Thiel with Soros and right with left and consider how little of a fuck anyone gives so long is the money is forwarding what they already support.

The milk's already been spilt, might as well keep mercing narcos
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What the fuck is the Gulf of Mexico?

 

[Celebrate Nite]

What the fuck is the Gulf of Mexico?

It's that imaginary place that journofags still like to pretend exists.

 

[pwnest injun]

Memo about Autopen suggests that Biden was not present when pardons were discussed and the pardons themselves were signed without his input or knowledge.
Trump has already declared the pardons null, besides Hunter's, so we'll see if DoJ acts and it goes to court. Looking bad for select committee fags tho.

Arrest Dems. Throw Dems into penitentiaries. Kick Dems into paddy wagons. Throw a Dem baby into foster care. Incarcerate filthy Demers.

 

[Your Girlfriend's Dad]

As a seafood enjoyer my only reservation when it comes to blowing up drugrunners is if we're going to have to start testing our fish and scrimps for fentanyl in addition to mercury and cesium

I think I've got a way for Red Lobster to come back from that "Endless Shrimp" fiasco. We can have a real captive market.

 

[moocow]

Memo about Autopen suggests that Biden was not present when pardons were discussed and the pardons themselves were signed without his input or knowledge.
Trump has already declared the pardons null, besides Hunter's, so we'll see if DoJ acts and it goes to court. Looking bad for select committee fags tho.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RyOBZUPbKoo
Arrest Dems. Throw Dems into penitentiaries. Kick Dems into paddy wagons. Throw a Dem baby into foster care. Incarcerate filthy Demers.

The day they actually hold the Biden administration (or his handlers, minstrels, and whoever else) accountable for any of that shit, I will buy a fucking lottery ticket.

ETA:

I think I've got a way for Red Lobster to come back from that "Endless Shrimp" fiasco. We can have a real captive market.

Make them de-vein the shrimp before they're taken back to the kitchen for cooking. Tell them exactly what it is they're doing (and removing). They might not be as enthusiastic about endless shrimp after that.

 

[scallion]

• Midna's human form looks really ugly and strange

No, stalker child, it is YOU who is the porn-addict. Enjoy the gooncave.
Btw you forgot to mention how much the music fucked

 

[Your Girlfriend's Dad]

The day they actually hold the Biden administration (or his handlers, minstrels, and whoever else) accountable for any of that shit, I will buy a fucking lottery ticket.

ETA:

Make them de-vein the shrimp before they're taken back to the kitchen for cooking. Tell them exactly what it is they're doing (and removing). They might not be as enthusiastic about endless shrimp after that.

"If we feed the Shrimp crack we'll have these niggers choosing Red Lobster for a hundred years!"

 

[Candlelight Desolation]

Germany flattened all of England.

Dresden was more or less Churchill getting even for London being bombed. Instead of just a hand, he had a whole arm in that attack.

Let's just copy the worst president, don't mind that LITERALLY EVERYTHING HE DID worsened and extended the great depression.
You can have full employment with people digging ditches, and another group filling them in. That's not productive, that's not beneficial, that's just dumb and just increases inflation since the gov has to print money to pay.

>be FDR
>be proto-democratic socialist
>worsen depression to stay in power longer
>use no term limits to try and be president for life
>cozy up to Stalin
>lie to Poland, other Eastern European countries about not letting Soviets run them
>sideline Churchill at major Allies conferences, Brits wind up losing India
>Churchill, despite his promises to not forget Poland, is unable to do anything due to being pushed aside
>very obvious pro-Soviet bias in conferences
>USSR rules half of Europe until 90's
>British Empire dissolves under Attlee
>have legacy inspiring jingoism and 80 years of endless war

While I am against the bombing of Dresden, Churchill wasn't an accomplice to Stalin getting his claws into Eastern Europe. It was more FDR, all of the reading I've been doing suggests as such. FDR was among the worst presidents in US history, his fingerprints are all over the US and elsewhere. While I am against Roosevelt, in regards to Churchill more doubts have been erased of him handing Eastern Europe over to Stalin - because of that I feel I can safely change the verdict on Churchill in that specific area to not guilty.

 

[Sammich]

FDR was among the worst presidents in US history

That gimpy cocksucker was in a league of his own when it came to the worst. carter, obama, even wilson weren't even close to him.

 

[Candlelight Desolation]

the worst. carter, obama, even wilson weren't even close to him.

I'd say Joe Biden (who wanted to larp as FDR) was the absolute worst, and that's including those guys plus FDR and both Johnsons.

 

[David Floyd George]

That gimpy cocksucker was in a league of his own when it came to the worst. carter, obama, even wilson weren't even close to him.

lol, hardly 8 months have passed - it's already joever

 

[Nottafed]

Obviously it is @Fatpacks, and this post is in no way meant to serve as misdirection from the idea that I am JD Vance.

It makes sense that you would not be JD Vance, and I definitely am not JD Vance either.
My love for upholstered furniture is merely coincidental.

 

[Queen Metalia]

I'd say Joe Biden (who wanted to larp as FDR) was the absolute worst, and that's including those guys plus FDR and both Johnsons.

Biden actually beat out FDR for my least favorite president by rubbing his victory in conservatives faces after winning in 2020. Especially after having the nerve to claim his campaign was about bringing Americans together.

Also Kamala Harris is the worst VP. I don't believe that's a controversial statement especially around here.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Peter Thiel did nothing wrong. He's a good guy.

 

[Airless]

What the fuck is the Gulf of Mexico?

It's an article from the before-times, ancient history at this point

 

[Commissar Fuklaw]

Seeing all the politicians consistantly get bullied for their retarded shit brings warmth to my heart. We need to bring back the occupation of court jester but have it be a person who goes in front of a politician and reads out loud to them the highest rated negative xeet regarding their stupidity.

It's the digital version of this.

 

[DumbDude43]

Peter Thiel did nothing wrong. He's a good guy.

that's ultimately why the whole "your VP is controlled by thiel!" angle is pointless.
like, even if it were true - so?

the reason people hate figures like soros with a burning passion isn't because he's rich and influential, it's because he's using his wealth and influence to push the worst fucking policies imaginable.
DAs who let criminals off with a slap on the wrist? soros funded. NGOs facilitating mass immigration in europe? soros funded. tranny activism groups? soros funded. basically pick any globohomo shit you want, more likely than not it's being supported and funded by soros.

with thiel that's just not the case. from what i have seen he puts his money in military tech firms (which he gives names from lord of the rings - palantir, anduril etc) , conservative and libertarian think tanks, and the trump presidential campaign. the most contentious stuff he does is probably some pro gay marriage stuff (gay republicans or shit like that) but that's not something i care that much about.

 

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