Disaster Tesla proposes $1 Trillion Pay Package for Elon Musk - *Or enough money to pay for 100,000,000 "kung-fu" lessons with Ghislaine Maxwell

*Assuming the allegations are true and also assuming such a visit with Ghislaine Maxwell and a trafficked Asian boy cost $10,000 per visit. #

https://www.cnn.com/2025/09/05/business/elon-musk-tesla-new-pay-package

Tesla proposes Elon Musk pay package that could make him the world’s first trillionaire​

Elon Musk, already the world’s richest person, could become the first trillionaire after the Tesla board unveiled a massive new pay package for its CEO to keep his focus on the troubled EV maker.

The package would grant him additional shares of Tesla stock if the company is able to grow far beyond its current value, with a market capitalization far greater than any company has ever approached. Musk’s previous pay package, which added significantly to his massive wealth, also laid out ambitious growth plans that once appeared to be a reach – but which Tesla proved able to reach easily.

The new pay package could grant Musk 423.7 million additional shares of Tesla stock. Those shares would be be worth $143.5 billion at today’s stock value.

But Musk would get those shares only if the value of Tesla stock increases significantly in coming years. The company stock would need to reach an overall value of $8.5 trillion for Musk to get all the shares, significantly above the current market capitalization of $1.1 trillion

Those 423.7 million new shares that Musk would get under this package would be worth close to $1 trillion should the company hit the increased valuation targets spelled out in Friday’s proxy statement.

If Tesla shares are able to reach the $8.5 billion market capitalization value, it could become the most valuable company ever. It would be worth roughly double the current market value of Nvidia (NVDA), the current most-valuable company on the market. Tesla is already the most valuable automaker by a large margin, even though legacy automakers, like second-most valuable automaker Toyota, sell far more vehicles and now make more profits.

 

[Exterminate Leftists]

Didn't some shareholder protest this last time and he didn't get the payout he was promised? Did Musk have that guy killed?

 

[Cardef1121]

The good news is that EV is falling off a cliff and therefore as is the likelihood of Tesla hitting it's targets. I'd wager this is factored into his stock compensations.

 

[Headdot Reddot]

Didn't some shareholder protest this last time and he didn't get the payout he was promised? Did Musk have that guy killed?

I think the state of Delaware intervened and ruled the payout was illegal or unenforceable or something. Some financial jive I don't speak because I'm not a business entity incorporated in Delaware for tax purposes.

The good news is that EV is falling off a cliff and therefore as is the likelihood of Tesla hitting it's targets. I'd wager this is factored into his stock compensations.

Yup. I'd love to see Tesla fail but he seems to be pivoting it to robots operated remotely by Pajeets or AI. Maybe all 3 bubbles will burst real soon???

 

[Yamaha YM2612]

Jesus Christ who fucking cares

Maybe all 3 bubbles will burst real soon???

Yeah dude. Just like that silly internet thing and the television. It's all just a fad, it will burst soon

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Tesla needs to start making motorcycles and cheap scooters.

@President Joe Biden
Didn't some shareholder protest this last time and he didn't get the payout he was promised?

It wasn't a shareholder. It was politically motivated interference by the State of Incorporation.

 

[The Ugly One]

Tesla already needs to ~20x its sales numbers to justify its current stock valuation. Maybe Musk can convince the market that glitchy robots with fragile fingers will replace all human labor throughout the planet, though, after all, he convinced everyone that robotaxis would be a hundred-billion-dollar business.

 

[Vect]

If you've found a way to essentially own All of The Money, you can probably claim you've earnt it.

I guess he needs a bit extra for child support, future alimony payments, and litigating murder accusations from people who fall in love with Grok.

 

[Hitman One]

Musk and all of his elite human capital pajeets and chinks should be marched at gunpoint down one of his dad's emerald mines, then the shaft sealed.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

Didn't some shareholder protest this last time and he didn't get the payout he was promised? Did Musk have that guy killed?

It wasn't a shareholder. It was politically motivated interference by the State of Incorporation.

Yep, the entire thing was basically the state of Delaware suffering from TDS and taking it out on Elon (since he at the time had just bought Twitter and was getting really friendly with Trump) so they found a single shareholder with something like 20 shares to say he hadn't agreed to the deal and overturn the thing.

It backfired hard, because it basically meant that no company incorporated in Delaware is ever safe again from having some literal nobody just undo the decisions of the board of directors and shareholders on a whim. Musk could fight and get a higher court to overturn it, but instead he just let the decision stand and moved his shit to Texas.

The result was a shitload of companies all fleeing from Delaware as well to avoid getting similar rulings done to them using this one case as precedent, and so Delaware pretty much killed some 200 years of tradition being the business capital of American just for a really retarded slapfight with Musk.

 

[Google.com]

Tesla is literally a fucking cult, their shareholders and customers are all a part of it.

If a Tesla customer has his car drive itself into a tree for no reason and almost kills him his response is, "That was scary, at least now I can buy a newer Tesla!"

If a Tesla shareholder has their CEO run the company into the ground in every international market + dropping US market sales his response is,"I should give that guy more money."

 

[Cardef1121]

If a Tesla shareholder has their CEO run the company into the ground in every international market + dropping US market sales his response is,"I should give that guy more money."

It works for Iger at Disney.

 

[honse]

Tesla does more than vehicles. They've got AI shit down pat and want to roll out physical assistant type robots and other stuff. It's possible that they could do it if they continue to expand on AI but there's a lot of pushback. I don't think they'll suceed in the current market and with such a negative perception of Musk already.

 

[The Ugly One]

They've got AI shit down pat

lol no they don't

They're running the same DNN shit everyone else is and running into the same scaling walls that everyone else is.

want to roll out physical assistant type robots and other stuff.

Yes, and all you really need to know about the Tesla PA is that the VP over the project ditched it. The future of robotics looks like this:

Rugged, industrial, simple, designed for purpose. Robots like these are already exploding and transforming industry. The Tesla robot is complicated, fragile, and slow. But it looks like the kind of thing a Gen Xer thinks the future should look like, so suckers will keep shoveling money into the Optimus furnace and boost Tesla's stock until Elon Musk cashes in and rotates it out for something of real value, leaving some sucker holding the bag.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Just do it for the sake of making history, then donate it to pay off the national debt or something.

They even have a website to donate your cash to.

Source: Pay.gov https://share.google/31HcscPsligvnGxD8

 

[Gandhi's Left Hook]

The good news is that EV is falling off a cliff and therefore as is the likelihood of Tesla hitting it's targets. I'd wager this is factored into his stock compensations.

Tesla isn't just a car company though. It's also a battery, solar, and robotics company. In the near future I think the battery part of the company will outpace the EV market. There is always going to be a market for energy storage.

 

[oh no its pipkun]

lol no they don't

They're running the same DNN shit everyone else is and running into the same scaling walls that everyone else is.



Yes, and all you really need to know about the Tesla PA is that the VP over the project ditched it. The future of robotics looks like this:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=U2AGLeJBFNg
Rugged, industrial, simple, designed for purpose. Robots like these are already exploding and transforming industry. The Tesla robot is complicated, fragile, and slow. But it looks like the kind of thing a Gen Xer thinks the future should look like, so suckers will keep shoveling money into the Optimus furnace and boost Tesla's stock until Elon Musk cashes in and rotates it out for something of real value, leaving some sucker holding the bag.

this is pretty cool and pretty useless for wholesalers that aren't selling small items.

 

[Headdot Reddot]

Tesla does more than vehicles. They've got AI shit down pat and want to roll out physical assistant type robots and other stuff.

You're Goddamn right they do!

Tesla already needs to ~20x its sales numbers to justify its current stock valuation. Maybe Musk can convince the market that glitchy robots with fragile fingers will replace all human labor throughout the planet, though, after all, he convinced everyone that robotaxis would be a hundred-billion-dollar business.

Don't forget those robots are actually being controlled by humans behind the scenes. Elon's actual plan is likely to use Pajeet labor to operate the bots from India for about $2 per day.

Tesla is literally a fucking cult, their shareholders and customers are all a part of it.

If a Tesla customer has his car drive itself into a tree for no reason and almost kills him his response is, "That was scary, at least now I can buy a newer Tesla!"

If a Tesla shareholder has their CEO run the company into the ground in every international market + dropping US market sales his response is,"I should give that guy more money."

My hunch is that Tesla's stock price is more a result of Saudi's dumping huge amounts of their wealth into the company. Remember back when Elon got in trouble for posting that the Saudi's were going to buy Tesla for $420 a share? I'd be willing to bet he meant that they had agreed to pump Tesla's stock price and he was expecting the pump to clear $420.

That might explain why the price doesn't fall when it absolutely should. Retail can't influence the price that much. But the Saudi investment fund can.

 

[No-Eyed Square Guy]

Musk and all of his elite human capital pajeets and chinks should be marched at gunpoint down one of his dad's emerald mines, then the shaft sealed.

My version is that all the world's problems could be solved by a ditch the size of everyone who's ever spoken to Peter Thiel, but I like yours too.

 

[TowinKarz]

Elon Musk, already the world’s richest person, could become the first trillionaire after the Tesla board unveiled a massive new pay package for its CEO to keep his focus on the troubled EV maker.

It's stuff like this that keeps communism alive....

"Hey, this company's going down the tubes, it could fold and cost thousands their jobs, what do we do guys?"

"We give a trillion dollars to the guy who got us in this mess!"

My hunch is that Tesla's stock price is more a result of Saudi's dumping huge amounts of their wealth into the company. Remember back when Elon got in trouble for posting that the Saudi's were going to buy Tesla for $420 a share? I'd be willing to bet he meant that they had agreed to pump Tesla's stock price and he was expecting the pump to clear $420.

That might explain why the price doesn't fall when it absolutely should. Retail can't influence the price that much. But the Saudi investment fund can.

Tesla's value has always been the stock and not the product, it was buoyed in the 2010's by people who thought EVs would be mandatory by now by either government intervention or popular tech worship... And for most of the 2020's? It has been kept alive by those same people as they try to find a sucker to buy the overinflated shares so they can get out before it collapses.

The whole "Most valuable car company!" nonsense is perfect encapsulation of 21st Century line-go-up thinking: They don't exist to build cars, they exist to build market cap..... and have completely divorced the value from any physical thing they make, right in front of everyone, and yet it still keeps going by investor force-of-will.