It would plunge the country into chaos. Donald Trump haters would be partying in the streets, Donald Trump lovers would be seething and malding. No one likes Vance. Drama magnets like Trump always cause the most chaos when they die.
No one said the fountain of youth was made of water.
Adin Ross has a direct line to the White House, and he said this was a bunch of wishcasting bullshit twelve hours ago when it first started.
Part of me thinks they told Trump about all the wishcasting and he just decided to do a little trolling.
This is some weirdo japanophile anime troon. I would have fired them long ago, but I don't believe this is real.
I never realized how insanely addicted bureaucrats are to pizza until this became a thing.
The fuck, you have something against pizza you say it to my face.
Maybe they were so annoying and useless in the workplace the boss was looking for any excuse to fire and saw the breach of contract?
At least mix it up with some ribs or something.
Pizza isn't messy and doesn't fuck up papers and electronics
It's also the traditional delivery food, is still good when it's cold, can be made with any flavor under the sun, and the boxes stack for neat serving & disposal. The perfect Pentagon snack.
Most Americans are addicted to ultra processed fast food to an absolutely insane degree.
I don't see it as addicted to processed slop as much as so adverse to the extra work of cutting up a tomato that they'd rather just abrogate all cooking in favor of just taking the alternative, whatever it may be. Because I'm guilty of that half the time too..... 15 minutes of prep and cleanup seems hard to justify when instant gratification is 90 seconds away from a microwave and then the container goes in the garbage....
Wow, I didn't know Maduro was 6'3". I thought he was a commie manlet.
guys, remember this.
I don't think the Pentagons plumbing could handle taking a hundred greasy office drones and shoveling chili with macaroni down their gullets at 3am, especially when they're chasing it with energy drinks.