💼 Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin/Netanyahu simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. Lost a war to Iran and algae. THIS IS NOT USPG2.

[Abowaffen]

Newsom's Patriot shop is open, for true and honest patriots™

Store. The chris-chan analogies are becoming so similar, it's uncanny.

 

[JaneThough]

Newsom's Patriot shop is open, for true and honest patriots™
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Store. The chris-chan analogies are becoming so similar, it's uncanny.

The funny thing is no one will be buying anything here unironically. Unlike Trump showing off his unconstitutional Trump 2028 hats to European leaders.

Hey MAGAts: cope, seethe, dialate. A California asshole is better at Trump’s game than Trump.

 

[LettuceMan]

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Store. The chris-chan analogies are becoming so similar, it's uncanny.

NGL, that red hat is prime trolling material.

 

[Lithos]

While I'm not big into all of that, I gotta say the ChatGPT pic got a big chuckle out of me:

 

[JaneThough]

NGL, that red hat is prime trolling material.

Also “TRUMP IS NOT HOT”

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

NGL, that red hat is prime trolling material.

I want the angel shirt lol

 

[JaneThough]

My favorite is how poorly designed they are too.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

The bible being listed as sold out is great, too. Gavin really is Liquid Trump. Trump needs to make a YouTube video spazzing out about it like Chris Chan did

 

[JaneThough]

The bible being listed as sold out is great, too. Gavin really is Liquid Trump. Trump needs to make a YouTube video spazzing out about it like Chris Chan did

The Bible being sold out does two things: makes fun of Trump for doing it but also makes clear even Newsom won’t go so low as to try to brand the word of God.

 

[LettuceMan]

Also “TRUMP IS NOT HOT”

I want the angel shirt lol

I should pitch him an idea:
A shirt with the text “REAL MEN WEAR DIAPERS ARE POTTY TRAINED!

He can have it for free, Trump and miggers coping and seething is payment enough.

 

[Snorky]

With the way things are going, someone should make a version of this image with Newsom and Trump. I'd upload it directly but attachments are broken for me right now.

 

[JaneThough]

With the way things are going, someone should make a version of this image with Newsom and Trump. I'd upload it directly but attachments are broken for me right now.

Site feels unstable rn, I’m getting a bunch of errors. DDoS attack incoming?

 

[Snorky]

Site feels unstable rn, I’m getting a bunch of errors. DDoS attack incoming?

Null seems to have fixed the problem I was facing.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

Recall that when he ran for president in 2000, his polling was less than one percent. Miggers don’t like history because book learning is for fags so I don’t expect them to know this.

He wouldn't even have been able to pull it off in 2016 or 2024 if it hadn't been for Steve Bannon and then Stephen Miller pulling the strings, not to mention The Apprentice putting him back in the spotlight.

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Store. The chris-chan analogies are becoming so similar, it's uncanny.

I had to check the link to make sure the store was real and not just a troll. It is! (The sold out bibles is most definitely a troll, though.) I would love to see Newsom's merch outsell Trumps merch and watch the meltdown that ensues.

 

[Duke-Diggler]

Remember, Socialism is not okay if you do it. If I do it, it's patriotism. (Archive)

Trump is basically announcing the U.S. Government now has a 10% stake in Intel through an agreement he made.

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If you want to know whether the government owning shares is a good idea, here's a 2016 research paper from the Tennessee Journal of Law and Policy (Archive) goes into depth on why government ownership of stock is a not-so-good idea. I'm sure this is a sound decision as all of Trump's decisions are and certainly won't allow for influence by Trump's petty politics into decision making by the company.

Owning intel is a very smart business decision from a very successful businessman, especially when you know that Intel's going in a downward spiral after being assfucked by AMD with its more successful processors.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Owning intel is a very smart business decision from a very successful businessman, especially when you know that Intel's going in a downward spiral after being assfucked by AMD with its more successful processors.

And the Very Successful Businessman knew that Intel released a faulty processor so it certainly is a good buy!

 

[Dr.0]

And the Very Successful Businessman knew that Intel released a faulty processor so it certainly is a good buy!

Not just a faulty processor, but generation 13 and 14 were fucked in a way that if you didn't patch the microcode on your motherboard before the problem started, you were just slowly killing your CPU. It's like the specter and meltdown bullshit all over again, but this time Intel did it.
For the first time in 15 years I might actually go team red.... My last AMD CPU was a phenom X3 black, I went Intel and loved it but... I have two systems, one is an i7 1100f, That's our main gaming rig. The other one is a dual Xeon home server. I'm glad I didn't jump to generation 13 or 14. Thanks to gamers Nexus pointing out all the fucking problems... I don't know if I'm ready to jump to the new ultra series yet. The fucking costs of CPUs and motherboards are out of control.

Didn't mean to derail.
Trump Is fat and I would not have sex with him. Blah blah blah something something elderly con man penetration... Semper Fi

 

[TaimuRadiu]

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Store. The chris-chan analogies are becoming so similar, it's uncanny.

I'm waiting for handmade MAGA hats by the Chris Chan of Presidents himself.

I know someone who has a genuine handmade Sonichu medallion by OG Chris Chan, I want to see if the curse will be worse with a handmade MAGA hat.

 

[The Fuck's Going On Here]

I'm waiting for handmade MAGA hats by the Chris Chan of Presidents himself.

I know someone who has a genuine handmade Sonichu medallion by OG Chris Chan, I want to see if the curse will be worse with a handmade MAGA hat.

Any chance of having someone give Trump a sonichu medallion? Maybe dip it in gold so it's gaudy enough for the guy to wear.
Would love to see if he also gets affected by the curse.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

Any chance of having someone give Trump a sonichu medallion? Maybe dip it in gold so it's gaudy enough for the guy to wear.
Would love to see if he also gets affected by the curse.

Is this

Is this how we finally achieve the dimensional merge?