DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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I can’t be the only one who thinks that this iron dent sakai saga is gonna end with the level 1 podcast firing up and it’s the iron dent wearing Phil’s skin as a suit. Dudes a total headcase.
which has been the case since dents like oic came along. theres always going to be some lonely guy with no mates who finds meaning in giving dsp his cash. doesnt mean they are ever going to meet or phil is even going to reply to some desperate email. the sad truth is that there are a lot of pathetic men with no friends, no meaning in their work if they have a job, severe mental illness, look like shit because theyve never been taught how to look decent (just look at dsp) and they will do anything for some kind of connection or belonging, even if that connection means being the laughing stock of a content creator who gets 150 views whilst naming cats on minecraft. for some reason dps attracts the pure dent, look at how many pedo furries he has within his ranks.
 
For a non burger, considering khet's employment doesn't include health insurance couldn't he have just gotten a plan for her and himself separately this whole time to help with his medical shit as well as her medical shit?
Yes. He has medical insurance currently. They are married so it would be trivial to add her. I believe that they have done so from what little he's said that is reliable. I actually believe he's also currently in treatment, and this was the cause of his weight loss over the past 7 or so years. They put him on some prediabetes medication, which weight loss is a side effect. In the years past I speculated on which one it was based on side effects and other things we could see or he would describe. I believe he's on his way back the other way as this happens when patients declare victory "I'm slim now, people tell me I lost so much weight" meanwhile eating weekly fast food infront of audience, late night snack pizza, mentioning midnight snack mcdonald's etc.
 
Just want to remind everybody that Phil's go-to CvS2 team consists of:
  1. Blanka - S-Tier and arguably most broken OP character in the game
  2. Vega - S-Tier and another annoying character
  3. Cammy - upper A-Tier
And he whines like a baby any time somebody hits him

Also hilarious that SF6 playing Phil would call out CvS2 playing Phil for being a bitch only using top tiers
It’s was funny as shit tonight watching him bitch about the last guy he played picking Yuri Athena and Nokoruru while he’s playing Vega Cammy Blanka.

The dude played almost nothing but mid to low tier waifu teams with N groove and was shitting on Phil strictly with anti airs and baiting his random supers lol.

Also love how he cries constantly about roll throw but will spam hop throw with blanka like there’s no tomorrow.
 
She's an amazing woman for Phil. He lost somebody who always loved him, cooked his meals, and always wanted to sleep with him. Now he has a morbidly obese roommate for a wife.
Who is on record calling him stupid, weaponizing incompetence, and cannot stand being touched by him in public, despite her "overweight goblin whose goal is to be a living door or wall" appearance. She's also got a history of being a petty, bitchy, cheating, jealous asshole.
 
An 11,600 deductible for the family and 900 dollars for drug deductibles for two people.
17,000 out of pocket maximum.
The shittest insurance possible.
40% copay for drugs, even generic drugs.

Phil would save money in the long run with this plan.

Though these plans aren’t the full ones, there’s probably more available when the market opens in in November.
 
Última edición:
Calorie breakdown of the recent mature adult-style happy meal devouring:

Quarter Pounder with Cheese: 520 calories
10-Piece Chicken McNuggets: 410 calories
Medium World Famous Fries (x2) : 640 calories
Medium McDonaldland Shake: Approx 650 calories
Medium Chocolate Shake: Approx 620
Spicy Snack Wrap Meal: 1330 calories
Ranch Snack Wrap Meal: 1350 calories

Total: 5520 calories

So many questions.

He doesn't finish each item, right? Just takes a few bites or sips, then gets on with the stream.

Does he take the food out the room? If not, Kat must have her own order and the food must then sit there for hours?

Or does he take it downstairs on a break, meaning Kat gets room temperature half-devoured McDonald's?

If they don't split it, and there's no way Phil finishes all this food in one sitting, do they eat on half-devoured left over McDonald's? Maybe it saves them defrosting a midnight snack pizza.
 
He was so fucking bad at donkey kong it was legit crazy to see. The gameplay fall off is insane for someone who plays games every day he has become so bad.
Metokur was 100% on the money when he said people like Phil are the reason why games are so retard friendly these days. There's actually thousands of DSPs out there at least in terms of gaming skill, you just never hear about them. But, it's players like Phil that are the reason why games have shit like the yellow paint arrows telling you exactly where to go for example.
The issue is they're trying to teach retard how to play the game when you can't teach retard. So all that ends up happening is you just inconvenience the players who aren't retards.
 
Calorie breakdown of the recent mature adult-style happy meal devouring:

Quarter Pounder with Cheese: 520 calories
10-Piece Chicken McNuggets: 410 calories
Medium World Famous Fries (x2) : 640 calories
Medium McDonaldland Shake: Approx 650 calories
Medium Chocolate Shake: Approx 620
Spicy Snack Wrap Meal: 1330 calories
Ranch Snack Wrap Meal: 1350 calories

Total: 5520 calories

So many questions.

He doesn't finish each item, right? Just takes a few bites or sips, then gets on with the stream.

Does he take the food out the room? If not, Kat must have her own order and the food must then sit there for hours?

Or does he take it downstairs on a break, meaning Kat gets room temperature half-devoured McDonald's?

If they don't split it, and there's no way Phil finishes all this food in one sitting, do they eat on half-devoured left over McDonald's? Maybe it saves them defrosting a midnight snack pizza.
Can't say 100%, but after the very first Feeding with the Pig (which as of now now been removed RIP) where he ate Indian food, he mentioned what he ordered and what Khet ordered, and also mentioned that the leftovers he didn't eat during the stream were eaten by Khet soon after. Peepol who were holding #KhetIsFhet coin back then noticed that she not only ordered twice as much as Phail but she still managed to eat his leftovers too, which means that THE BITCH IS FAT! FAT KAT!

Keep in mind, back then Khet's weight (and whether she was even around) was down to pure speculation, we hadn't even gotten the Fat Korean Boy photo at that point.
 
Calorie breakdown of the recent mature adult-style happy meal devouring:

Quarter Pounder with Cheese: 520 calories
10-Piece Chicken McNuggets: 410 calories
Medium World Famous Fries (x2) : 640 calories
Medium McDonaldland Shake: Approx 650 calories
Medium Chocolate Shake: Approx 620
Spicy Snack Wrap Meal: 1330 calories
Ranch Snack Wrap Meal: 1350 calories

Total: 5520 calories

So many questions.

He doesn't finish each item, right? Just takes a few bites or sips, then gets on with the stream.

Does he take the food out the room? If not, Kat must have her own order and the food must then sit there for hours?

Or does he take it downstairs on a break, meaning Kat gets room temperature half-devoured McDonald's?

If they don't split it, and there's no way Phil finishes all this food in one sitting, do they eat on half-devoured left over McDonald's? Maybe it saves them defrosting a midnight snack pizza.
That’s a reasonably small portion of food for one person, right?
 
Calorie breakdown of the recent mature adult-style happy meal devouring:

Quarter Pounder with Cheese: 520 calories
10-Piece Chicken McNuggets: 410 calories
Medium World Famous Fries (x2) : 640 calories
Medium McDonaldland Shake: Approx 650 calories
Medium Chocolate Shake: Approx 620
Spicy Snack Wrap Meal: 1330 calories
Ranch Snack Wrap Meal: 1350 calories

Total: 5520 calories

So many questions.

He doesn't finish each item, right? Just takes a few bites or sips, then gets on with the stream.

Does he take the food out the room? If not, Kat must have her own order and the food must then sit there for hours?

Or does he take it downstairs on a break, meaning Kat gets room temperature half-devoured McDonald's?

If they don't split it, and there's no way Phil finishes all this food in one sitting, do they eat on half-devoured left over McDonald's? Maybe it saves them defrosting a midnight snack pizza.
Even if pigroach doesn't devour all of it, it's still a metric fuckton of calories. 1/4 of it is still 1380 calories for one meal. A sedentary pig in the mid 40s, doesn't need more than 2000 calories a day. That leave 620 calories for two other meals. Assuming he doesn't drink booze, those 620 calories are not much for the other 2 meals.
 
Calorie breakdown of the recent mature adult-style happy meal devouring:

>Able to devour more fast food in a single sitting than should be humanly possible.
>Delusions of grandeur.
>Goatee.
>Misuses aphorisms.
>Willingness to screw over everyone in his life for his own enrichment.

Forget Ichiban, I think we all know who DSP's real video game counterpart is.

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