💼 Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin/Netanyahu simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. Lost a war to Iran and algae. THIS IS NOT USPG2.

[Captain Syrup]

Trump was charismatic compared to the drips he was running up against

This is why asking normal people to vote is like asking a dog to drive.

He is objectively a disaster, but because he does funny things, everyone just kind of forgets the consequences of his tenure.

 

[World in Scarlet]

This is why asking normal people to vote is like asking a dog to drive.

He is objectively a disaster, but because he does funny things, everyone just kind of forgets the consequences of his tenure.

Young Americans make voting decisions based on what they read on Russian botnet posts on social media, boomers vote based on what they see on FOX.
It is what it is.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

I can't get Mexican Coke in 2-liter bottles at my workplace.

no clue if HFCS are healthier than sugar but drinking 2 liter bottles of soda is disgusting regardless. this combined with removing fluoride from drinking water would make dentistry boom if the poors could afford insurance

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

if the poors could afford insurance

Trump and his buddies are allied with companies that will make sure the poors can't. And even if they can, the companies have AI that will shoot down as many claims as possible. Legally.

The fact that Trump openly sided with Brian Thompson in the United Healthcare debacle goes to show that he doesn't give a fuck about the common man. No "oh, we condemn the murder, but we also have to look at how broken the system is" kind of talk, he just condemns the killing without looking at what caused it.

 

[One Winged Pear Farmer]

This is why asking normal people to vote is like asking a dog to drive.

He is objectively a disaster, but because he does funny things, everyone just kind of forgets the consequences of his tenure.

The problem is the alternatives haven’t shown themselves to be any better. American politics at its core is far too money obsessed to do anything other than rape the country no matter who is in office at this point.

 

[Eventide]

rump was charismatic compared to the drips he was running up against like Jeb Bush

A sheet of drywall has more charisma than Jeb Bush.

In hindsight, it's weird how much faith the Obama-era Republican establishment had in Jeb Bush, & how hard they tried to make the Jeb Bush Presidential run a "thing". Like, he wasn't even a popular governor/barely won his elections in Florida!

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

In hindsight, it's weird how much faith the Obama-era Republican establishment had in Jeb Bush, & how hard they tried to make the Jeb Bush Presidential run a "thing". Like, he wasn't even a popular governor/barely won his elections in Florida!

They wanted a wholesome candidate to challenge Obama; Trump was the opposite, and Trump won the internet-addicted people who hated the Left for being puritanical.

Now that it's the Right that's being puritanical, I can imagine it'll be their turn to lose support.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

The problem is the alternatives haven’t shown themselves to be any better. American politics at its core is far too money obsessed to do anything other than rape the country no matter who is in office at this point.

After seeing the disastrous clusterfuck that the Trump administration has been, I can confidently say that had Harris won things would be better

 

[anliteralidiot]

After seeing the disastrous clusterfuck that the Trump administration has been, I can confidently say that had Harris won things would be better

yeah it's not like it's even a high bar to have been a better president, but people couldn't handle
1. a Democrat
2. a woman

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

yeah it's not like it's even a high bar to have been a better president, but people couldn't handle
1. a Democrat
2. a woman

MAGA: A woman would be too moody!
The pedo that MAGA worships: REEEE CALIFORNIA MADE FUN OF ME SO I AM GOING TO BAN ALL IMPORTS TO CALIFORNIA

 

[Trombonista]

no clue if HFCS are healthier than sugar but drinking 2 liter bottles of soda is disgusting regardless. this combined with removing fluoride from drinking water would make dentistry boom if the poors could afford insurance

In my defense, I never said I'd drink the bottle in one sitting. Back on topic, I'm going to add Netanyahu Simp to the subtitle.

 

[Wall of Bricks]

Trump's sperging once more about election stuff and voting machines on Truth Social. (Archive)

He's still sour Biden won in 2020.

Also, not only is he sperging about elections, his next move of course is some historical revision because teaching about things like slavery in museums and schools is "woke" and paints America in a bad light. (Archive)

 

[blahblahblah678]

Maybe we should make this orange nigger pick cotton from sunrise to sundown with no breaks and an occasional whip in his ass.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

can't stand the way he brags about everything like a big blowhard. it's a terrible look, even if you were the most accomplished man on earth you'd quickly wear people down puffing out your chest the way he does 24/7

 

[Doctor of Autism]

can't stand the way he brags about everything like a big blowhard. it's a terrible look, even if you were the most accomplished man on earth you'd quickly wear people down puffing out your chest the way he does 24/7

This is a man who thinks wearing bronzer makes him look cool and that having too much golden decorations is a show of high respect instead of how tacky you are

 

[The Hardest R]

Young Americans make voting decisions based on what they read on Russian botnet posts on social media, boomers vote based on what they see on FOX.
It is what it is.

I remember 10-15 years ago Joe Rogan thought the internet was going to result in people making better informed decisions and now it’s worse than ever.

A sheet of drywall has more charisma than Jeb Bush.

In hindsight, it's weird how much faith the Obama-era Republican establishment had in Jeb Bush, & how hard they tried to make the Jeb Bush Presidential run a "thing". Like, he wasn't even a popular governor/barely won his elections in Florida!

In 2016 it was Her Turn and Jeb was going to be the perfect heel for her presidential run. Jeb was just the Plan B: an affable neocon who was going to maintain status quo. Another crack at “compassionate conservatism” and it probably would be as successful as his brother’s attempt at it. The warning signs were there though, the GOP had to update a lot of their primary rules even back in 2012 to get Jeb nominated. A lot of states in their primaries became winner take all or winner take most so someone like Jeb could win a majority of the delegates with only 15-20% of the votes.

can't stand the way he brags about everything like a big blowhard. it's a terrible look, even if you were the most accomplished man on earth you'd quickly wear people down puffing out your chest the way he does 24/7

Trump’s track record on things is piss poor. It’s made him very insecure and he tries to take credit for anything and everything so he can claim some kind of success. Maybe if he wasn’t such an antagonistic faggot, he could get some actual wins under his belt. Not gonna happen though. Maybe he can take some credit for solving for some more border skirmishes that last half a day in Nepal or some shit.

 

[SocialJusticeWario]

So was talking to a coworker over drinks earlier this night.

Shared with me something interesting he saw on on one of his websites.

Prepare for some irreverent sperging. Seven of Nine from Star Trek: Voyager is why Trump is in the white house right now.

Seven of Nine was played by Illinois actress Jeri Ryan. She married Illinois senator Jack Ryan. Jack Ryan was being set up as the ideal presidential bit for the democratic party.

Due to having to film Star Trek Jeri and Jack didn't have as much time to spend together and so they divorced.

This completely sabotaged Jack Ryan's re-election for state senate. He had based his public image as a family values candidate like a retard and so the illinois democrats pressured him into dropping out of the senate race. They subsequently abandoned their plan to push him as the democratic presidential bid.

This fast tracked Obama into Jack Ryan's senate seat as the backup candidate. After four years in the senate he was Jack Ryan's replacement for the presidential bid.

Fast forward. It's the annual 2011 White House Correspondent’s Dinner. Trump is in attendance. It's tradition for guests to roast each other at this dinner. Everyone takes their turns roasting Trump including Obanma. Obama was the only black guy there. A black guy roasting Trump? His ego as the son of a racist slumlord wouldn't stand for that.

Immediately after Trump began his lifelong obsession with Obamna. He started pushing the birther conspiracy, he began calling him various derogatory names and he became so obsessed with his own poked ego of a black guy roasting him at a party that he doubled down on his previous just-for-brand-exposure presidential bids. It's also why he wants that Nobel Peace Prize. Because Obana got one.

It's worth nothing that Trump was banned from White House Correspondent Dinners because he didn't roast the other guests. He just insulted them and defamed them with bizarre conspiracies and weird accusations.

Imagine having an ego so fragile you dedicate your entire life to revenge for a comedy roast. That's Seinfeld levels of petty immaturity.

 

[OG Swolemaster]

https://x.com/realDonaldTrump/status/347191326112112640

Real lolcow shit.

 

[Surfherder]

Seven of Nine was played by Illinois actress Jeri Ryan. She married Illinois senator Jack Ryan. Jack Ryan was being set up as the ideal presidential bit for the democratic party.

Due to having to film Star Trek Jeri and Jack didn't have as much time to spend together and so they divorced.

This completely sabotaged Jack Ryan's re-election for state senate. He had based his public image as a family values candidate like a retard and so the illinois democrats pressured him into dropping out of the senate race. They subsequently abandoned their plan to push him as the democratic presidential bid.

This fast tracked Obama into Jack Ryan's senate seat as the backup candidate. After four years in the senate he was Jack Ryan's replacement for the presidential bid.

This is understating that Jack Ryan was some type of exhibitionist degen that had a penchant for having Jeri perform sex acts in public (also running as R against Obama). This was also released in the divorce and was what really lead him to withdraw from the race.

Somewhat interesting that Chicago Tribune (LAT is a subsidiary btw) filed to have Ryan’s CA divorce records released… I guess this is just a quirky historical fact now.

 

[SocialJusticeWario]

This is understating that Jack Ryan was some type of exhibitionist degen that had a penchant for having Jeri perform sex acts in public (also running as R against Obama). This was also released in the divorce and was what really lead him to withdraw from the race.

Somewhat interesting that Chicago Tribune (LAT is a subsidiary btw) filed to have Ryan’s CA divorce records released… I guess this is just a quirky historical fact now.

Yeah I figured it didn't line up fully with the historical timeline when my coworker told me.

Still was amusing enough on its own to share.