💼 Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin/Netanyahu simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. Lost a war to Iran and algae. THIS IS NOT USPG2.

[Captain Syrup]

damn this thread is so tilted you're carrying water for newsom now

People love throwing Patrick Bateman comparisons (because it lands), but every time he grins I see that henchman from Beverly Hills Cop 3.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

As much as I fucking hate Newsom, I admit his A-logging is funny as shit and a well-needed addition to twitter. People now start to realize that these trumpfags can dish it, but can't take it.

I love that he's just acting exactly like trumps online persona. He ties up fox pundits and maga twitter who can't say what he's doing is lame/childish/offensive without also drawing a parallel to trump

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

Everybody's saying Jesus could’ve learned a thing or two from the Mango Man. A lotta people are saying this.

Then they are blasphemers. They should no longer call themselves Christians. MAGA Christianity is as Christian as Judaism and Islam. The MAGA Christians worship Trump, not Christ, and the fact that Trump doesn't correct their overt worship of him goes to show that his faith is paper-thin at best.

 

[BlackDragoons]

Trump is still fucking butthurt he lost to Biden.

He'll be lying in his death bed and he still will be butthurt about losing to Biden.

The heat end of the universe will come and he will still be butthurt about losing to biden.





In short put on the Taco suit Donny.

 

[Trombonista]

To keep this thread from veering into actual Trump Derangement Syndrome, I will give Trump props if he actually gets Coca-Cola to switch back to cane sugar. I would absolutely love to get Kosher for Passover Coke year-round. It won't make up for all the other shit he's done, but it will at least be something good.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

To keep this thread from veering into actual Trump Derangement Syndrome, I will give Trump a thumbs-up if he actually gets Coca-Cola to switch back to cane sugar. I would absolutely love to get Kosher for Passover Coke year-round.

just buy the mexican coke

 

[Trombonista]

just buy the mexican coke

I can't get Mexican Coke in 2-liter bottles at my workplace.

 

[Captain Syrup]

It won't make up for all the other shit he's done, but it will at least be something good.

Nobody will be able to name a single thing he actually did in office besides make Jimmy Kimmel lose his mind. Like, congratulations, you annoyed a bunch of downtown latte liberals (the same demo Trump pretends to be mad at) and homeless encampments. you fostered resentment between people who hated each other already, wow.

Zero net legacy.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

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Of FFS. Here we go again.

Recently, I’ve seen polls of trump vs Obama if (some how) they both ran against each other and it shows trump getting raped. Like full raped. Obama getting 3/4 of the votes badly raped. I would love to see that

 

[Very Honest Content]

Do you think Trump will ever follow through with his promise to give out 2,000 dollar checks to everyone with all the DOGE/Tariff profits? Or is he hoping the general public forgot that by now?

If you take $4K from everyone in tariff taxes on their purchases, and give $2K back to them in a check, with your name printed on it for that sweet narc supply, you just made $2K on everyone, and got your precious narc supply filled for a minute or two, so yeah he might.

Last time I heard any mention about this was a rumor that someone in the administration was working really hard y'all to get everyone a rebate check of.... $500.

Oh, in that case he gets the narc supply for a minute or two, and makes $3.5K off everyone, art of the steal!

Electricity is too expensive? Just make less of it.
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Literally, full Don Quixote, the simulation running the universe has now officially melted down the processor on its system is all I can gather from this tell.

One thing that stands out to me on the 'hat rack' picture, no blue hats. Ironic, since before televised election results on color tv broadcast news in 2000, states would alternate every presidential election on which red/blue shading would indicate which party won the state electoral votes. The Florida recount election fallout hard stuck the coloring keys for TV graphics for the last 25 years which was literally the only deciding factor of which flag color Trump can't hawk enough hats in and which is traded out for non-American supporting, missing from the national flag color completely, black. There's some alternate universe only where you can't get his merch in red, because a tv producer chose to use the opposite graphic highlighting color scheme the first year they decided to present the results of that ancient election in that manner so the hard stuck 2000 election had Gore in the red shade and Bush in the blue due to that coin flip landing the other way.

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

I love that he's just acting exactly like trumps online persona. He ties up fox pundits and maga twitter who can't say what he's doing is lame/childish/offensive without also drawing a parallel to trump

He's Liquid Don. You don't have to like Newsom to find it funny that he's using the Chris-Chan of presidents' words and mannerisms to make fun of him. I hope we get a Trump freakout in the style of Chris's gun comic.

 

[World in Scarlet]

I can't get Mexican Coke in 2-liter bottles at my workplace.

It's scary that a workplace would offer 2l of Coke (or any similar beverage) at all. One bottle contains more than a cup of sugar (220g). You should request hazard pay for drinking that.

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MAGA Christianity is as Christian as Judaism and Islam. The MAGA Christians worship Trump, not Christ, and the fact that Trump doesn't correct their overt worship of him goes to show that his faith is paper-thin at best.

According to prosperity gospel, divine favour is expressed through material wealth and personal success. Consequently, political elites and billionaires are basically living saints, and you should treat them with corresponding reverence.
The head of the new Faith Office put that into practice by sleeping with Donald Trump back in the 00's, and as a result God continued to elevate her.

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damn this thread is so tilted you're carrying water for newsom now

USPG2 and vtubers, many such cases!

Spoiler

There's some other Chud who uses two different accounts: One for politics and one for vtubers, you might look into that.
Then again there's a mod who is a MAGAnigger, rabidly pro-Russian, and openly has a lolicon vtuber oshi, all on his main.

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Trump says he wants to end wars because he anticipates going to hell. Psychological fallout from his assassination attempt?

I just want to end it. I want to end it. You know, we're not losing American lives. We're not losing American soldiers. We're losing Russian and Ukrainian, mostly soldiers, some people as missiles hit wrong spots or get lobbed into cities like Kiev and towns. But you know, uh, if I can save 7000 people a week from being killed, I think that's a pretty, I want to try and get to heaven if possible. I'm hearing I'm not doing well. I am really at the bottom of the totem pole. But if I can get to heaven, this will be one of the reasons. Well, I think I saved a lot of lives with India, Pakistan. They were going at it. They were the planes were being shot down. That was going to be maybe a nuclear war if I let that go. And I did that through trade.

0:43

>It's a joke.

REPORTER: Was he joking, or is there spiritual motivation behind his peace deals?
LEAVITT: I think the president was serious. I think the president wants to get to heaven as I hope we all do in this room as well.

0:13

So the President doesn't do these deals because he thinks they further American interests, but because he thinks he is going to hell if he doesn't? It's all just for his personal gain? Interesting.

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Trump rambling about male bodies:

So they brought him one, and I won't tell you who it was, but it was a big name. But the chest wasn't exactly what you need. One shot, and your heart would pop out. That wasn't too good. Then he did another one. He was fat, sloppy, but had a good face. Then he did another one and another one and another one. And he turned it down. He wouldn't take $1 million. He wouldn't do it. And it turned out that when they saw him, they said, you know, you'd be actually pretty good for this role. And he had never done this before. Think anything like it. But think of it. He turned down $1 million. He had nothing. He refused to let somebody else play. He didn't want to play it. He wasn't originally. He did it as a writer. But he ended up playing it because he couldn't find anybody else that fit the role. And who knew what would have happened?

0:59

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Rambling about Washington grass and Lindsey Graham.

We're doing that and doing some other things and we're going to also fix up a place called Washington, D.C. We're going to make it so beautiful again. We're going to be redoing the parks, redoing the grass. You know, grass is a lifetime, like people have a lifetime. And the lifetime of this grass has long been gone. When you look at the parks where the grass is all tired, exhausted, we're going to redo the grass with the finest grasses. I know a lot about grass because I own a lot of golf courses. And if you don't have good grass, you're not in business very long, Lindsey Graham. By the way, you have very good poll numbers, Lindsey. I just saw. Congratulations.

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[JaneThough]

He's Liquid Don. You don't have to like Newsom to find it funny that he's using the Chris-Chan of presidents' words and mannerisms to make fun of him. I hope we get a Trump freakout in the style of Chris's gun comic.

Anyone who posts on this site who is angry about Newsom’s posts really needs to reevaluate. It’s classic trolling that only pisses off an lolcow. I’m wondering which come first, halal threads or Newsom Derangement Syndrome.

 

[World in Scarlet]

Almost forgot to post this interesting tweet from 2013.

link

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

According to prosperity gospel, divine favour is expressed through material wealth and personal success. Consequently, political elites and billionaires are basically living saints, and you should treat them with corresponding reverence.
The head of the new Faith Office put that into practice by sleeping with Donald Trump back in the 00's, and as a result God continued to elevate her.

Prosperity gospel is a Heresy. If we lived in the Medieval or Renaissance era, these people would get burned at the stake by the religious authorities.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Now fatty wants the US government to take a stake into semiconductor manufacturers. Communism is good when fatty does it.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/trump-eyes-us-government-stakes-222031411.html

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

To keep this thread from veering into actual Trump Derangement Syndrome, I will give Trump props if he actually gets Coca-Cola to switch back to cane sugar. I would absolutely love to get Kosher for Passover Coke year-round. It won't make up for all the other shit he's done, but it will at least be something good.

I don't drink Coke, but if I did I would guzzle the HFCS version in exchange for not having the country turn into an authoritarian regime. And that's not derangement, that's fact.

According to prosperity gospel, divine favour is expressed through material wealth and personal success. Consequently, political elites and billionaires are basically living saints, and you should treat them with corresponding reverence.
The head of the new Faith Office put that into practice by sleeping with Donald Trump back in the 00's, and as a result God continued to elevate her.

About that, he must have to be taking some pretty heavy doses of Viagra to keep up with his ladies (Levitt, Bondi, Noem, and probably Loomer).

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

damn this thread is so tilted you're carrying water for newsom now

I like Newsom because he's making fun of fatty and it obviously gets under his skin

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

I like Newsom because he's making fun of fatty and it obviously gets under his skin

More Democrats ought to do that. It'll be funny to see how Trump reacts.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

More Democrats ought to do that. It'll be funny to see how Trump reacts.

Fatty and his cult are so fragile