🧊 IP2 Johnny Somali / Ramsey Khalid Ismael - Banned YouTuber, Banned Twitch Streamer, Banned Kick Streamer, Disruptive nigger who was arrested many times in Asia

How will this trial end for Johnny Somali?

  • Manual labor, welcome the cabbage field motherfucker!

    Votos: 523 62.3%
  • Ends up some criminals girlfriend.

    Votos: 176 21.0%
  • Punching bag for the entire cell block.

    Votos: 292 34.8%
  • Dies trying to escape.

    Votos: 87 10.4%
  • God is dead, he walks away free.

    Votos: 111 13.2%

  • Total de votantes
    840
That's some hefty accusations to make based on... well, nothing.

Also, he's covering the Somali saga because it's what brings in viewers, and thus earns him money and fame. It's not a difficult concept to grasp.

Call it ghoulish if you want, but the whole world is united in wanting that rat-faced nigger to do some hard time in prison.
I absolutely agree he's doing the right thing in covering Johnny. Johnny is a fucking retard too.
And no, he does not deserve the same scrutiny as a guy who is a PROVEN CRIMINAL! No one does. There is a thing called "presumption of innocence". Innocent until proven guilty.
Why would I not be just as interested in one of the main characters in this story we're watching unfold? I didn't say I had evidence, I still think LM is probably shady as fuck too though.

Are you and LM fishing buddies or something? Because you have been riding his dick hard in replying to anyone who says something about the fucking guy lmao.
 
Why would I not be just as interested in one of the main characters in this story we're watching unfold? I didn't say I had evidence, I still think LM is probably shady as fuck too though.
I am not saying you should not be interested. Be interested in whatever. However, there is a huge difference between being interested and accusing someone of things you have no proof of. That is not interest, it is evil.

Are you and LM fishing buddies or something? Because you have been riding his dick hard in replying to anyone who says something about the fucking guy lmao.
I am morally opposed to slander of others. If you see a, let's say, footballer being accused of rape by some broad that wants to make a quick back and point out that she provided no evidence, does that mean you know the guy? No, false accusations are wrong. #Metoo went down because everyone knows that. Do not try to portray me as a sycophant or a fan or a hater just for pointing out that accusations without proof or evidence are wrong. I would defend anyone who is baselessly accused, that is the right thing. Are you really wanting to fall in the level of the #Metoo bitches we mock? For a largely unfunny guy no less? Goddamn, this is SoK all over again.
 
I am not saying you should not be interested. Be interested in whatever. However, there is a huge difference between being interested and accusing someone of things you have no proof of. That is not interest, it is evil.


I am morally opposed to slander of others. If you see a, let's say, footballer being accused of rape by some broad that wants to make a quick back and point out that she provided no evidence, does that mean you know the guy? No, false accusations are wrong. #Metoo went down because everyone knows that. Do not try to portray me as a sycophant or a fan or a hater just for pointing out that accusations without proof or evidence are wrong. I would defend anyone who is baselessly accused, that is the right thing. Are you really wanting to fall in the level of the #Metoo bitches we mock? For a largely unfunny guy no less? Goddamn, this is SoK all over again.
I get where you're coming from. I still think he is shady as fuck
 
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I get where you're coming from. I still think he probably fucked kids.
Think it all you want. Putting it out there can come with lawsuits. Once you normalize in your mind talking about such things, you will get into trouble. I know that it is harmless talk to you but that is not how everyone takes things. Lawyers are shrewd by nature. Do not get into trouble with them by talking casually about or to them. Not every internet lawyer is a Rekieta-style trainwreck.
 
Think it all you want. Putting it out there can come with lawsuits. Once you normalize in your mind talking about such things, you will get into trouble. I know that it is harmless talk to you but that is not how everyone takes things. Lawyers are shrewd by nature. Do not get into trouble with them by talking casually about or to them. Not every internet lawyer is a Rekieta-style trainwreck.
That's fair. It's not worth getting sued over or something. I've edited my posts
 
15 minutes of shame got some more footage of this idiot embarassing himself in Korea, that actually kind of explains why he had anything to do with BongBong in the first place. Basically she just used him for clout and treated him like a performing monkey(literally) because he thought he was going to get some pussy. It's also hilarious how short he is compared to a korean woman.
Damn he really is pathetic, all that trying to get a shred of pus. Its kinda pathetic thats his legacy, once hes arrested. Like literal NEET disabled drunks have better legacies
 
Johnny got sprayed with a fucking fire extinguisher after setting off fireworks at night and threatening all sorts of people with roman candles

https://youtube.com/watch?v=vFERDOhpnU8Preservetube
Shameless double post (can't edit anyway)
When did this incident happen? I see a banner that says 2024 on it.

I'm disappointed that he just got sprayed with the fire extinguisher. I was hoping he'd get smacked in the head with one.
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Also I am bothered by his 6 star rating. In GTA the tanks, VTOL aircraft, and attack helicopters would be after him. Law enforcement isn't that impressed by his antics.
 
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Johnny got sprayed with a fucking fire extinguisher after setting off fireworks at night and threatening all sorts of people with roman candles

https://youtube.com/watch?v=vFERDOhpnU8Preservetube
Shameless double post (can't edit anyway)

This is old content, from a leaked long stream of Somali shit, so no one gets confused, this and the recent bong bong video are from 2024.

It's funny to listen to Hank squeal like a little bitch about Johnny not aiming his roman candles carefully enough, and cry and want to call the cops after getting gassed with the fire extinguisher.
 
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When did this incident happen? I see a banner that says 2024 on it.

I'm disappointed that he just got sprayed with the fire extinguisher. I was hoping he'd get smacked in the head with one.

Also I am bothered by his 6 star rating. In GTA the tanks, VTOL aircraft, and attack helicopters would be after him. Law enforcement isn't that impressed by his antics.
He did a lot of dumb shit on a regular basis when he first got to korea and before he got his notoriety outside the sphere of people that regularly watch idiots like this back.

Also the original thumbnail yesterday had some photoshopped bruises on it(don't have a screenshot but it's not a big deal), I guess the youtube channel realized how dumb that was and swapped it out.
 
When did this incident happen? I see a banner that says 2024 on it.

I'm disappointed that he just got sprayed with the fire extinguisher. I was hoping he'd get smacked in the head with one.

Also I am bothered by his 6 star rating. In GTA the tanks, VTOL aircraft, and attack helicopters would be after him. Law enforcement isn't that impressed by his antics.
October 2024. It was when Joel was doing a little trip around Korea, Jino is with Joel in the house.
Its the same night where Xena (who sprayed Johnny with the extinguisher) asked bongbong if they fucked, and she never denied it.
Apparently bongbong was also sharing her location with Johnny so they could follow them
 
I don't even know what the fuck to say about this. It's the highlight reel(20 minutes) from a 2+ hour interview with Hank. Just watch the intro to the video, holy shit this guy is retarded. He comes up with fighter rankings like fucking power levels and that he can beat 99% of the people on the planet. How the FBI labeled him a retard. His family had him committed for a bit and would have "murdered" a nurse. He turned tricks in prison, wanted to fuck trannies, would prostitute himself but doesn't get offers... I don't understand why he did this.

Local Archive

Original interview
Local archive in 240p because I'm not risking losing footage of a retard like this admitting they'd have been willing to take a dick up the ass and negotiated a a price for a finger instead.
 
I don't even know what the fuck to say about this. It's the highlight reel(20 minutes) from a 2+ hour interview with Hank. Just watch the intro to the video, holy shit this guy is retarded. He comes up with fighter rankings like fucking power levels and that he can beat 99% of the people on the planet. How the FBI labeled him a retard. His family had him committed for a bit and would have "murdered" a nurse. He turned tricks in prison, wanted to fuck trannies, would prostitute himself but doesn't get offers... I don't understand why he did this.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zSI8F7Mp2Ng Local Archive

Original interview
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zZwiJH-6Hi0 Local archive in 240p because I'm not risking losing footage of a retard like this admitting they'd have been willing to take a dick up the ass and negotiated a a price for a finger instead.
Hank made 300 dollars getting his ass fondled while a man jacked his cock in jail. No cum on him though. That costs extra
 
Hank made 300 dollars getting his ass fondled while a man jacked his cock in jail. No cum on him though. That costs extra

I didn't think it would be possible for Hank to fall much lower then using Jonny Somali for a cumdumpster, but I was clearly wrong.

What an absolute deluded loser faggot.
 
I didn't think it would be possible for Hank to fall much lower then using Jonny Somali for a cumdumpster, but I was clearly wrong.

What an absolute deluded loser faggot.
Supposedly him and Johnny never fucked. But when pressed on if he would or not, admitted he probably would and that he thinks Somali has a nice ass
 
Bit of a minor update as it seems that 15 minutes of shame guy didn't catch it, and I didn't go through the entire interview(didn't want to listen to Hank's idiotic fighting anime fantasies or him talking about getting diddled in prison). There's nothing much legally interesting but just in general
Hank has apparently blown around $20,000 USD on Johnny's stupid ass(presumably from his family since apparently he didn't have a job till recently).

Also may have booted Johnny onto the street and out of his apartment(probably at the behest of his parents who were paying for it) and somehow renting a room somewhere somehow. But apparently Johnny hasn't updated his address with the court(required to do so) so that could be Johnny being a fuckup, or Hank lying.

But of course remember Hank is a retard so this is likely just laughable
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And then back to just general retarded Hank bullshit
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