💰 Grifter Sam Hyde / Samuel Whitcomb Hyde / Million Dollar Extreme (MDE) / COM98 / 1Team / HydeWars / alienmode / @wigger / 'The Candyman' - Millennial anti-humorist, Carnegie Mellon University art student, 'World Peace' writer and creator, born-again Christian and groyper convert. The Marky Post to End All Marky Posts.

[Local Wordmason]

This thread was in a different subforum, and it was the thread for MDE fans. That’s precisely the problem at hand.

Such is the lifecycle of the cow. People like Rekieta used to have a thread for fans, and now he has his own subforum.

 

[Shek$il]

This thread was in a different subforum, and it was the thread for MDE fans. That’s precisely the problem at hand.

Sam-suckers being unable to reconcile their daddy has been deemed a cow.

But this coupon was good last year!

 

[Israel's Top Guy]

This thread was in a different subforum, and it was the thread for MDE fans. That’s precisely the problem at hand.

It's not anymore. So now we understand the fundamental disagreement. The future is now, old man

It's maybe the biggest burden he needs to carry on his back and I think he's already accepted that.

Hiding from it to the extent that he does, is not exactly what anyone would describe as "accepting" it. He's accepted that he doesn't want to deal with it, that much is true.

 

[Sneedifarms]

Such is the lifecycle of the cow. People like Rekieta used to have a thread for fans, and now he has his own subforum.

Unlike Rekieta though, nothing in Sam’s behavior has particularly changed over the years. Markyposting existed back when this thread was made too. If anything, Sam is less of a lolcow now than he was back in 2021, when he was making subpar shit like The Great War for his tiny Gumroad audience. The two situations are hardly equatable.

 

[Shek$il]

Unlike Rekieta though, nothing in Sam’s behavior has particularly changed over the years.

Translation: He's always been a retard and the thread was updated to reflect as much.

 

[Israel's Top Guy]

Sam is less of a lolcow now than he was back in 2021

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[Noble Redditor]

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Anyone know the context of this image? I've seen it around but not sure. Looks like Sam and Nick and the guy in the bottom right is from World Peace and Extreme Peace.

 

[Queesechake]

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Sam's only lolcow behavior literally ever. Also the only time I have posted negatively about Sam in this thread. Because it was out of the ordinary for him. He usually doesn't act like a retard.

 

[RandomShirtlessMan]

And yet you continue to do PR for this guy on the lolcow thread on the lolcow section of the lolcow discussion website, for (and I repeat) ZERO dollars and ZERO cents.

Multiple threads on KF are like this. To note: Jim, Kino Casino and several Vtubers.

 

[Israel's Top Guy]

Multiple threads on KF are like this. To note: Jim, Kino Casino and several Vtubers.

Yes, parasocial relationships are a real plague. I think that was your point anyway

 

[Local Wordmason]

Anyone know the context of this image? I've seen it around but not sure. Looks like Sam and Nick and the guy in the bottom right is from World Peace and Extreme Peace.

It's two aged gorilla alphas having an altercation over who has to make the nest for the evening. The challenger's pack can also be seen spectating, but not interfering. It's unknown which of the alphas has caused this reaction.

 

[Jobama]

Have you considered that this is the Lolcow Bullying website and that what you call "thread regulars" are actually just Sam Hyde fans who have some interest or another in defending his image on the Lolcow Bullying website? Because I appreciate your view and how you've articulated things from your perspective, but this is how things look from the other side.

The dynamic in this thread for the past year or so has been the same handful of fanboys running defense whenever someone comes in here to ruin their hugbox.

 

[Israel's Top Guy]

The dynamic in this thread for the past year or so has been the same handful of fanboys running defense whenever someone comes in here to ruin their hugbox.

After a year you'd think they'd notice the thread is in the lolcow section and just fuck off to /ft/ generals on /tv/ instead of trying to pathetically hold territory like this website is any hill to die on. Very terminally online and, dare I say it, fatherless behaviour.

 

[RandomShirtlessMan]

Yes, parasocial relationships are a real plague. I think that was your point anyway

Much worse; the outlets to expose this rotten behaviour are now conniving to suppress the truth when it benefits the moderation.

 

[Jobama]

After a year you'd think they'd notice the thread is in the lolcow section and just fuck off to /ft/ generals on /tv/ instead of trying to pathetically hold territory like this website is any hill to die on. Very terminally online and, dare I say it, fatherless behaviour.

They can’t really do that since 4chan is essentially the epicenter of Markyposting. They only really have this thread or the Fishtank Reddit.

 

[Shek$il]

I deeply regret to inform you all that I received some bad news.



The Admins of the Kiwifarms forum have finally decided to move Sam Hyde 'offa the Multimedia subforum to the lolcow section, on the grounds that he is "a gay theater kid who's insecure about his masculinity" and "had too sex with too many teenagers" and "might also be fucking men".





BULL.

FRIGGIN.

HORSE SHIT.



As you can see we are FURIOUS with the fact that our hero, which has won the hearts of millions and has made a massive impact on the internet, is being brought down by a bunch of jealous, arrogant, retarded SAM HYDE-HATERS.


BUT.

That does not mean I am just going to sit down and take this lightly.


NOOOOOOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE.


They have been messing with the bull, and now they've called out the horns!


Listen everyone, I need your help with this. We are at WAR here.
I want every Sam Hyde 'fan' who is reading this to get the word out!


I want you to tell every other Sam Hyde 'fan' out there, every 'fanatic', every artist, every 'follower' of Our Guy about this. Tell your friends who are also Sam Hyde 'fans' if they have to! Tell them we have to keep the 'spirit' of Sam Hyde alive!


Make more 'fanart', make more 'videos', 'block the haters', 'praise Sam Hyde' like you never have before, build websites dedicated to his greatness, whatever you gotta do to keep him alive and strong, JUST DO IT.


The 'transfer' of Sam Hyde from one section of the forum to another is but a 'minor cut' on our 'flower of greatness', my 'friends'! And that cut has done nothing but further the spreading, and we are the 'pollen of this flower'! We need to prepare for our victory over the Haters! The Haters need to BLEED for their 'crimes'!! Rejoice, my fellow Sam Hyde Fans! Our glorious little Hellspawn shall have the laugh yet!



THIS will be his ultimate victory!


The absolute subjugation...

 

[Queesechake]

4chan is essentially the epicenter of Markyposting.

4chan is also the epicenter of retards. Really makes you think.

 

[Israel's Top Guy]

Much worse; the outlets to expose this rotten behaviour are now conniving to suppress the truth when it benefits the moderation.

I am of the belief that excessive guntguarding of any lolcow in their thread should be treated as off topic.

Look how shitty this thread is when detractors try to post in the relevant lolcow thread. I have to put up with pages of copes and autisticly pitbull them into submission with the same handful of points until they finally give up and admit they just want to keep their hugbox.

Im SORRY that this WAS in the multi media section, but it ISNT anymore. Fuck off at any time and stop shitting up this LOLCOW thread with your ballwashing of the subject.

 

[Queesechake]

I deeply regret to inform you all that I received some bad news......

Imagine writing this, formatting it, and posting it while claiming the other side are the ones who are obsessed lol.

 

[Chev Chelios]

Do threads on here usually just rehash the same stuff ad infinitum?