💰 Grifter Sam Hyde / Samuel Whitcomb Hyde / Million Dollar Extreme (MDE) / COM98 / 1Team / HydeWars / alienmode / @wigger / 'The Candyman' - Millennial anti-humorist, Carnegie Mellon University art student, 'World Peace' writer and creator, born-again Christian and groyper convert. The Marky Post to End All Marky Posts.

[Queesechake]

Have you considered that this is the Lolcow Bullying website and that what you call "thread regulars" are actually just Sam Hyde fans who have some interest or another in defending his image on the Lolcow Bullying website? Because I appreciate your view and how you've articulated things from your perspective, but this is how things look from the other side.

Go try bullying Trump in the Trump thread and see how it goes for you.

 

[Israel's Top Guy]

your whole cycle is: marky -> edaddy -> youre mad -> return to start. You have done this for DOZENS of pages now lol. Give it a rest dude.

I keep getting quoted, and so I keep responding. Isn't this a discussion forum? Feel free to stop at any time.

As far as we’re concerned, this is still the only place on this forum where we can discuss what we actually think of Extreme Peace, PGL, or the Sam Hyde Show, and we’re kind of not so interested in newfags finding their first Channing infographic and feeling the need to announce it to the world.

Okay, so this is your Sam Hyde Fan Hugbox. Well, you're gonna have to prepare for people on the Shit Talking People We Dislike Forum to have members who shit talk people you dislike in the appropriate thread. If you don't like it, you can take the same advice I've given to BingBongDingDong and stop responding at any time.

Go try bullying Trump in the Trump thread and see how it goes for you.

If it's anything like bullying Sam Hyde in the Sam Hyde thread I think it would be a lot of fun. I will consider it, thank you

 

[Queesechake]

If it's anything like bullying Sam Hyde in the Sam Hyde thread I think it would be a lot of fun. I will consider it, thank you

You'll be thread banned in a day or less lol.

 

[yoursavior]

Hey thread. Are there seed oils in these Markyposts?

 

[Sneedifarms]

Go try bullying Trump in the Trump thread and see how it goes for you.

I was just thinking about how we have a pro-Trump thread and an anti-Trump thread and that it’s a bit silly that we don’t have a separate an MDE discussion thread from the Sam Hyde lolcow thread.

Okay, so this is your Sam Hyde Fan Hugbox.

So preferring that a discussion thread not be shit up by the same dead horse being beaten into the dirt is equivalent to demanding a hugbox?

Well, you're gonna have to prepare for people on the Shit Talking People We Dislike Forum

Wait until you find out that Lolcows are but a single subforum on this website.

 

[Israel's Top Guy]

You'll be thread banned in a day or less lol.

That would be fine by me, but I doubt it'll happen.

Wait until you find out that Lolcows are but a single subforum on this website.

Wait until you find out which subforum the Sam Hyde thread is in!

 

[Sneedifarms]

Wait until you find out which subforum the Sam Hyde thread is in!

Do I really need to repeat the origins of this thread and why the people who have been here since the beginning don’t particularly care where it was moved to?

 

[Israel's Top Guy]

Do I really need to repeat the origins of this thread and why the people who have been here since the beginning don’t particularly care where it was moved to?

And do you think anyone who is not already part of your aforementioned hugbox cares about that? This thread is in the Lolcow section, I am not obligated to cater to you and your clubhouse when I treat him like a lolcow. Holy shit

 

[Sneedifarms]

And do you think anyone who is not already part of your aforementioned hugbox cares about that? This thread is in the Lolcow section, I am not obligated to cater to you and your clubhouse when I treat him like a lolcow. Holy shit

Cool, then don’t cry e-daddy when everyone else in the thread collectively decides that you’re gay and your shit’s retarded every time you try to bring up the same topic we’ve already heard a dozen times.

 

[Queesechake]

but I doubt it'll happen.

Maybe not now, they created a whole new thread aside from the main Trump thread so people could shit on him without the thread regulars getting their panties in a bunch. It would be like if they created a Sam Enslavement Syndrome thread for people like you to post in. Pretty gay IMO.

 

[Israel's Top Guy]

Cool, then don’t cry e-daddy when everyone else in the thread collectively decides that you’re gay and your shit’s retarded every time you try to bring up the same topic we’ve already heard a dozen times.

And yet you continue to do PR for this guy on the lolcow thread on the lolcow section of the lolcow discussion website, for (and I repeat) ZERO dollars and ZERO cents.

The edaddy allegations simply are not being disproven here.
(Also if I cared about my Racist Reddit karma downdoots, I would have stopped posting 30 pages ago.)

Once again:

If you don't like it, you can take the same advice I've given to BingBongDingDong and stop responding at any time.

Maybe not now, they created a whole new thread aside from the main Trump thread so people could shit on him without the thread regulars getting their panties in a bunch

Oh I see, you meant the trump thread and not this thread. Well, I'll probably still fuck around in there if something funny comes up, thanks for the rec

 

[Sneedifarms]

And yet you continue to do PR for this guy

And so the disingenuous retard continues to be a disingenuous retard. Nothing Ever Happens.

 

[Israel's Top Guy]

And so the disingenuous retard continues to be a disingenuous retard. Nothing Ever Happens.

Are you actually able to articulate what is disingenuous about anything I'm posting here? Or is this just a canned phrase that scares off other people?

 

[Sneedifarms]

Are you actually able to articulate what is disingenuous about anything I'm posting here? Or is this just a canned phrase that scares off other people?

It’s been explained to you multiple times now that the regulars in this thread are less interested in running defense for Sam nor invested in his personal affairs, and more interested in telling you to shut up about the same tired topic we’ve seen this thread run in circles over innumerable times at this point. The fact that you continue to insist that any sort of pushback against your pet topic of discussion somehow counts as some sort of vicarious fatherhood only proves that you are either incapable of understanding nuance or willfully ignoring it. To give you the benefit of the doubt, I am assuming the latter.

 

[Sammich]

And yet you continue to do PR for this guy on the lolcow thread on the lolcow section of the lolcow discussion website, for (and I repeat) ZERO dollars and ZERO cents.

I go back and forth on sam a lot, but holy shit are his detractors some of the dumbest, most moronic people alive.

 

[yoursavior]

Hell I like Sam, sometimes I can be a detractor to him every so often because what he does rubs me the wrong way and that criticism comes from a base of affection.

But giving a shit about Marky Thompson is a fool's errand.
Did he fuck a legal adult in a state where it was legal to fuck someone her age and both parties consented? Yes. Is it weird? Oh yeah. There's so much more actual petty shit you can go after with Sam than Marky.

 

[Israel's Top Guy]

It’s been explained to you multiple times now that the regulars in this thread are less interested in running defense for Sam nor invested in his personal affairs, and more interested in telling you to shut up about the same tired topic we’ve seen this thread run in circles over innumerable times at this point. The fact that you continue to insist that any sort of pushback against your pet topic of discussion somehow counts as some sort of vicarious fatherhood only proves that you are either incapable of understanding nuance or willfully ignoring it. To give you the benefit of the doubt, I am assuming the latter.

Uh huh... Just a few more walls of text and you'll make everyone believe you don't care....

There's so much more actual petty shit you can go after with Sam than Marky.

Agreed, like markyposting being banned from fishtank TTS. Its such a weird buggaboo sam has, especially if he apparently doesn't consider it weird or immoral. Just own it

 

[Local Wordmason]

To be fair, this is in a subforum of the main Lolcow forums. This isn't a "Discuss Sam Hyde/MDE" thread because it would have been in offtopic. If the thread is busy enough because that person acts like a cow, then they're a cow. Sorry people aren't willing to glaze Sam on the site where you talk about retards, in the forum where you talk about retards, in the subforum about retards that are also grifters. This is probably not the thread for Sam fans. On the bright side, you can make one and people will post there.

 

[Sneedifarms]

Uh huh... Just a few more walls of text and you'll make everyone believe you don't care....

Thanks for playing, disingenuous retard.

To be fair, this is in a subforum of the main Lolcow forums. This isn't a "Discuss Sam Hyde/MDE" thread because it would have been in offtopic. If the thread is busy enough because that person acts like a cow, then they're a cow. Sorry people aren't willing to glaze Sam on the site where you talk about retards, in the forum where you talk about retards, in the subforum about retards that are also grifters. This is probably not the thread for Sam fans. On the bright side, you can make one and people will post there.

This thread was in a different subforum, and it was the thread for MDE fans. That’s precisely the problem at hand.

 

[yoursavior]

Agreed, like markyposting being banned from fishtank TTS. Its such a weird buggaboo sam has, especially if he apparently doesn't consider it weird or immoral. Just own it

Again to what I said previously. It is weird.
Sam himself would be a moron not to acknowledge it as such, which is why he just refused to acknowledge it. He's been trying to rub elbows with bigger names these days, and the last thing he wants blasted over a speaker is "DID YOU FUCK A 16 YEAR OLD????". It's maybe the biggest burden he needs to carry on his back and I think he's already accepted that.