What conspiracy theories do you believe in? - Put your tinfoil hats on

[The Mighty Banth]

Not the only time he’s done this. The entire plot of Gerald’s Game is just a series of retellings of a child being raped.

How close is it to the movie? I watched it and was thoroughly disappointed.

 

[Fren]

The older I grow, the harder it seems to deny this:

 

[big pauper]

The older I grow, the harder it seems to deny this:

having beef with freemasonry as an american is bizarre because america is a country founded and built on masonic principles. the eye of providence is on the great seal for a reason my guy

the rothschilds probably haven't had any power since eisenhower was president and putting them in the same category as blackrock, who is currently trying to take over the world, is kind of retarded

also bohemian grove was just a bunch of new age northeastern prep school catholics doing halloween with the set dressing of the cult of athena, and the only reason you could possibly find any of those things odd is if you've been suberted by jewish propaganda about western values being bad

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

What happened to all the gold we found in Iraq? Was it given to the new Iraqi government or was it funneled into the off the books treasury notes?
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Turns out they were just chocolate wrapped in gold-colored foil. They all got eaten up in the subsequent years.

 

[Otterly]

I'd really like to know what the fuck was up with the Ediacaran. None of that shit makes any sense.

it’s like evolution took a few tabs of acid and massive bong rip and just went with it. Great fun. Then woke up the next morning and decided that won’t do. Extinction time.
It’s fun to think about what paths life might have taken, and if some are more likely to occur than others

 

[The_Bladder_Splatter]

The Flesh is sinful and all who exposes it out of reproductive purposes will be destroyed."

Go fuck a metal nut mekhane worshipper and let the real schizos write some interesting stuff about evolution and obscure geopolitics

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

The Jews used to be pantheistic in their earliest history. I always found that funny
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mdKst8zeh-U

i dont see why anyone considers this to be controversial, the bible is very explicit about worship of Yahweh being in competition with other cults. The books of Samuel + Kings 2 are very explicit about it

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

Go fuck a metal nut mekhane worshipper and let the real schizos write some interesting stuff about evolution and obscure geopolitics

It's not me who is the Mekhane worshiper, it's the Catholics and Commies.

i dont see why anyone considers this to be controversial, the bible is very explicit about worship of Yahweh being in competition with other cults. The books of Samuel + Kings 2 are very explicit about it

It's hypocritical, as if they just renounced all of their other Gods as a start of their 2,000 year plan to completely take control of the world and use the gentiles as slaves and rape toys while telling them that they should rejoice in their own slavery. Also Christianity used to have numerous sects (including the Gnostics) and the protestants and the American Evangelicals are one such sects.

 

[Pimp C]

Ryan Reynolds is a closeted homo

 

[teriyakiburns]

Ryan Reynolds is a closeted homo

Gotta be one of those closets with the glass front, because he couldn't make it more obvious if he tried.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

The older I grow, the harder it seems to deny this:

That's actually generally retarded of people who have chronic JQ brain. There's actually other groups besides Jews who want power. The WEFF and World Economic Foreign were just different groups of power brokers. Same thing with Black Rock and Vanguard, same thing with the Chinese and same thing with the brown Muslim Muhammadans.

 

[Male Idiot]

having beef with freemasonry as an american is bizarre because america is a country founded and built on masonic principles. the eye of providence is on the great seal for a reason my guy

the rothschilds probably haven't had any power since eisenhower was president and putting them in the same category as blackrock, who is currently trying to take over the world, is kind of retarded

also bohemian grove was just a bunch of new age northeastern prep school catholics doing halloween with the set dressing of the cult of athena, and the only reason you could possibly find any of those things odd is if you've been suberted by jewish propaganda about western values being bad

America as in the USA was founded to be the ultimate mutt golem nation gor the yids. The dog of Israel, with Zion Don the Shabbo king.

That's actually generally retarded of people who have chronic JQ brain. There's actually other groups besides Jews who want power. The WEFF and World Economic Foreign were just different groups of power brokers. Same thing with Black Rock and Vanguard, same thing with the Chinese and same thing with the brown Muslim Muhammadans.

Yet all of those Wef, Blackrock, Vanguard always alogn with jewish interests and employ jews. Early life got to you again rabbi.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Yet all of those Wef, Blackrock, Vanguard always alogn with jewish interests and employ jews. Early life got to you again rabbi.

if two groups want similar power over the same thing, that being our world and culture, they likely want similar things, and thus will have similar values, and might even at some point choose to work together because of those similar values
but they are distinctly different groups with entirely different origins, belief systems and overall sets of values and desires of which only several match
that doesn't make them one and the same
the cleaner fish benefits the whale and the whale benefits the cleaner fish
however, according to your logic:

"look, several dozen whales cleaning a whale!"

 

[NoReturn]

What do you guys think of the idea pyramids are some kind of reactor or a way to make fertilizer?

 

[12345]

I think it's possible. But I also think the Sphinx (aside from the head) was there for a lot longer than Egyptologists claim. So why was it there in the first place? Also I remember seeing something about the pyramids made after the Great Pyramid and the other 2 have devolved for lack of a better term. If you look at them you would think that they were steps on learning how to make pyramids. Like I said earlier, we've been here for 300, 000 years, and we only decided to get together and do civilization 10, 000 years ago? There has been more and more peer reviewed evidence that blows Göbeklitepe out of the water for age of things happening. The Earth is constantly changing and maybe humans as far out in the future from us, than what we are to the pyramids and they might never know about us (except for the microplastics).

Edit: I am interested in finding out what is in the new void that they have found.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

What do you guys think of the idea pyramids are some kind of reactor or a way to make fertilizer?

i think pyramids didn't serve just one purpose, it wasn't just worship and burial (though mostly that) but it wasn't some other singular massive goal like the production of something or channeling some earth energy or anything
they were just general indoor spaces for storage, passing through/sitting in, and of course also paying respect to the person that has been buried there, they didn't just toss em in and seal it up they must have entered to perform rituals and some kind of gatherings

perhaps as they built new ones, old ones were occasionally sealed up

 

[Headdot Reddot]

I posted this in the schizo conspiracy theory thread as well but wanted to share kt here because some people I've shared this with don't think its crazy. In fact a few of them, admittedly Elon haters, think its probably accurate.

Elon Musk is a pedophile

Elon was raised in South Africa by his dad who has publicly admitted to taking him to a sex party when he was only 9 years old, this in itself could be called a form of abuse but my hunch is it was a pederasty party. Elon was also abused at summer camp and the camp he went to was one that toughened up boys, he was likely sexually assaulted there as well. Little known fact but male-sexual-abuse is higher in South Africa than other Western countries. Now, I do feel some empathy for him being abused as a child but that doesn't excuse him inflicting abuse on other kids as an adult.

We know Elon lies like breathing, a big one was lying that he held his first son in his arms as he died (SIDS) but his wife busted him on that. She was the one who held the kid as he died and then Elon went cold-hearted and actually criticized her for mourning the death of her child (and this was like a week or 2 after he died.) Holy shit dude have some compassion. That was Elon's only natural kid, all following kids were artificial.

Elon has also publicly admitted to role-playing as a toddler online, is accused of trying to join a Babyfur community (diaper wearing furries) around 2009, has been overly sympathetic to CP producers and pro-CP users on Twitter and is notoriously immature (often a sign of a person who has been sexually abused as a child.)





Now for the damning stuff. Elon has links to Epstein and Maxwell. He denied he did at first but as time went on that was proven false. He stayed at one of Epsteins New York mansions and his brother (Kimbal) dated one of Epstein's "girlfriends" which we know was a codeword Epstein used to make his victims sound like legitimate consenting adults. Epstein and Musk were likely much closer than originally thought. An email exchange between Musk and Epstein from 2016 was leaked during a trial and this email says something like "did you and Ghislaine have fun at the kung fu lesson on Saturday?" To which Elon replied "I did thank you"



Elon posted a tweet the night he got the email from Epstein that said "so it was good for you?" Which isn't a direct link but sure seems like a tounge-in-cheek reference to their kung fu practice.



Whats interesting is Maxwell is/was a suspected reddit powermod, her suspected account went silent the day she was arrested and hasn't posted since. We can believe this rumored account is true because Maxwell comes from a journalistic dynasty (sort of her dad was a media mongul more like Rupert Murdoch than a legit journalist.) So it makes sense she'd see the potential media power Reddit presented and jump on board. Many posts by her account were sharing media articles.

Why tell you about this? The Reddit account often posted on r/worldnews and on the day she allegedly meet Elon for kung fu she posted an article about a planet being found that could host life. In recent years an interview with Maxwell suggested that she and Elon had talked before in the past and one of the subjects they discussed was the possibility of life on other planets. Coincidence? Maybe but damn it seems sus. Seems like they could've been talking about the article she'd posted the day of their meeting.



(Whats real interesting is you can't find this post on her account history because she purged a ton of her posts, but it can be found on the snapshots of the subs frontpage taken by the waybackmachine.)

Once Epstein was out of the picture Elon seems to have begun befriending Diddy. You've probably heard about all the weird sex stuff Diddy was running as he was recently in court for his crimes. Elon and Diddy exchanged private texte frequently, by their own admission, and Diddy actually invested in the Twitter buyout. Strange bedfellows, eh?

One of Epstein's victims subpoenaed evidence from Twitter for her trial, which doesn't appear to have involved Elon directly, but Twitter has refused to provide the evidence. Do innocent people refuse to provide evidence like that? I wouldn't.

We all know Elon is a terrible father but to be honest the deeper I dig the more I'm expecting to find out he abused his oldest son so much it might explain why he trooned out. Who knows. I do know he uses his toddler-aged kids as photo props and that in itself is disgusting. I fully believe Elon has banged underage kids, even if its just some 16 year-old in a country where it was technically legal or something.

​

In addition: Many of you remember Elon's "pedo guy" moment years back, when he called one of the Thailand rescue divers a pedo guy because the dude didn't like Elon's "rescue sub made from Spacex parts" idea. For many people this was the first sign of Elon being a douchebag, even though his ex-wife was sharing stories about his assholeness over a decade earlier (like the whole "held my first son as he died" bs.)

Personally, I think Elon intentionally caused that incident to protect himself from Epstein damage. Heres why:

1) When you try searching for "Elon Musk Pedophile" all the results are stories about this incident with the diver. Thats unflattering but its not as bad as being link to Epstein as an actual pedo, right? Now there is some relevant evidence that suggests Elon is a pedo but none of it pops up without tons of digging and/or using the correct search engine terms.

2) This sounds convoluted, yes? Buts it not. We've already seen Prime Minister wacky hair use the same technique to cover his ass. In his case he wanted to bury search results for anyone searching about his campaign bus (the brexit one) because the brexit was backfiring in his face. What did he do? We gave an interview and talked about how as a boy he built models of buses. That way when someone typed in his name and the word bus they'd get the more recent videos of his interview and not the old campaign footage of his brexit bus.

https://www.scotsman.com/news/opinion/columnists/the-sinister-theory-about-boris-johnsons-model-bus-story-john-mclellan-1414345

Its all a bit of a stretch but you can see my logic here. Elon knew he could get away with slander in court, and he did. Elon even paid a PI $50,000 to stalk the driver and dig up any dirt he could on the guy--a real asshole move. And Elon's defense in court was that as a kid in South Africa a common insult was calling others a pedo, this kind of supports my theory that pedophilia was common-place in Elon's childhood.

Therefore, I posit that Elon Musk diddled kids.

 

[Yugica]

What do you guys think of the idea pyramids are some kind of reactor or a way to make fertilizer?

Well for fertilizer there are better means to get it. Like historically one way people got fertilizer in places like the near east was with dovecotes, big structures where farmers and others would house hundreds of pigeons. They'd both eat and use the pigeons, as well as their dung. You can also use algae to get as many types of algae can fixate their own nitrogen. Farming algae is very simple to do too and clay pots with water and some crushed rock that are exposed to the sun could easily grow it. You then just dump the algae into the dirt and the nitrogen and other fertilizing bits will be eaten by microbes, fungi and so on to release it all in a form the plants can utilize.

As far as being a reactor they'd be really poor as one. You could imagine building a pyramid to be like a kind of voltaic pile(essentially like a AA battery) but voltaic piles don't really recharge and so they're a one use and done kind of thing with any kind of "recharging" requiring a replacement/recycling of materials. That's very impractical for a structure as large as many pyramids are. There's one very famous and peculiar voltaic pile though that seems to be constantly powered(but I have a neat hypothesis on that and it's not based in it being a voltaic pile) in the Oxford Electric Bell's pile.

Spoiler: Oxford Electric Bell hypothesis

There was a recent set of experiments done to try and disprove that people could harvest energy from the Earth's magnetic field. From what I understand the current theories, as mathematically described, indicate that this shouldn't be possible. However there are some positive results from experiments done. This video by Anton Petrov is how I found out and is very informative on the subject:

Now the Oxford Electric Bell is rather mysterious in that it's not known what it's made of. They're waiting until it finally stops working to actually open it up to check, my hypothesis though is that the bell is using this to produce its power. Now the experiment done before to generate power from seemingly the Earth's magnetic field used a manganese and zinc cylinder with a ferrite(magnetically conductive, basically) core. Zinc was used in voltaic piles and manganese was discovered almost a century before the construction of the Oxford Bell, so it may be that. They also suspect that it's a Zamboni pile which uses manganese dioxide and zinc, but I imagine it may be an altered form of a Zamboni pile(as if Zamboni piles did this normally then you'd expect there to be more cases of this sort of thing happening) that uses manganese and zinc instead which would match up with those magnetic field experiments from before.

My hypothesis could be tested simply by surrounding the bell with a very inductive material to essentially block out the Earth's magnetic field, like can be done with a faraday cage for electromagnetic radiation. This wouldn't require the bell to be opened to check either.

If pyramids were going to be any other kind of reactor though then they lack moving parts that'd work for anything like that. As far as channeling energy, I think making a pyramid for that isn't really the best way to go about it. For whatever kind of energy you're using you'd want some kind of conductive material and some kind of insulating material(to prevent energy losses/bleeding out your power), but pyramids aren't really built in any way that I know of with that kind of configuration. They also seem to lack any point at which to output any energy, other than radially(in all directions). This is a bad practice to do, if it was the case, as you run into issues with the inverse-square law and you will very rapidly lose out on power per unit distance away from the source.

Further on the whole channeling idea, you'd figure that there'd be structures spread out around the pyramid that collect and then redirect that energy towards it. Imagine something like a rectenna, which can often just be a spiral of wires or some other configuration depending on what it is you're trying to collect.

 

[big pauper]

What do you guys think of the idea pyramids are some kind of reactor or a way to make fertilizer?

i like the idea of the pyramids having been retrofitted at some point to have large primitive battery arrays to wield primitive electricity as a proxy for religious vigor but im pretty sure most readings that align with that are kooky nonsense. if they built it for that reason though it probably would be a bit more effective at doing the thing. it wouldn't be ambigious.

 

[Headdot Reddot]

I posted this in the schizo conspiracy theory thread as well but wanted to share kt here because some people I've shared this with don't think its crazy. In fact a few of them, admittedly Elon haters, think its probably accurate.

Elon Musk is a pedophile

Elon was raised in South Africa by his dad who has publicly admitted to taking him to a sex party when he was only 9 years old, this in itself could be called a form of abuse but my hunch is it was a pederasty party. Elon was also abused at summer camp and the camp he went to was one that toughened up boys, he was likely sexually assaulted there as well. Little known fact but male-sexual-abuse is higher in South Africa than other Western countries. Now, I do feel some empathy for him being abused as a child but that doesn't excuse him inflicting abuse on other kids as an adult.

We know Elon lies like breathing, a big one was lying that he held his first son in his arms as he died (SIDS) but his wife busted him on that. She was the one who held the kid as he died and then Elon went cold-hearted and actually criticized her for mourning the death of her child (and this was like a week or 2 after he died.) Holy shit dude have some compassion. That was Elon's only natural kid, all following kids were artificial.

Elon has also publicly admitted to role-playing as a toddler online, is accused of trying to join a Babyfur community (diaper wearing furries) around 2009, has been overly sympathetic to CP producers and pro-CP users on Twitter and is notoriously immature (often a sign of a person who has been sexually abused as a child.)





Now for the damning stuff. Elon has links to Epstein and Maxwell. He denied he did at first but as time went on that was proven false. He stayed at one of Epsteins New York mansions and his brother (Kimbal) dated one of Epstein's "girlfriends" which we know was a codeword Epstein used to make his victims sound like legitimate consenting adults. Epstein and Musk were likely much closer than originally thought. An email exchange between Musk and Epstein from 2016 was leaked during a trial and this email says something like "did you and Ghislaine have fun at the kung fu lesson on Saturday?" To which Elon replied "I did thank you"



Elon posted a tweet the night he got the email from Epstein that said "so it was good for you?" Which isn't a direct link but sure seems like a tounge-in-cheek reference to their kung fu practice.



Whats interesting is Maxwell is/was a suspected reddit powermod, her suspected account went silent the day she was arrested and hasn't posted since. We can believe this rumored account is true because Maxwell comes from a journalistic dynasty (sort of her dad was a media mongul more like Rupert Murdoch than a legit journalist.) So it makes sense she'd see the potential media power Reddit presented and jump on board. Many posts by her account were sharing media articles.

Why tell you about this? The Reddit account often posted on r/worldnews and on the day she allegedly meet Elon for kung fu she posted an article about a planet being found that could host life. In recent years an interview with Maxwell suggested that she and Elon had talked before in the past and one of the subjects they discussed was the possibility of life on other planets. Coincidence? Maybe but damn it seems sus. Seems like they could've been talking about the article she'd posted the day of their meeting.



(Whats real interesting is you can't find this post on her account history because she purged a ton of her posts, but it can be found on the snapshots of the subs frontpage taken by the waybackmachine.)

Once Epstein was out of the picture Elon seems to have begun befriending Diddy. You've probably heard about all the weird sex stuff Diddy was running as he was recently in court for his crimes. Elon and Diddy exchanged private texte frequently, by their own admission, and Diddy actually invested in the Twitter buyout. Strange bedfellows, eh?

One of Epstein's victims subpoenaed evidence from Twitter for her trial, which doesn't appear to have involved Elon directly, but Twitter has refused to provide the evidence. Do innocent people refuse to provide evidence like that? I wouldn't.

We all know Elon is a terrible father but to be honest the deeper I dig the more I'm expecting to find out he abused his oldest son so much it might explain why he trooned out. Who knows. I do know he uses his toddler-aged kids as photo props and that in itself is disgusting. I fully believe Elon has banged underage kids, even if its just some 16 year-old in a country where it was technically legal or something.

​

In addition: Many of you remember Elon's "pedo guy" moment years back, when he called one of the Thailand rescue divers a pedo guy because the dude didn't like Elon's "rescue sub made from Spacex parts" idea. For many people this was the first sign of Elon being a douchebag, even though his ex-wife was sharing stories about his assholeness over a decade earlier (like the whole "held my first son as he died" bs.)

Personally, I think Elon intentionally caused that incident to protect himself from Epstein damage. Heres why:

1) When you try searching for "Elon Musk Pedophile" all the results are stories about this incident with the diver. Thats unflattering but its not as bad as being link to Epstein as an actual pedo, right? Now there is some relevant evidence that suggests Elon is a pedo but none of it pops up without tons of digging and/or using the correct search engine terms.

2) This sounds convoluted, yes? Buts it not. We've already seen Prime Minister wacky hair use the same technique to cover his ass. In his case he wanted to bury search results for anyone searching about his campaign bus (the brexit one) because the brexit was backfiring in his face. What did he do? We gave an interview and talked about how as a boy he built models of buses. That way when someone typed in his name and the word bus they'd get the more recent videos of his interview and not the old campaign footage of his brexit bus.

https://www.scotsman.com/news/opinion/columnists/the-sinister-theory-about-boris-johnsons-model-bus-story-john-mclellan-1414345


Its all a bit of a stretch but you can see my logic here. Elon knew he could get away with slander in court, and he did. Elon even paid a PI $50,000 to stalk the driver and dig up any dirt he could on the guy--a real asshole move. And Elon's defense in court was that as a kid in South Africa a common insult was calling others a pedo, this kind of supports my theory that pedophilia was common-place in Elon's childhood.

Therefore, I posit that Elon Musk diddled kids.

Also forgot to mention that Elon opened a private school in his private town that only admits 3-9 year olds. If he's trying to provide schooling then why no junior high or high school?

Because maybe 3-9 is his age preference....