Official Kiwifarms Turn-On List - Describe your ideal man here (women only).

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For real though, it's precious to have a man whose sense of humor fits well with yours. (And by that I mean you make one another laugh, not "he identifies as funny.") It speaks to his ability to understand your perspective, and whether his sense of etiquette agrees with yours about what jokes are appropriate vs too far, and his intelligence - they don't call it quick wit for nothing. Also you get to laugh.
 
Why the fuck are so many men pathetic weirdos who sit at home jerking it to women online? I don't get it.
Do guys who don't watch porn and simp for e girls exist anymore?
The majority were groomed over the internet and given unrestricted access to the most addictive substance known to man before they could even ride a bike. Allegedly.
Edit: some men that abstain do exist! I have one as proof! You just have a very small pool to choose from which fucking blows man.
 
1) Guys that are good at cooking.
2) Guys that know how to dress, even a casually well-dressed man stands out against his peers since so many of them dress like shit.
3) guys that are good with tools, can do basic home repairs, general "handyman" skills
 
The majority were groomed over the internet and given unrestricted access to the most addictive substance known to man before they could even ride a bike. Allegedly.
Edit: some men that abstain do exist! I have one as proof! You just have a very small pool to choose from which fucking blows man.
Those are good points. It’s actually really sad.

The current generation of young men AND women is likely even worse with rotted cumbrain.

I’m glad you found a good man! There is hope ❤️
 
Why the fuck are so many men pathetic weirdos who sit at home jerking it to women online? I don't get it.
Why wouldn't they? I mean I agree that it's a bad thing but it seems pretty straightforward. That's like asking "why are there so many fat people": I'm pretty sure it's because food tastes good. Not really a mystery.

If you asked "why are so many men into vore" that'd be a more vexing conundrum.
 
If you asked "why are so many men into vore" that'd be a more vexing conundrum.
real question is why are so many men into incest
it's like a dark horse term on every single porn site. Usually leavened a tiny bit by being step-child incest (e.g. stepdad on stepdaughter) but uh, still, that's quite disturbing
 
real question is why are so many men into incest
it's like a dark horse term on every single porn site. Usually leavened a tiny bit by being step-child incest (e.g. stepdad on stepdaughter) but uh, still, that's quite disturbing
Tube site trends are not organic.

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- Clever.
- Funny.
- Responsible.
- Similar interests, but not entirely the same so he can share something new with me.
- Loves animals.
- Can tolerate when I sperg about my interests.
- Is okay with my half-homosexuality.
- Taller than me. (Not that this is difficult since I'm fucking short.)
- Able to pick me up because that's fun.

Basically Mr. Zirn. He's the perfect man who tard wrangles me very well, and I love him more than life itself.
 
Is okay with my half-homosexuality.
Calling yourself bisexual as a woman is like getting a pitbull or a big ugly tattoo as far as men are concerned. I'm not saying you're lying but that's the perception you're up against, so it's cool you apparently found a good dude.

If you're a man and you call yourself bisexual, women just call you gay—which, I mean, is fair.
 
Calling yourself bisexual as a woman is like getting a pitbull or a big ugly tattoo as far as men are concerned. I'm not saying you're lying but that's the perception you're up against, so it's cool you apparently found a good dude.

If you're a man and you call yourself bisexual, women just call you gay—which, I mean, is fair.
Weirdly has not been my experience as a woman. Usually its been dudes being creeps about it for the longest time. I'm just glad he was  normal about it.
 
I won't go into typical stuff (I think it goes without saying I'm not dating someone who is fat or hates animals, for example). I would say an actual turn on is a man that makes me laugh and does not get upset at my type of humor. It's rare that I can find a guy that knows how to "play bully/tease" without actually getting mean or insulting.
 
I would say an actual turn on is a man that makes me laugh and does not get upset at my type of humor. It's rare that I can find a guy that knows how to "play bully/tease" without actually getting mean or insulting.
This funnyman shit again. I have the opposite issue men always want to banter and be playful and I don’t know how. I go stupid faggot I’ll rape you. But men don’t like this. I can’t fathom why.
 
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