Official Kiwifarms Turn-On List - Describe your ideal man here (women only).

I like my men on the chunkier side. :tomgirl:
There is a specific kind of endearment that comes with a chubby man that's active. Big appetite, down to Earth, not overly obsessed with gym maxxing. He has natural strength from normal exercise and blue collar work, and keeps himself groomed.
Ray Mears is my dream husbando, he's a fat guy who does survivalist stuff and "bushcraft". Like Bear Grylls but not as pretentious and can actually do all the shit he claims, and if he fucks it up he keeps it in the show. There's a few episodes where he goes fishing but he admits he didn't catch anything so he buys some off the locals he's visiting and he shows you how to prepare and cook it, and he shows off his hosts doing all their traditional crafts and skills as well as showing off his own skills, he's not just bragging. His show's always relaxing and informative, and then he crouches down on his huge muscular legs (from carrying all his weight around) next to his campfire in his cargo shorts and it all gets a bit Basic Instinct.
 
I like it when a guy is barely on social media, doesn’t really play video games, and doesn’t care much about politics. All of those things drain the energetic masculinity out of a man.
 
My boyfriend is about as close to perfect as I'll get in this lifetime I think.
First of all he has artistic ability and is extremely well read. Never a dull conversation with him. We both hate trannies (how he hooked me) and he turned me pretty racist too. He works outside so he's lean and strooooong. His hands are big and rough and always warm for some reason so any time he touches me I just melt. He's so fucking handsome oh my GOD his sideburns I die for. He's so protective and takes such good care of me too. He has a vacuum for a stomach so literally anything I cook him gets me a huge thank you and a round of applause basically, he's very sweet and supportive. Has an older cat who he dotes over. Mega anger issues but also the biggest heart. Honestly that's my only point against him is that it feels like I hold all the patience in the realtionship sometimes, but also watching him blow up at some asshole that absolutely deserves it is hot. Love the passion.
Cherry on top, he makes me cum. Thank you god or jesus or whoever answered my prayers on that one, great man.
 
My boyfriend is about as close to perfect as I'll get in this lifetime I think.
First of all he has artistic ability and is extremely well read. Never a dull conversation with him. We both hate trannies (how he hooked me) and he turned me pretty racist too. He works outside so he's lean and strooooong. His hands are big and rough and always warm for some reason so any time he touches me I just melt. He's so fucking handsome oh my GOD his sideburns I die for. He's so protective and takes such good care of me too. He has a vacuum for a stomach so literally anything I cook him gets me a huge thank you and a round of applause basically, he's very sweet and supportive. Has an older cat who he dotes over. Mega anger issues but also the biggest heart. Honestly that's my only point against him is that it feels like I hold all the patience in the realtionship sometimes, but also watching him blow up at some asshole that absolutely deserves it is hot. Love the passion.
Cherry on top, he makes me cum. Thank you god or jesus or whoever answered my prayers on that one, great man.
He sounds like a keeper. How did you two meet?
 
My boyfriend is about as close to perfect as I'll get in this lifetime I think.
First of all he has artistic ability and is extremely well read. Never a dull conversation with him. We both hate trannies (how he hooked me) and he turned me pretty racist too. He works outside so he's lean and strooooong. His hands are big and rough and always warm for some reason so any time he touches me I just melt. He's so fucking handsome oh my GOD his sideburns I die for. He's so protective and takes such good care of me too. He has a vacuum for a stomach so literally anything I cook him gets me a huge thank you and a round of applause basically, he's very sweet and supportive. Has an older cat who he dotes over. Mega anger issues but also the biggest heart. Honestly that's my only point against him is that it feels like I hold all the patience in the realtionship sometimes, but also watching him blow up at some asshole that absolutely deserves it is hot. Love the passion.
Cherry on top, he makes me cum. Thank you god or jesus or whoever answered my prayers on that one, great man.
Lord I have seen what you have done for others…
 
I like masculine men who hold authority, but will cuddle with me and watch TV together at the end of the night. And truly masculine men tend to lean towards Republican ideals.
Must like dogs, including small ones like my Chihuahua.
Keep up with basic hygiene.
Not sexually selfish.
And willing and able to provide for myself and be a good father to the child that I want to have.
Will listen half heartedly to my gorlworld self TEDTalks.

I’m still on the hunt gorls. Wish me luck please.
 
Everyone knows that I'm an ideal husband. 43, self employed as a khantent creator and on demand streamer, have a wife, Khat, a family(cat named Jasper). Soon, gonna sue Raw Phill, Doody, and rest of my detractors for stealing my khantent, and be a millionaire from this lawhsuit, spawnsored by my khantent restreaming licenses.
 

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My wife likes my hands. If a man is independently rich what does he need a femoid on the farms for? I see some users who believe in magic dirt and are going to SUFFAH. As a chud I gravitated towards the visually challenged.
 
Guy hands are awesome and any reasonably fit guy who trims his nails will have good ones. Bonus points if they're noticeably larger than ours or have that very firm feel.
 
Looks:
- Curly haired men (no jewfro) are my fav.
- No baldness (I like a good head of hair)
- taller than me, preferably 1m76+/5.8+
- Good hygiene (regular showers, washes teeth at least 2 times a day, trims nails frequently, etc)
- Friendly, kind eyes
- nice smile
- Not obese and not anorexic

Personality:
- Kind towards others, but assertive in his own wants/beliefs
- Kind towards animals
- Kind towards kids
- Patient and supportive
- Not a porn addict, no weird kinks or fetishes
- Intelligent
- Not a manchild slob. Helps around the house.
- Hardworking
 
Dark haired. I love dark haired men. Straight or wavy hair. I have a preference for white men but some hispanic men are nice too. I like a man with a bit of a tan but it's more of a nice to have.

A bit of stubble as well. Not too much. I hate beards they're disgusting.
There's always something about the voice too. I love men who have that soft, manly baritone. Manly, but soft.
I also like a soft jawline on a man. Manly and well defined but not chiseled or "pointy" if that makes sense. High cheekbones too.

Lean, fit, doesn't have to be super muscular, just takes care of himself. Although I wouldn't say no to a chiseled Greek god. But not gym bros, I despise gym bros.

I like men with broad shoulders, like a well made torso. Fills a suit nicely.

Has to smell nice. In the sense of cleanliness, not perfumes. I hate perfume.
I love a man with good personal hygiene. Too many men don't even wipe their asses.

There's always something about the eyes too. Usually it's what draws me first. I don't have a particular preference for color, though a warm shade of brown or green are nice. Lookup scorpio eyes, it's a mix of that (like he can see straight into people's souls, also looks a bit crazy) but also warm with a sweetness to them. I like a man with a mischievous smile, like he's always plotting and scheming and dissecting everyone around him. Thin lips, I like thin lips.

He has to be able to hold a conversation without trying to interject little innuendos and creepiness. Can't stand men who do that thinking it makes them funny or clever. It doesn't.

I like a man with "clear eyes" that is, he looks alert and aware. I can clock a man with the pornsick stare from miles away.

Height would be anywhere from my height (5'7'') to taller.

In terms of personality I'd be lying if I said I like kind sweet men, I like them sarcastic, nasty, eccentric, obcessive and unhinged. Kind to animals though. I like artist types. I like men who can be absolutely venomous and cut right into people with their words. I like them stubborn too. I like a man I can butt heads with who isn't afraid of dishing out as much as he takes. There's nothing hotter than a pissing contest with the man I like.

I like him to have an absolutely horrible personality but be so good at hiding it everyone around him thinks he's "just a bit caustic!" and can't tell how much he despises them and what a snake he is until he turns the whole place upside down. I like men with anger issues but not so much the type who'll blow up and make a scene, more like the type who'll find some creative completely assholish way to ruin someone's life over some petty crap. The more poetically creative, the better.

I like a man who is obsessive with the one person he likes (but not sexually aggressive or inappropriate). I'd never tolerate abuse. Also not promiscuous, I abhor promiscuity. I'd even take a virgin over a fuck boy. I hate, hate men who have emotional support pickmes, I don't care how perfect he is, if I spot a handmaiden it's an instant turn off.

To top it all off he has to be into pegging and be completely hetero but I'm aware how unlikely that is.

I also prefer uncircumscribed because circumcised dicks just look kinda injured and sad... besides I'm european so I just find the whole thing odd.

I don't care for politics but I have a soft spot for politician types and middleaged conmen. Something of a fetish really.
 
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1. Tall.
2. Dark haired.
3. Intelligent.
4. Sense of humor.
5. Actually wants a relationship. I always hated one night stands and flings.
6. Has to be well read and into books.
7. Good work ethic.
8. Educated.
9. Well groomed and dresses well. No facial hair, really.
10. I can't stand men who are too muscular. That's never been attractive to me.
 
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