🐮 Lolcow Matthew Moulton / Onideus Mad Hatter - Diaperfur Humiliation Fetishist Who Thinks He's a Master Troll

[ADN_VIII]

I'm so confused. Do these people just have zero opsec because they are retarded, or are they somehow outing themselves publicly? You'd think they would at least try to cover their assess a little bit when they try to a-log someone with a proven track record of arresting Internet people.

Moulton was never known for opsec of any kind because of his pathological need for attention. I would wager that a lot of these morons that openly threaten law enforcement officers online have similar needs for attention.

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

Not sure if its been posted yet, but here's based Sheriff Mike Chitwood personally arresting Moulton after he threatened him.
From the Volusia Sheriff's Office Facebook page.
uhh based.mp4

I'm a foreigner with VPNs, how do I do maximum exposure for americans on the fact that Sheriff Mike Chitwood is a faggot against whom any terroristic threat is justified? Do they gatekeep 4chan?

 

[ilovejews]

What an impotent pussy. I understand a man needs a break when he sucks so many cocks, but using the power and resources entrusted to him to settle personal scores just paints a target on his back that third-worlders in Bamgladesh paid $0.0005/hour will gladly hit over and over if some of the neckbeards decides to splurge with his mom's CC on a bit of crypto.
Sure, that dam might never break, however let's not pretend this old fuck ever considered this. Making an example out of someone generally works only if you can actually punish those who are you trying to scare.
What a fucking retard. This will likely end with US taxpayers being a computer-iliterate fuck's personal internet army.

 

[666NASTYFUCKINGFREAK666]

If this Chitwood guy is farming for retards to arrest that's on them for falling for it. Is it really that hard to not make a criminal threat lol

For me its just so fucking gay that he records it like "Hey tough guy, bet you're really sorry now!!!" and its even more gayer that anybody he arrests isn't some fucking demented EDiot (NOT THIS GUY, a true demented, drug addicted EDiot like all of them are) who has the balls to continue to troll even in the face of assRAEP imprisonment by claiming he has a bomb in an airport or hes about to pull out a gun to shoot him.

If you're going down, atleast start getting retarded with it so that people who see the video continue to lul.

I'm so confused. Do these people just have zero opsec because they are retarded, or are they somehow outing themselves publicly? You'd think they would at least try to cover their assess a little bit when they a-log someone with a proven track record of arresting Internet people.

From what I've heard, the first guy that Chitwood arrested was some dude threatening him on 4chan which means that they got a warrant and 4chan handed over his IP details.

 

[Sheriff Mike Chitwood]

Shitwood is such a faggot piece of shit.

 

[soulgains]

He may be referring to 1 Corinthians 7:23 of English Standard Version and English Revised Version:
"You were bought with a price; do not become bondservants of men."

However, many other translations give the following:
"You were bought at a price; do not become slaves of human beings."

Both seem to refer to that Christians must refuse to accept being slaves and must revolt.
In biblical times, the term "bondmen" refers to individuals who were in a state of servitude or slavery, as per Bible Hub.
Not sure how a police officer comes into play here, but lets not go as far as to try and understand the mind of a shit-huffing diaperfag.

He's confusing an LEO with a Bail Bondsman, or thinks Bail Bondsmen are cops. Im not sure.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

Chitwood is the personification of every single “trolling victim’s” fantasy of what they want done to people who hurt their heckin’ feelings online. It’s just like those stupid scenes from TV shows of “LE TROLLS GETTING OWNED!!!” It’s shit for pussies to jerk off to.

 

[Wimmig]

Could the 'bondsman' thing be a misinterpretation having something to do with bail bonds? (Who the fuck knows?)

Though the definition hasn’t technically changed, in modern English a “bondsman” is typically used to refer to or describe exactly that, a bail bondsman. That’s what most modern people would think of after hearing/reading that word. The more archaic English verbiage for “bondsman” was someone in a status or state of bondage, basically a slave or servant. It could be forced or voluntary. In the Bible, a bondsman could be a slave/servant to a person, a servant of God such as a priest or prophet, or even a slave/servant of something evil. The verse which Matt quoted to Chitwood was originally written in Greek, and the word written was “δοῦλοι”, which translates specifically to a slave. It is used to warn about becoming enslaved by sin and turning down the cost Jesus paid in blood for our salvation. Matt completely missed the point of the verse by a mile, and in doing so he himself became a slave to the sins of wrath, hatred, and I suppose you could say judgement as well.

 

[Coberald]

Yep, its yet another Chitwood win.

 

[Pruto]

I can imagine that famous scene with Bane except sharting can be heard.
"Was getting caught part of your plan?"
*sharts* "yes"

"Nobody cared who I was until I put on the nappies"
Sherrif Chitwood: "If I take that off will you die?"
"It would be extremely painful"
Sherrif Chitwood: "You're a big guy"
intense sharting sounds "For you"

 

[Ferryman]

4chan handed over his IP details

Just goes to show what a shitheap modern day 4chan is. Any website that forbids posting through a VPN or Tor routing is not worth the time of day.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

"You aren't gonna see mickey mouse on this trip!!"
Sir you delusional faggot don't drag Mickey's name into this! You're talking to a deranged diaper fetishist!

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

He cant even look him in the eye and admit what he truly feels. That is the mentality of your average keyboard warrior.

 

[Begemot]

Moulton was never known for opsec of any kind because of his pathological need for attention. I would wager that a lot of these morons that openly threaten law enforcement officers online have similar needs for attention.

Correct. I think the flogs obsessed with Chitwood in this thread are likely acolytes or sex slaves of Matthew. Give it up, dawg, he's arrested. He can't hurt you any more.

I thought he was at least smarter than this. Lost a bit of weight.

He was obsessed with being the smartest guy in the room. He sold himself as a debonair Gen X inventor or coder or chaos agent full of 'psyops'. It was obviously a cry for help. All we need now is Autphag or Mikemikev to do a murder suicide and we'll truly be kicking it old school in lolcow wonderment.

 

[Drive-By Comment]

If we made a thread about Chitwood, do you think he'd try to arrest Null?

 

[StacticShock]

Shitwood is such a faggot piece of shit.

what do you mean? cartel members can shoot back at him and he don't want to be shot at though i understand, i don't like being shot at either but my job doesn't involve the risk of being shot at, unlike his...

did anyone warn him about the retarded tranny he arrested though? like many kiwis pointed out he is probably helping the tranny reach a orgasm by humiliating him since he can't have it via normal ways.

 

[Niggolash]

The age of DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS is over. TOTAL CHIT-FILLED DIAPER VICTORY!

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

"We will make sure your cell has rubber in it."

That guy is such a chad, lmao

 

[AnOminous]

Do cops exist to catch actual criminals anymore or do they just stir up outrage in the name of zog.

You've just given him another nickname. Sheriff ZOGwood.

You see zomg based pr stunt I see that a us police officers main priority seems to be seething online at people that don't like him.

Lol calm down. He is literally a homosexual drag queen.

No, this is not filtered, this is actually shit this faggot does.

This is some hilarious cow on cow action.

HE LITERALLY TWEETED THIS HIMSELF.

He could very well run into a situation where another state tells him to fuck off and if he is mad about it go to the beach and pound sand.

That's not how extradition works. It's automatic. There's no discretion involved.

Fun fact: @Sheriff Mike Chitwood is the actual REAL Sheriff Godwood!

 

[moocow]

Still, I hope sheriff Chitwood gets voted out of his position for being so obsessed with people online and show boating when doing his job. Making media stunts out of every little incident just inflames it and makes them more common. This goading is probably just an ego trip thing for him.

It is, and he likely will. This shit embarrasses Volusia county. This faggot is throwing an ongoing hissy fit with internet anons while just a couple counties to the south, Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd grandstands just as hard ... announcing prostitution stings, child abuser busts, firing his own officers on the rare occasions they're caught being bad, reminding residents to shoot to kill if someone breaks into their homes to rob them, and generally using the press the way Trump does and not giving one shit what they think as he serves his constituents (the press particularly hates him reminding the plebs they have gun rights that he openly supports). He names names and loves humiliating actual scumbags, and he doesn't just arrest softies. Chitwood's a little bitch in comparison.