🐮 Lolcow Matthew Moulton / Onideus Mad Hatter - Diaperfur Humiliation Fetishist Who Thinks He's a Master Troll

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Not Funny dijo:
What is it with people threatening this sheriff in particular? Do they think they're going to get away with it?
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I'd have to imagine this is the case with lots of public figures, it's just that most of them have the werewithal and self-control to not orchestrate a bunch of meme arrests to own da chuds.
 
Yeah but doesn't he always fly them in from other states? It's not like he's just meeting them at some intersection they can pull up to, it's always airport footage.
 
I saw the name "Onideus Mad Hatter" appear on this website tonight. In my head I could hear the whirring blades of the Huey as "Fortunate Son" blared over the PA radio. I have not thought about this guy I think since fucking W was in office. Wow.
 
(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Cancer ♥ dijo:
Sheriff's mostly do paperwork, PR, dick around at the courthouse and run the jail. Somehow I don't think this guy avoiding the occasional PR stunt would improve the lives of the average citizen very much. Being a diaper fetishist may not be illegal (yet, inshAllah) but the Chit found a way to get the job done. That's a true innovation in police work
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Every drunk retard getting arrested asks if the cops dont have more important things to do. 1 as if that means theyre free to just comitt lesser offenses and need to be let go and 2 as if its a choice. They can and likely are doing both.
 
Sneed Force One dijo:
He may be referring to 1 Corinthians 7:23 of English Standard Version and English Revised Version:
"You were bought with a price; do not become bondservants of men."
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“You were bought at a price; do not become slaves of men.”
NKJV is the most accurate translation of the original Greek texts into English. For anyone not used to reading Scripture, this verse basically means that our sins were paid for through Jesus’ sacrificial crucifixion, and to not become enslaved to these sins. Some people come up with the craziest interpretations of Scripture that completely miss the point. No wonder there’s over 30,000 Protestant denominations.
Don’t be a slave to sin? Wow, I guess I have to threaten to kill law enforcement. Brilliant.
 
(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Cancer ♥ dijo:
Chitwood is kind of growing on me, purely because all the spergs he's had arrested have been embarrassing neckbeards.
Can't Hit the Chit 8)
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I felt pity for the first two chuds because look I do think edgy posts on 4chan are generally just edgy shitposting. But at this point you write about, “UNALIVING CHITWOOD IN MINECRAFT” you get what you fucking deserve, fucking morons. Throw the book at em Sheriff!
 
In Florida sheriffs are regular county-level law enforcement. They aren't just warrant and courthouse guys. Also try committing a crime in front of a sheriff anywhere in the US, see what happens. They are 100% authorized to arrest you

If this Chitwood guy is farming for retards to arrest that's on them for falling for it. Is it really that hard to not make a criminal threat lol
 
On one hand, Chitwood consistently draws the ire and agro of retards who threaten him. They are almost all deserving of it because not only are they gross and disgusting, they are stupid and don’t understand how easy it is for websites to give them up after seeing this happen like 20 times.

On the other, Chitwood comes across like a fag for wasting resources on this. Even if he does get the arrestee to pay for the flight that’s still man hours for his ego.

At some point this is going to result in a Civil Rights case that’ll ruin Chitwood or at the very least fuck his county. The game he is playing feels like someone smart enough could easily set up a retard in a position where they could be wrongfully imprisoned for an easy settlement and opportunity to embarrass the police.
 
HodgePodgeRogerDodger dijo:
On one hand, Chitwood consistently draws the ire and agro of retards who threaten him. They are almost all deserving of it because not only are they gross and disgusting, they are stupid and don’t understand how easy it is for websites to give them up after seeing this happen like 20 times.

On the other, Chitwood comes across like a fag for wasting resources on this. Even if he does get the arrestee to pay for the flight that’s still man hours for his ego.

At some point this is going to result in a Civil Rights case that’ll ruin Chitwood or at the very least fuck his county. The game he is playing feels like someone smart enough could easily set up a retard in a position where they could be wrongfully imprisoned for an easy settlement and opportunity to embarrass the police.
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We need to get Sargon on the case right now.

I wouldn't even rape Chitwood.

Boom slam dunk case. 6 figure lawsuit.
 
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I'm so confused. Do these people just have zero opsec because they are retarded, or are they somehow outing themselves publicly? You'd think they would at least try to cover their assess a little bit when they a-log someone with a proven track record of arresting Internet people.
 
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HodgePodgeRogerDodger dijo:
At some point this is going to result in a Civil Rights case that’ll ruin Chitwood or at the very least fuck his county. The game he is playing feels like someone smart enough could easily set up a retard in a position where they could be wrongfully imprisoned for an easy settlement and opportunity to embarrass the police.
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Not even that bad. Chitwood is flying very close to the sun. For one thing his entire big guy autism relies on the interstate compact. He is not a federal official. He could very well run into a situation where another state tells him to fuck off and if he is mad about it go to the beach and pound sand.

Hes a common name at this point as a hated mongoloid, and eventually this is going to catch up to him. Never mind a civil rights lawsuit, this retard could cause an interstate constitutional crisis because a State will refuse extradition and tell Florida to go cry to the Feds about it.
 
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