🐮 Lolcow Matthew Moulton / Onideus Mad Hatter - Diaperfur Humiliation Fetishist Who Thinks He's a Master Troll

[Big Lenny]

Shitwood is such a faggot piece of shit.

He's insufferable, but generally speaking the people he brings in are troglodytes.

 

[MeltyTW]

Do cops exist to catch actual criminals anymore or do they just stir up outrage in the name of zog. There's probably multiple rapes or homiciding happening

Chitwood is kind of growing on me, purely because all the spergs he's had arrested have been embarrassing neckbeards.
Can't Hit the Chit 8)

I'd warm up to him if he did his job instead of social media hounding

 

[ellroy]

Not sure if its been posted yet, but here's based Sheriff Mike Chitwood personally arresting Moulton after he threatened him.
From the Volusia Sheriff's Office Facebook page.
uhh based.mp4

He will definitely need a diaper after being in a Florida jail.

 

[Sammich]

He's insufferable, but generally speaking the people he brings in are troglodytes.

Mostly the worst of the worst for sure, but it's not like he's going ot show anyone that isn't the bottom of the barrel type person.

 

[Pickle Man]

He actually wear those shitty ass blue glasses and he alot shorter irl then I thought. Maybe they should do a search of his PC while he still arrested.

 

[Sneed Force One]

He may be referring to 1 Corinthians 7:23 of English Standard Version and English Revised Version:
"You were bought with a price; do not become bondservants of men."

However, many other translations give the following:
"You were bought at a price; do not become slaves of human beings."

Both seem to refer to that Christians must refuse to accept being slaves and must revolt.
In biblical times, the term "bondmen" refers to individuals who were in a state of servitude or slavery, as per Bible Hub.
Not sure how a police officer comes into play here, but lets not go as far as to try and understand the mind of a shit-huffing diaperfag.

 

[Jace on ice]

Everyone Chitwood arrests looks exactly the same.

Fat
Greasy hair
Neckbeard
Soiled pajama/sweatpants

 

[Cancer ♥]

I'd warm up to him if he did his job instead of social media hounding

I believe a pants shitting EDiot is a greater threat than most of the nigs and tweakers in his jurisdiction. If I lived in the worst state, he'd have my vote

 

[MeltyTW]

Everyone Chitwood arrests looks exactly the same.

Fat
Greasy hair
Neckbeard
Soiled pajama/sweatpants

Arresting rapists and murderers is hard because they'll actually fight back you see. Easier to sit in the ac and f5 4chan kiwifarms and ed and hope arresting the occasional fetal alcohol sperg who fucks up is enough to keep donos from zog rolling in if they said anything about jews

I believe a pants shitting EDiot is a greater threat than most of the nigs and tweakers in his jurisdiction. If I lived in the worst state, he'd have my vote

I'd rather niggers not shoot and rape people while the kosher stooge browses 4chan personally

 

[Rimanah]

If we made a thread about Chitwood, do you think he'd try to arrest Null?

Absolutely. He’s such a fucking faggot, it baffles me that he’s stayed in power. Guess it helps that everyone he arrests are equally bottom of the barrel humans

 

[HackerX]

Everyone Chitwood arrests looks exactly the same.

Fat
Greasy hair
Neckbeard
Soiled pajama/sweatpants

Yeah, it's one of those things where I dislike the guy on principle, but every time one of these arrest clips get out, the person looks like that. Every single time. Maybe Chitwood is onto something?

 

[Snorky]

Is it just me or does he sound a bit like Herbert from Family Guy?

 

[harbringer883]

Not sure if its been posted yet, but here's based Sheriff Mike Chitwood personally arresting Moulton after he threatened him.
From the Volusia Sheriff's Office Facebook page.
uhh based.mp4

Hello? Based Department?

 

[Clotso Coof]

Being in prison is the best way to legally take a shit in front of strangers. You've got a metal toilet in your cell, a cellmate, other inmates and guards walking by...just think of all that shitting exposure! (Downside: Getting curb stomped for being a disgusting pervert)

 

[Hex Cat]

How many fat asses gotta get arrested by shitwood before people come to the conclusion that you shouldn't threaten to kill him even in Minecraft?

 

[Cancer ♥]

I'd rather niggers not shoot and rape people while the kosher stooge browses 4chan personally

Sheriff's mostly do paperwork, PR, dick around at the courthouse and run the jail. Somehow I don't think this guy avoiding the occasional PR stunt would improve the lives of the average citizen very much. Being a diaper fetishist may not be illegal (yet, inshAllah) but the Chit found a way to get the job done. That's a true innovation in police work

 

[woduqu]

He may be referring to 1 Corinthians 7:23 of English Standard Version and English Revised Version:
"You were bought with a price; do not become bondservants of men."

However, many other translations give the following:
"You were bought at a price; do not become slaves of human beings."

Both seem to refer to that Christians must refuse to accept being slaves and must revolt.
In biblical times, the term "bondmen" refers to individuals who were in a state of servitude or slavery, as per Bible Hub.
Not sure how a police officer comes into play here, but lets not go as far as to try and understand the mind of a shit-huffing diaperfag.

I like your line of thinking here because I wondered the same thing. What the fuck is he talking about with the Sheriff not being a Christian because he's a bondsman (i.e. slave)? You're right, I think about the verse in Corinthians, but the commentaries don't think it supports revolting (which the early Christians were against).

Some think it could mean not to sell themselves into slavery (which people might do to satisfy debts or whatever else). But the general sense is that it's more a metaphorical instruction of maintaining their mental liberty by not slavishly following the teachings of men or not being enslaved to their bodily desires.

Now, what the fuck does any of this have to do with the situation? Not clear. My first thought is that maybe he has the subject and object reversed and he's saying the sheriff is man who enslaves people (by arresting them). But maybe instead he means that the Sheriff is a bondsman of the government, following their orders no matter what they are.

I don't know. That's all I got.

 

[Sir Dank-a-Lot]

That video is almost three years old. He's already been convicted and sent to prison.

 

[fentanyl tester]

this nigga chitwood sounds fruity af

 

[Rick The Stick]

Do cops exist to catch actual criminals anymore or do they just stir up outrage in the name of zog. There's probably multiple rapes or homiciding happening

I'd warm up to him if he did his job instead of social media hounding

Yeah he's the only cop in all of Florida. Really shitty of him to do this. Smh my head.