💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Vibralldo]

"Can I still have sex with it?"
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hC_AY-M0SRMNick, This is your worst attempt at being funny since the one about a cop's order at Denny's.

I hear you can get super buzzed by idling your car in the garage.

Nick's sense of humor is 50% "they're fat" and 50% publicly admitting to his gay fetishes as a "joke"

 

[DemsBNutz]

So No one has claimed they sent the medallion... But now that monty has said uncle... Is the rubber mask going to come off revealing he sent it to speed up the fall of baldo. Or better story we are going to see a second medallion appear?? A spite medallion? That would be funny.

 

[Meat Target]

Nick's sense of humor is 50% "they're fat" and 50% publicly admitting to his gay fetishes as a "joke"

It's the kind of joke I would find cringe and unfunny in middle school. And I was an immature tryhard faggot back then.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

So No one has claimed they sent the medallion... But now that monty has said uncle... Is the rubber mask going to come off revealing he sent it to speed up the fall of baldo. Or better story we are going to see a second medallion appear?? A spite medallion? That would be funny.

He probably ordered it himself because he really wanted it, he's a fan of ChrisChan but he has to keep it secret.

 

[Steve Seagull]

He probably ordered it himself because he really wanted it, he's a fan of ChrisChan but he has to keep it secret.

Chris Chan was a teflon tard too... until he landed in jail. Better keep that medallion close.

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

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Well monty is bending the knee. Apparently hes too broke now.

Archive for Fags.

Dammit. I was hoping people would be lining up to donate now that Hardin had taken over. Oh well.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

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Chris Chan was a teflon tard too... until he landed in jail. Better keep that medallion close.

I hope he keeps that confidence for his lolsuits because they're going to be epic.

 

[Meat Target]

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Chris Chan was a teflon tard too... until he landed in jail. Better keep that medallion close.

Remember, Nick is the successor to Ralph. Any W he gets will be short-lived, and then eclipsed by a milestone felting.

 

[PrestonHolt]

So No one has claimed they sent the medallion... But now that monty has said uncle... Is the rubber mask going to come off revealing he sent it to speed up the fall of baldo. Or better story we are going to see a second medallion appear?? A spite medallion? That would be funny.

At this point Im willing to belive that sonichu demon is real, and it send medalions to people who were alread on path to selfdestruct to spread its influence wider and quicker.

Dammit. I was hoping people would be lining up to donate now that Hardin had taken over. Oh well.

I guess Hardin was honest enough to tell monty he can't go long mile with how much bulshit randaza did, and it was to late to gather money, im sure if he did another wave of croudfounding and was shouted out by certain people he'd have enough but oh well, another W for nick to make next L even bigger, as per usuall with him.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1943320123596505420

https://archive.is/WAXQh

Nick's trifling with forces beyond his understanding
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"I can orgasm to anything except my busted ass wife."

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1943320123596505420 https://archive.is/WAXQh Nick's trifling with forces beyond his understanding

This is not even how he's supposed to sexually abuse the Medallion. Nick really need to take some Christory lessons, on top of his legal training.

 

[not william stenchever]

Nick has gotten a technical draw at a exponentially higher cost to himself than his opponent. Because there was no fee shifting (something Nick was clearly gunning for) he is stuck paying Randazza's full bill.

Rekieta losses: half a bag of doritos sassily eaten, 1 house foreclosed, 1 house sold, 1 gay lover, 1 dosed child, 26 grams of cocaine (purity unknown)

Result: Decisive Monty Strategic Victory, New Randazza BMW, and the establishment of the KNU as the new global reserve currency.

 

[PrestonHolt]

Rekieta losses: half a bag of doritos sassily eaten, 1 house foreclosed, one house sold, one dosed child

Result: Decisive Monty Strategic Victory

We should never forget that coke stream happened after Monty sued, no matter how much nitrous nick huffs, Monty's one action fucked him so badly he needed to do cocke during livestream and prompted everything else. I belive we all in this thread should thank Montograph for providing us with such entertainment.

 

[not william stenchever]

Monty's one action fucked him so badly he needed to do cocke

I hope you keep the typo.

 

[Sneed Force One]

I can see Nick settling into a 800 - 1500 viewer stream where TPBITU / "Onionverse" / Anti-Kiwifarms alogs sit around and jerk off to whatever Nick says, simply by the virtue of "pissing off the other side" instead of content with any creative value. It worked for Ralph for years and took a long time to siphon off the viewership.

The question is, despite the views, will it be profitable? Will Kayla continue to tolerate Nick's schemes at relevance? Nick could barely summon two cohosts for a few days at a time. Who is going to be Nick's Gator or Zidane? Drex has abandoned him, who else will pick up the mantle? GriftyIRL? Tugsimp?

 

[TheGuntinator]

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Well monty is bending the knee. Apparently hes too broke now.

Archive for Fags.

Damn it, we were this close to the repossession arc. We could have had Montegraph livestreaming the repo, and testing every surface for cocaine residue. Nothing ever happens.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

I can see Nick settling into a 800 - 1500 viewer stream where TPBITU / "Onionverse" / Anti-Kiwifarms alogs sit around and jerk off to whatever Nick says, simply by the virtue of "pissing off the other side" instead of content with any creative value. It worked for Ralph for years and took a long time to siphon off the viewership.

The question is, despite the views, will it be profitable? Will Kayla continue to tolerate Nick's schemes at relevance? Nick could barely summon two cohosts for a few days at a time. Who is going to be Nick's Gator or Zidane? Drex has abandoned him, who else will pick up the mantle? GriftyIRL? Tugsimp?

Nick doesn't need to be profitable. He just has to pretend to be busy. Mommy bails him out when he needs it.

 

[PrestonHolt]

The question is, despite the views, will it be profitable?

I mean, the question is, will Mom and Pop keep supporing this life? If they will he can be whatever he want, he can scream at josh till his parents die and he gets petrofac money, which most likely will be wasted in few years on legal warfare, drugs, hookers and garbage paintings.

 

[RotPockets]

Dammit. I was hoping people would be lining up to donate now that Hardin had taken over. Oh well.

I rolled my eyes when I saw he was switching attorneys, from “Pro Bono” to “Community Funded”. So I presume this was being said sarcastically.

Ruling on the field; unforced error - self inflicted Monty L, with no Rekieta W.

 

[Maker's Mark]

Watched the Rekieta clip on last night's Casino. The new haircut makes him look even more AIDS riddled.