💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[AltisticRight]

What is that hairstyle? He looks like an even gayer Jack Dorety whatever that worthless pimp's name is spelt.

Gross.

This motherfucker finally took a shower. This is the first time in ages this faggot's hair hasn't looked like a greasy, matted-up mess.

I thought you were describing his cooking for a moment.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

These two fat cunts deserve each other.

 

[CoomerTine]

His stream is so boring the thread stopped

 

[Redo of Healer Fan]

Whatever do you mean? All I see is a normal, well adjusted, middle-aged man.
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Look guys, I'm not drinking alcohol, I'm totally clean! Instead I'm having coke- wait, not THAT kind of coke, uh, it's totally normal Coca-Cola... not the 1886 formulation... which I'd prefer, but the gubment says I'm not allowed to have fun.

 

[Gorton Colu]

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What the fuck did this man do to his hair? He got a beavis cut.

Nice rat's nest, dummy. It doesn't help you look less bald in case thats what you were attempting.

 

[Vibralldo]

You’re trying to keep your personal stuff out of the stream? Lol since when

That's for Melton's stream
And pretty antisocial
And whatever random 5 viewer dabbleverse streams
And his private locals streams

"I can't keep reading this. It's too long."

Nick's such a whiny faggot.

 

[Captain Manning]

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These two fat cunts deserve each other.

Who? Nick and Megan, or Megan and Kurt?

I still think Kurt > Megan. I know Kurt has his issues, but holy shit, I can not think of a single good thing to say about Megan in terms of how she's handled the whole Rekieta thing.

His stream is so boring the thread stopped

Awwww crap.

THERE'S A CLOG IN THE BALLDO CHUTE!

@AltisticRight, get your ass in gear!

*AR comes up and unclogs the Balldo Chute with his janny mop*

AR: Shut your hole!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Who?

Nick and Megan are the only fat cunts referenced. Kurt is an oddball but he’s not a cunt.

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

Is this how Nick plans to get this thread to stop, by streaming absolute garbage bore streams to numb everyone into a stupor? It's kind of working.

 

[SkuSucka]

He goes from complete degenerate trash like "Aaron ate my goo," to "you are not a reliable narrator."

There's a really funny explanation for this, it's him trying to remember how to sound "lawyerly" because he believes it adds credence to whatever asinine shit he's saying. If he had enough brain matter left to come up with a way to make good eating sound legal and official he would absolutely phrase it that way.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

What a surprise, he’s using his “ailment” to claim he shouldn’t be made to do manual labor as part of community service.

 

[Peace Through Power]

Ok, what is he using now. He is obviously not clean

 

[Vibralldo]

Is this how Nick plans to get this thread to stop, by streaming absolute garbage bore streams to numb everyone into a stupor? It's kind of working.

That's what originally got Nick labelled a dead cow

He's the only cow that gets more boring the more content he makes.

 

[TexOffender]

Ok, what is he using now. He is obviously not clean
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He looks like maybe someone smacked him on his nose.

 

[Stiffy]

L

Ok, what is he using now. He is obviously not clean
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Looks like he's using cum gel, like in Something about Mary. He probably keeps Aaron's in his freezer.

 

[Vibralldo]

Ok, what is he using now. He is obviously not clean
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He's definitely putting something in his drinks

He could just be drinking alcohol thinking he won't be tested

 

[Red Frida]

He's definitely putting something in his drinks

He could just be drinking alcohol thinking he won't be tested

He won't be tested. Candy yoshi county is run by a bunch of bitches.

 

[Peace Through Power]

He's definitely putting something in his drinks

He could just be drinking alcohol thinking he won't be tested

He acts like he is on stimulants. Eyes darting around constantly

 

[Tiki_Fox]

He looks like maybe someone smacked him on his nose.

I'm votting bath salts.

 

[Vibralldo]

I'm votting bath salts.

Addy snorting

Is he pausing the stream at all?