💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

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That hairstyle is fooling absolutely no one, baldy.

 

[CoomerTine]

Already complaining about having to work off his criminal charges

 

[TexOffender]

Already complaining about having to work off his criminal charges

After getting off extremely easy too.

 

[MissyMissy]

Lol. Is he trying to go full broccoli boy with this new hair cut?

 

[AnOminous]

That hairstyle is fooling absolutely no one, baldy.

He's hoping his BALDy distracts from his BALLDo.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Narcissists HATE getting older. They often dress and style themselves way too young for their age. That’s what this hairstyle is about.

Nick: You’re getting older every day and it shows. Deal with it.

 

[King George III]

What the fuck did this man do to his hair? He got a beavis cut.

Whatever do you mean? All I see is a normal, well adjusted, middle-aged man.

 

[CoomerTine]

You’re trying to keep your personal stuff out of the stream? Lol since when

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Whatever do you mean? All I see is a normal, well adjusted, middle-aged man.
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His arms look SO bad. Holy fuck.

 

[Sneed Force One]

I'm feeling a solid "IIIA" on the Norwood Scale.

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

After getting off extremely easy too.

Has he said what kind of community service he is doing?

 

[Sneed Force One]

Is it just me or has he lost even more muscle?
His head looks huge compared to his frame, I can't tell if its an optical thing like his lens is fucked or its a real physiological difference.

 

[Pelican Bones]

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What the fuck did this man do to his hair? He got a beavis cut.

This motherfucker finally took a shower. This is the first time in ages this faggot's hair hasn't looked like a greasy, matted-up mess.

 

[SigmaBalls]

I will laugh so hard when Nick hits "N64 Controller" on the norwood hairline scale.

 

[Sneed Force One]

EVERYTHING HE FUCKING SAYS IS "I DON'T KNOW", "I HAVEN'T READ IT", "I DUNNO"
What do you spend your day on Balldo? Your knowledge of pop culture and modern political discourse is abysmal.

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[CoomerTine]

Oh good more cooking with Kurt coverage

 

[oh no im late for school]

Oh good more cooking with Kurt coverage

what else did you think he was going to do after taking such a long break, talk about the fucking law or something?

 

[Sneed Force One]

Oh good more cooking with Kurt coverage

Yeah I clocked out, let me know the viewer dip once he starts lmao

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Nick says, “I love Kurt’s cooking videos, I think they’re amazing”

As he smugly drinks a Gatorade.

What is the point of alogging if you’re going to be so passive aggressive. Lame.

 

[CoomerTine]

Fat Megan Fox isn’t being warmly received in chat

Brutal, like her waistline