🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Frederica Bernkastel]

>Dude is named pirate software
>Has a problem with game preservation
Some people just can't help themselves

 

[Soyjak Enjoyer]

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this some palpatine drama

'the attempt on my life has left me a pussy and a faggot'

Jesus fucking christ not even Keffals moralfagged this hard over an embellished swatting story

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

>Dude is named pirate software
>Has a problem with game preservation
Some people just can't help themselves

Pirate Software: Software That Steals From You

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

This didn't turn out nearly as funny as I thought it would, but fuck it, I wasted braincells on this and so will you :

1:05

 

[Revolved]

He's not trans yet.

For his sake, I hope he did get swatted. Right now the children and troons in his Discord seem to earnestly believe this all about SKG. Lying about something so serious is the type of thing that might drive away his paypigs. Optimistic, I know, but nobody likes to be manipulated.

 

[kiwifarms net]

Seeing the Maldcord screenshots makes me feel sad for all the users there. They just want to believe in him!! Why would he have any reason to lie about anything?! His reasons are just logical!! He's logical, I tell you!! And I know it's logical because he told me it's logical!! So he's definitely not lying about being logical because he's too logical to lie!!!

I wonder if there's a written protocol for dealing with narcissists out there. Might help the remnants of his hopeful fanbase get over their e-daddy, or at least prevent future optimists from being exploited by the next e-daddy. The simplest rule of thumb I can think of is saying "don't feed the trolls," since there's literally nothing you can say or do to a bad faith actor like a narcissist without it just feeding their ego somehow. Narcissists are basically natural-born trolls, except they're not doing it for sport or rhetoric, it's just their entire life: Sabotaging everyone around them nonstop while pretending the entire world is magically biased against them because they can't help themselves.

Negativity? "Ooh, those nasty, evil haters can't stop thinking about me!!!" and similar inversions for ego-feeding.
Positivity? "Donate to my Patreon so I can buy more ferrets to shove the garden gnome into!!!" because it's never enough.
The only winning move is not to play. But since this is the internet, there will always be someone getting baited in. Sad!

 

[Adam Copium]

Pirate Software: Software That Steals From You

Kinda like Adobe amirite

 

[penava]

I'd love to see Mald go full Patrick S. Tomlinson and start childing people, he's already got the pitybegging over fake swatting down.

 

[crowabunga]

This is disrespectful to yanderedev. While he was lazy, and weird I believe he ACTUALLY had some competency coding compared to jason. Like seriously, its a 3d game, it had some degree of stealth system, actual 3d animations, physics..... It wasn't ENTIRELY crap

I refuse to believe jason is as good as that

Damn, YandereDev is getting a Star Wars prequel trilogy style reevaluation thanks to Mald.

I'd love to see Mald go full Patrick S. Tomlinson and start childing people, he's already got the pitybegging over fake swatting down.

What's Mald's target ethnicity/processed meat combo gonna be?

 

[SandyCat]

I'd love to see Mald go full Patrick S. Tomlinson and start childing people, he's already got the pitybegging over fake swatting down.

"Insane behavior, stalker child. *stretches* Enjoy being socially engineered into prison."

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

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AND IT'S NOTCH WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!!!
He's a bit late to this party, but I still had a hearty chuckle.

 

[Tayto]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=l38TMl8AizQGame Killers Attack Stop Killing Games [l38TMl8AizQ].webm

I hope that whoever is dealing with the political face-to-face aspects of SKG, when addressing the lobbyists "concerns", they bring up every single one of the points made in this video, particularly Roblox's outright endorsement of government involvement & oversight.

Fuck the demons with their own spiky, shit encrusted dildos'.

 

[RaxxScholar]

Damn, YandereDev is getting a Star Wars prequel trilogy style reevaluation thanks to Mald.

What's Mald's target ethnicity/processed meat combo gonna be?

No stalker child, I do not grind african american children up into ferret feed, spreading these lies is honestly insane behavior.

 

[SlyVMan]

Guess who decided to reply to one of the code review videos?

Link to the comment below, it will be the highlighted one under the vid:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHwhiz0s2x8&lc=UgyvV1nutsxdOifbLgR4AaABAg

 

[Not your Buddy Holly]

Guess who decided to reply to one of the code review videos?
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Link to the comment below, it will be the highlighted one under the vid:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHwhiz0s2x8&lc=UgyvV1nutsxdOifbLgR4AaABAg

>Code monkeys that actually know what they're doing and reviewing his shit coding starting to get under his skin
lol, lmao. Your fucking code sucks ass and everyone knows it now. Get fucked, Fagtree.

 

[100%black]

Guess who decided to reply to one of the code review videos?

Link to the comment below, it will be the highlighted one under the vid:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHwhiz0s2x8&lc=UgyvV1nutsxdOifbLgR4AaABAg

LMAO. His ballwashers are in the comments chain going "Heh, well, you see, you just don't understand 20 years experience superdev code.". I can't believe these people.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Guess who decided to reply to one of the code review videos?

This dude cannot stop himself from replying.

 

[Baldavius Dicktree]

Literally ALL he has to do is just shut the fuck up it's such a simple solution that any giga brain 20 year industry veteran mega hacker should be able to see but no he keeps giving people more fuel

can't believe he dropped a "hope this helps"

 

[Glowie]

"Insane behavior, stalker child. *stretches* Enjoy being socially engineered into prison."

I can imagine the dialogue between the two fatrick being proven spousal abuse
"Listen young stalker, you must always play the victim, always. You too good to do anything wrong, humility is weakness. I wouldn't be in here with my new boyfriend Tyrone who has thing for brats"

This furfag hasn't coded a damn thing that's worth a damn thing.

 

[Tingle]

Apologies if this has been brought up previously in the thread (call me a faggot I already searched some keywords and don't want to manually go through ~900 pages) but in my perusal of Mald's online presence discovered an AMA on Reddit from back in 2016 that's ironic, to say the least considering recent developments. Blue italicized comments my own, yellow bolded text for emphasis. Archive

Jason "Thor" Hall (aka Maldavius Figree) wrote:
My short bio:

• Wore many hats at Blizzard Entertainment over my 6 year career. (Does not explain which "hats" he wore, besides the currently known "QA bitch hat" that he pawns off as a developer credit)
• Left Blizzard with the title of Senior Red Team Specialist. (Does not explain what this means)
• Won a Black Badge at DefCon 23 from 1o57. (It's radioactive) (Does not explain what this means) -- (https://archive.is/EtXmx / "This badge, which is also known as the black badge, is reserved for people [and teams] who are first to solve one of the official DEF CON challenges. It grants lifetime free admission and opens just about any door when listed on your resume.) (https://archive.is/0D1D1 / DEF CON 23 Black Badges ... Badge Challenge, Winner: Council of Nine | Members: erbbysam (@erbbysam), ben, if_, junkmail (@jumknail3), mstc (@M57C), 0rigen (@_0rigen), qa_ninja, Thor, w1p30u7, Wumpus, ziot (@bbuerhaus) )
• I make cryptographic puzzles for the hacking community on the side. (No idea what this is, may have been covered earlier in thread)
• I started my own indie game development company and our first game is on Greenlight (Link is 404 but I assume links to his earlier/earliest games)
• I like potatoes, narwhals, and bacon. (Please keep in mind this was posted in 2016)

[deleted] asks: What do you like about mainstream games and what do you hate about them? Alternatively, what do you hate and like about indie games?

Mald responds:
MainStream Games:

• I like that in general you can expect a massive level of quality, polish, and support from some major developers. There are exceptions to this but if I am paying 40-60 USD I have an expectation of service and more often than not I receive it. (If not immediately)
• Major developers lay the groundwork and interest in gaming as a whole for indie devs to have a home.
• For instance a company like Nintendo/Sony/Microsoft builds a console or Valve creates Steam which gives smaller guys a chance to release things.
• I dislike that a lot of times developers are disconnected or removed from their creations to either work on the next big thing or because the grind burns them out.
• I dislike the lack of innovation brought on by the worry of profitability. More often than not something that is "safe" is chosen over something that is "new".

Indie Games:

• The quality and polish of games varies wildly as does the support, this is a bit of a turn off at times. (This comment aged incredibly poorly.)
• However the cost of most indie games is generally much lower so the investment doesn't burn as badly if it's not to your liking.
• Indie Games do something that major developers rarely get the opportunity to do, take wild gambles.
• I love indie games because of those gambles, you can see crazy experimental concepts in action that just wont pass reviews in a Triple A. We made a bullet-hell arcade game about shooting breakfast foods out of a toaster for instance.

[deleted] asks: What is your best advice for an indie developer who is hard at work producing a game?

Mald responds:
Play your game early and often. Don't wait for it to have proper art or anything other than gray blocks. If your game is fun as gray blocks it will be fun with fully realized graphics.I just started my indie development adventure myself and our first game is up on Greenlight now. Start small, do something you know you can finish, play your game, and have fun.

alucard333 asks: How did you get to work at Blizzard Entertainment? Did you just apply randomly and they accepted? What was their process for hiring you? Also, why did you leave Blizzard?
What courses did you undertake at university? What really got you into designing games?

Mald responds:
I studied to be an entomologist for a few years and left there to follow my then hobby of hacking and go freelance. Spent a long time freelancing and gaining skills then applied at Blizzard. I waited around 6 months and got a job as a Night Crew Game Tester which is a temp job. Spent a few years climbing from there to get where I was. I left to make indie games, a big risk but I wanted to be creative in my job and so far I love this.
I have always been an avid DnD DM amongst other pen and paper games. I just really love making worlds and seeing how other people go through them. There is a certain rush to putting your ideas on paper and having someone else experience them. (Notably, he makes ZERO mention of his father working at Blizzard and being his in to the company to begin with, despite now endlessly bragging about how his dad worked at Blizzard and is the reason he got to work at Blizzard)