🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[StacticShock]

idk guys the global.storyline_array is genius programming, an array just works and the community only needs 4000 bytes to mod the game or something.
structs, or god forbid, a json is niggershit, a single big array is data oriented and shit, no cache misses here.

by the looks of it the array is supposed to be a controller, don't know exactly why but hey the entire thing is supposed to be retarded on purpose.

he looks freaky and manic. creepy.

well, he is a jeet so...

 

[Black Man Underwear]

His name is Seethavius, Maldavius even.

 

[Roachbound]

He certainly doesn't want Blizzard to rehire him, given that Heartbound features a hellish office level as one of the first (and so far only) levels in the entire game. He hated working an easy nepobaby office job so much that hell is how he views office work and Blizzard now.

Hmm, the hellilsh office level represents his time as a below minimum wage game tester. I think he'd be fine if he landed back at Blizzard with some cushy executive job due to his streaming success and his father's connections, something like "executive of marketing at blizzard" where he just lounges around all day outside of the office. He'd justify it to his remaining parasocial simps that "I've stated many times that "I fucking hate how the industry is now" and now I can be hands on and change that" like the slimy cunt he is

Seething about videos that question his credentials
0:16 - He never did any dev work at blizzard, he was doing dev stuff as a freelancer while working at blizzard. You just got confused;
maldseethecareer-c.mp4

There's another clip where he says "QA isn't dev work"

0:31

Rule of Mald again, he ALWAYS has a clip that contradicts another clip. Below shows where Mald says "QA is dev work" and "I was a dev at blizzard"

QADevelopers-HPHSDAjpnE4-11561.mp4

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Back to the clip from Slimpack's post, this quote is fucking insane

"I've had a whole career of doing stuff, and people[detractors] go "That's impossible, I've never done anything", and it's like, then go do something, like do anything, like god dude"

This kind of strawman deflection can only work on whatever is left of his cult, how can anyone be charitable to this dude when his portrayal of his detractors are "they're too inexperienced to understand my career", when it's the exact opposite, since most people are questioning mald's career precisely because they've experienced a narcissistic pathological liar like mald and/or understand how dogshit inaccurate his takes are. Furthermore, many, many parts of Mald's career are barely covered by Mald(like his freelance stuff outside of NSFW furry avatars by wingless emoto), why shouldn't the audience question you when you take years to release a single heartbound chapter and brush off your freelance dev work with less than a sentence. Mald, you yourself even say "trust but verify", and the only thing the audience is doing is trying to verify.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Below shows where Mald says "QA is dev work" and "I was a dev at blizzard"

You know hes lying because his mouth is moving. Honestly his propensity to lie is astounding. I really wish I could time travel 5 years forward just to see what his legacy is especially if SKG is successful and NOTHING bad happens.

Though I swear to you, the big publishers WILL increase prices and blame SKG just because they can. They wanted 80 dollar games for a while anyway. They will use SKG as a scapegoat BOTH to make more money, AND to slander SKG

 

[Aidan]

idk guys the global.storyline_array is genius programming, an array just works and the community only needs 4000 bytes to mod the game or something.
structs, or god forbid, a json is niggershit, a single big array is data oriented and shit, no cache misses here.

With how much Mald enjoys editing yaml files I'm curious what his disdain for json is.

 

[kiwifarms net]

Does he actually have a disdain for JSON, or is that just a meme because he's too stupid to use it?

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

A quick reminder that Animus is a 3rd chapter of the game out of the planned 5
And at the moment is like 6 years in development. Previous 2 chapters took him like 3 years to do.
This nigga will never finish a game. And i don't think he wants to. The only reason he still "works" on it is to not give people ammunition against him.

 

[Kiss Alice]

I've said it for years. Games as a service is fraud and anyone who perpetuates that market deserves to go broke, lose their home, and live paycheck to paycheck living in a rundown apartment. That's where most "You will own nothing and be happy" anti-consumerist kikes belong. That, or in Brazil.

 

[my penis is on fire]

The only reason he still "works" on it is to not give people ammunition against him.

Speaking of which,
WHERE'S THE MONTHLY UPDATE, JASON?

 

[twinArmageddons]

Speaking of which,
WHERE'S THE MONTHLY UPDATE, JASON?

Oh yeah todays the 7th any bets on

• Were releasing animus this month so were delayed
• Moving the patch to next month
• Moves the goalpost to somewhere this month
• or Ignores it

 

[HansKlokBier]

Did Muta get into Rekieta's stash or something? He looks like he's tweaking out hard

When I used to watch him on my second monitor he said he has insomnia and sleeps really badly, just look at the bags under his eyes.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

I've said it for years. Games as a service is fraud and anyone who perpetuates that market deserves to go broke, lose their home, and live paycheck to paycheck living in a rundown apartment. That's where most "You will own nothing and be happy" anti-consumerist kikes belong. That, or in Brazil.

you aren't WRONG, but we still need to fight against it. Its not UNLIKE the drugs crisis. YES people who get on drugs are usually retarded faggots, but them being retarded faggots hurts everyone and empowers the peddlers of this shit.

Oh yeah todays the 7th any bets on

• Were releasing animus this month so were delayed
• Moving the patch to next month
• Moves the goalpost to somewhere this month
• or Ignores it

No option for "SKG passing is going to ruin my game anyway, so I'm not going to bother. SKG made my game abandonware. Hope you guys are happy, stop killing games killed my game. Insane behavior"?

 

[Aidan]

Does he actually have a disdain for JSON, or is that just a meme because he's too stupid to use it?

Not that I know of, it's just funny he prefers a hardcoded array with cope about optimization and hackability when the optimization is irrelevant and a JSON file would be more appropriate based on his copes. He is editing yaml because that's what his Minecraft "MMO" uses and it lets him seem like a cool hacker passively, or so he thinks.

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

Rule of Mald again, he ALWAYS has a clip that contradicts another clip.

I legit believe it's possible to edit a bunch of clips together where Mald disagrees with himself (and the clips arent "out of context") for like an hour or something. I also believe that the person who'd do that would suffer an irreversible Mald-induced brain trauma

We all heard how he hates review bombing. But here's a fun one:

0:35

"The strongest tool that you have as a player when you are upset at a developer is to downvote a game. [...] That is your right as a consumer. Don't let anyone trick you out of that."

Or how about this, where he directly supports review bombing ("some of [Mald's] notes", apparently):

1:14

 

[SCV]

Does he actually have a disdain for JSON, or is that just a meme because he's too stupid to use it?

With how much Mald enjoys editing yaml files I'm curious what his disdain for json is.

He also can't into JSON objects (which are perfect for reading or writing data modularly)

I am a filthy SKG tourist so I had to go search for this because it seems too retarded. Even most jeets can understand json. It's how all the API code monkeys do stuff with their microservices.

Basically what maldy does instead of this is hardcode the branching structure for each conversation into the game, then for each line of dialogue he has to go to a separate file, add the message "Okay!" as the 7301th element of a giant list of text, comment "7301 - Player gave money to beggar" next to it so he has a chance in hell of finding it with ctrl+f in 5 months from now, type "message=globalMessageArray[7301]" in the conversation code with no context, go to a different file, find that money is found at index number 17 of global items array, type "globalItemsArray[17]-=2.50", and then go to a different file, find out that "JohnIsfriend" is at position 382 of another list, do something similar, then go somewhere else and assign this as conversation #271. I may have the specifics wrong but it's genuinely on this level of what he's doing

And if this is true then just lol, lmao. It's yandere dev tier and on it's own would confirm he never did any real dev work at blizzard.

 

[Soyjak Enjoyer]

Does he actually have a disdain for JSON, or is that just a meme because he's too stupid to use it?

What most likely is he learned what it is after already having hundreds of entries in the god array and it was too late to fix it so he claims "it's faster" as a cope. In fairness the game has been in development hell for so long that JSON had likely only become ubiquitous a few years before he started the god-array

Rule of Mald again, he ALWAYS has a clip that contradicts another clip. Below shows where Mald says "QA is dev work" and "I was a dev at blizzard"

If you wanted to be as charitable as possible, it is pretty common for laymen to use "the devs" to refer to literally everyone on a video game team. You go on a gaming forum you'll see statements like "why are the devs charging so much", "the devs cooked on these skins" when the software devs aren't setting prices or making assets. So you can be 'a dev' without doing 'dev work'

However, it is painfully fucking obvious that Jason tried to use the broad label of "QA" to make a manual testing (not dev work) position sound like an automated testing (real dev work) position

 

[Hooked on phobics]

It's yandere dev tier

This is disrespectful to yanderedev. While he was lazy, and weird I believe he ACTUALLY had some competency coding compared to jason. Like seriously, its a 3d game, it had some degree of stealth system, actual 3d animations, physics..... It wasn't ENTIRELY crap

I refuse to believe jason is as good as that

 

[kiwifarms net]

Or how about this, where he directly supports review bombing ("some of [Mald's] notes", apparently):
MaldSupportsReviewBomb-FgZn2kyKI3s-11432.mp4

See, the difference between other review bombs and the "review bomb" that is "currently happening" to his game is that it isn't happening to him, so it was okay to stroke off the mob justice types because he's totally on their side. Another fascinating insight into the mind of a narcissist.

 

[JJLiautaud]

Remember how fast he jumped to conclusions with that Apex Legends remote code execution hack live on stage? Doesn't matter that he got everything completely wrong. As soon as something pops into his mind, that thought immediately becomes the truth to him and he has no qualms about vomiting it out to millions. Why? Because narcissists fucking hate having to save face. They fucking hate being proven wrong. But at the same time, they love everything that they can possibly attribute to themselves so deeply and innately. Combined together, they invent bullshit like it's nothing.

What was the actual conclusion to the hacking thing btw I only know Jason and remember him as being a voice for calm.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

I can already see corporate workarounds
1. Release your source code intentionally broken
2. Organize lobbyists and controlled opposition "consumers" that sabotage every project from inside
3. Lolsuits over IPs that they own but stopped caring about them until fans threaten the bottom line.
IE slop cucksteady, Cuckstar
Potentially Assassin slop can be reinvented

My most pessimistic “corpos will fuck us and nothing ever happens” take is that live service games will just do the Nintendo thing and say this isn’t a software product, but “ it is is a license to use our software for an indeterminate amount of time. Press X to accept and play the game. You fucking worms.” And Reddit will defend this as an epic win and that games were never made to last forever anyway :^]

I think it will just force companies to label their shit as “subject to being vaporware” in Tiny letters on the PAL versions of games. Gamers will revolt for like a day then forget about it when the next big game shows up.