💤 Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

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Aside from the fact they're rotting, what else has he done, dare I ask?
It's mostly just the fact hat they're as fucked up as they are. If he was a troll, he wouldn't have done that much damage to them.
 
Surely aside from the teeth thing, he's trolling? Yeah I know, he probably isn't...
Generally theory is that he does/says creepy shit for attention which can be considered trolling. With that said between the psych evaluation and his actions (those fucking teeth, his cat pissing everywhere, his apartment being looked at by the landlord) his attention grabbing thoughts aren't too far from reality and he is fucked up.
 
so Nick just mentioned he wanted to bomb an abortion clinic. I eagerly anticipate his tweets about the partyvan showing up to his semen and feces-covered apartment.
 

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so Nick just mentioned he wanted to bomb an abortion clinic. I eagerly anticipate his tweets about the partyvan showing up to his semen and feces-covered apartment.
Honestly I'd love to see consequences for the stupid bullshit he says. Obviously he isn't going to do it but him being punished for saying stupid shit is long overdue.
 
Honestly I'd love to see consequences for the stupid bullshit he says. Obviously he isn't going to do it but him being punished for saying stupid shit is long overdue.
Indeed. He needs to learn that Freedom of Speech does not mean Freedom from Consequences.
 
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Honestly I'd love to see consequences for the stupid bullshit he says. Obviously he isn't going to do it but him being punished for saying stupid shit is long overdue.

There's freedom of speech and then there is "making terrorist threats". Let's see how competent the NSA Surveillance system is... they've already got to be monitoring him after his mall shooting fanfic gone wrong incident.
 
What the hell is the "Anna Pillow?"
Just a body pillow he likes to pretend is Anna. Kind of like a dakimakura but without the 2D waifu on the cover. He's had several actually, his aunt has thrown them out every she found them while Nick was away. Probably because they were covered in shit and jizz.

Though I have a pillow of Xion from Kingdom Hearts that I pretend is my oneitis Glenda. She kind of looks like Xion, doesn't she?
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Just a body pillow he likes to pretend is Anna. Kind of like a dakimakura but without the 2D waifu on the cover. He's had several actually, his aunt has thrown them out every she found them while Nick was away. Probably because they were covered in shit and jizz.

Though I have a pillow of Xion from Kingdom Hearts that I pretend is my oneitis Glenda. She kind of looks like Xion, doesn't she?
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How does a pillow satisfy an anal fetish...wait. I dont even wanna know.
 
I don't know if he's making up crap to get a reaction here, but he claims he's considering "cutting her name" in his arm "again", as a "plan to obtain reciprocation". I'm pretty sure attracting women doesn't work that way.
 
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I don't know if he's making up crap to get a reaction here, but he claims he's considering "cutting her name" in his arm "again", as a "plan to obtain reciprocation". I'm pretty sure attracting women doesn't work that way.

Where "cutting" means "scratch lightly," "again," means "fantasize about actually doing it," and "plan to obtain reciprocation" is "wallow in self-pity."
 
Has Nick always been the way he is now? Has Anna been his only love interest?

He's expressed his desire to fuck other women including Jessa (his internet Mom) despite her disgust and e-dated Maddy but he believes in predestination and in his mind God determined they were meant for one another. This is the same God who made him the one to spread the gospel of buttsex across the twitter sphere.
 
He's expressed his desire to fuck other women including Jessa (his internet Mom) despite her disgust and e-dated Maddy but he believes in predestination and in his mind God determined they were meant for one another. This is the same God who made him the one to spread the gospel of buttsex across the twitter sphere.

So Nick is predestined to live by himself, jack off with poop and have rotting teeth? The Lord works in mysterious ways.

In other words, God helps he who helps himself. Nick's trapped in a cycle of learned helplessness. I think most lolcows are.
 
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