💤 Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

[Saney]

I just read more about this guy. Jesus Christ, this guy is not a lolcow, I think he,s legitimately dangerous. How often he talks about touching kids and playing with shit. Did nobody call the police on him yet? I swear this guy makes the shit Jeffry Dahmer did look sane, only it's not known if this lunatic has killed anybody yet. I think it was said that he admitted to inappropriatly touching his younger sister, as much crap as I give Our Pet Lolcow I can at least say I'm happy for Chris that he never attempted to try to have sex with kids, like this guy is proudly flaunting to do so.

I'm hoping one of these days this sicko gets arrested and just put in a jail cell or special home away from people, especially kids.

It's highly likely that he never molested his sister. A lot of what he says is bullshit and purely for attention.

Maybe he has histrionic personality disorder?

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

I'm not sure whether to be amused or terrified by the pony with a butt cutie mark.

 

[sea panther]

I'm not sure whether to be amused or terrified by the pony with a butt cutie mark.

Where Nick is concerned, I opt for terrified. Or at the very least, perturbed.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

And what's this about "spraying stuff" prior to the arrival of an inspector? What have I missed?

His neighbors complained about the foul odor emitting from his apartment so Joyce has been cleaning the shit he smeared all over the walls so it doesn't get condemned.

 

[exball]

He be gross.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Now he's saying something about not wanting to go "ootside" when there's "humanoids" around.

 

[José Mourinho]

Pooping pooping pooping~ pooping is so much fun~ pooping pooping pooping~ it's better than going number one~

 

[José Mourinho]

Some recent weird tweets: wow

I'd like to wear a wedding dress in my wedding. I dunno if they'd alloo that in a church though.

I'm at my group's annual picnic. I won "most creative". I'm surprised. I haven't really told people aboot my cartooning and stuff.

Busy week. Three events with my group and my injection. Also went shopping.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

You know, I almost hate seeing new posts in this thread. It's because I'm going to click on it, and I'm going to see a new Nick Bate tweet, and then I'm going to feel dirty and disgusted and have my faith in humanity dashed. I don't want to click on it, but I invariably do, mostly out of some sense of horrible fascination.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Why does he post so much on his Twitter anyway? Does he not know how embarrassing, odd, or worse, a lot of his tweets are?

 

[Joey Jo-Jo Junior]

Why does he post so much on his Twitter anyway? Does he not know how embarrassing, odd, or worse, a lot of his tweets are?

He loves attention, and he cannot see the difference between good and bad attention because extreme autism.

This is the guy who could not understand why, and got legitimately frustrated, when his parents told him to shut up, when he sang songs about fucking little girls in the ass.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

his parents told him to shut up, when he sang songs about...

Wait, what?!

Also, what's this about his aquaphobia? How bad is it? I heard someone doesn't like water because Sonic the Hedgehog drowns in it in the original game or something somewhere. I think they were talking about Nick.

 

[Yawning Bulbasaur]

Wait, what?!

Also, what's this about his aquaphobia? How bad is it? I heard someone doesn't like water because Sonic the Hedgehog drowns in it in the original game or something somewhere. I think they were talking about Nick.

You must be thinking of Ulillillia. Almost all of his weird "phobias" have to do with playing too much 8-bit vidya as a kid.

 

[DC 740]

Holy fucking shit I could only make it to page eleven of this thread. How is he not in jail?

 

[Count groudon]

Holy fucking shit I could only make it to page eleven of this thread. How is he not in jail?

The police don't want to touch him due to the fear of catching a debilitating disease from his shit-stained body.

 

[Pikonic]

You must be thinking of Ulillillia. Almost all of his weird "phobias" have to do with playing too much 8-bit vidya as a kid.

Nah, both of them are aquaphobic, Ulillilia is afraid of deep/open water, he can shower and such because that's water that you can't drown in (remember in Mario you could cross the water that came out of pipes).
Nick is afraid of all water, so no showers.

 

[Saney]

Nah, both of them are aquaphobic, Ulillilia is afraid of deep/open water, he can shower and such because that's water that you can't drown in (remember in Mario you could cross the water that came out of pipes).
Nick is afraid of all water, so no showers.

I'm guessing it's because he's a giant mobile germ who took the flesh of a person he'd killed.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Why does he post so much on his Twitter anyway? Does he not know how embarrassing, odd, or worse, a lot of his tweets are?

he doesn't go through his notifications very often, he's taken weeks to reply to people

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I get the hunch that Nick's just putting on a big trolling act. Then again, people said that about Chris...

 

[Saney]

I get the hunch that Nick's just putting on a big trolling act. Then again, people said that about Chris...

You clearly haven't seen what he's done to his teeth.