DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Fapcop]

Phil just said the developers of that shitty fishing game he played contacted him, thanked him for playing the game, and gave him free DLC. He told them he wasn't going to play the game anymore because it didn't make him enough money.

Typical scumbag Phil.

“THANKS FOR THE DLC DUMMY!”

He wont sue, he wants to delude himself into thinking he can because H3(probably justifiably so) decided to sue those 3 people. Also unlike the bankruptcy callled, in an actual court case they will go over what dsp considers harmful(if he even gets that far) and they will try to debunk whats real or not ultimately exposing himself and his lies. He will never sue any of the detractors

He’s not going to sue, but he WILL talk about endlessly.

How he COULD sue, but what would that really help, and the system is stacked against a small time businessman like Phil, blah blah.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Dsp wont sue because that means:
-spending money
-going outside
-actually do work by compiling evidence
-exposing himself to his detractors
-he will get pictures taken of him and his whale

He wont sue, he wants to delude himself into thinking he can because H3(probably justifiably so) decided to sue those 3 people. Also unlike the bankruptcy callled, in an actual court case they will go over what dsp considers harmful(if he even gets that far) and they will try to debunk whats real or not ultimately exposing himself and his lies. He will never sue any of the detractors.

He would also have to prove loss which he can't do.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

This has to be mental retardation, either way. Either Phil is actively deflecting in order to obscure the fact that he begs for money for DoorDash and plastic crap, or he's genuinely stupid.

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[San Dimas High School]

or he's genuinely stupid.

He is one of the dumbest people featured on this website.

 

[neger psykolog]

This has to be mental retardation, either way. Either Phil is actively deflecting in order to obscure the fact that he begs for money for DoorDash and plastic crap, or he's genuinely stupid.

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I want him to explain how WWE Champions helps his business or helps to pay for his wife's medical bills

 

[Phil the Salesman]

This has to be mental retardation, either way. Either Phil is actively deflecting in order to obscure the fact that he begs for money for DoorDash and plastic crap, or he's genuinely stupid.

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This stupid fuck learned absolutely zero from his bankruptcy. As boring as he gets, this level of financial irresponsibility is going to be catastrophic and I’m willing to wait however long I have to in order to see it.

 

[Son of Big Boss]

This stupid fuck learned absolutely zero from his bankruptcy. As boring as he gets, this level of financial irresponsibility is going to be catastrophic and I’m willing to wait however long I have to in order to see it.

Why would he learn anything? He got off scot-free.
Truly, max luck build.

 

[johnkimble123]

This has to be mental retardation, either way. Either Phil is actively deflecting in order to obscure the fact that he begs for money for DoorDash and plastic crap, or he's genuinely stupid.

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Same person who begged to be able to take his wife out for a meal, who begged to have his taxes paid for, and who begs about not being able to order Doordash - none of that shit affects an actual dented fan watching you yet you make it part of your content. You've also brought up your fucking dishwasher and washing machine as if anybody who watches gives zero fucks. You said yourself you're not a vlogger so why should anybody give a fuck about what happens in your life?

Everything Phil says can be contradicted with another thing Phil has said, and you usually don't have to go that far back in time to find one.

He is one of the dumbest people featured on this website.

It's a minor miracle that him or fatty hasn't impaled themselves getting out of bed yet.... yet

 

[JohnRedcorn]

I’m not an expert on racing wheels but shouldn’t he be able to assign a button on the wheel to look out his windows. This retard has to grab his mouse every time he wants to look left or right.

 

[neger psykolog]

I’m not an expert on racing wheels but shouldn’t he be able to assign a button on the wheel to look out his windows. This retard has to grab his mouse every time he wants to look left or right.

Yes, they usually have a d-pad and at least the same amount of buttons as a console controller.
What I find funnier him and others calling it a "racing wheel" when he plays games designed for the fucking elderly like trucking and taxi simulators. Has he actually played a full tilt racing game? Watching him play an actual "racing game" and struggle with the force feedback wheel while he inevitably runs full force into a blindingly obvious wall 5 seconds later would be hilarious.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

He is one of the dumbest people featured on this website.

Honest question since I'm not big into other lolcows and there's obvious bias towards DSP here, but are there people even stupider than him?
And I'm not talking about the ones who have clear mental disabilities, I'm talking about physically sound people.
Because other dumbfuck retard lolcows like Rich, Wings or Boogie, while legit fucking stupid, at least have some level of self-awareness and/or low self esteem that allows them to realize from time to time that they're dumb as fuck.

The problem with Phil is that he legit has negative amounts of self-awareness on pretty much every aspect. He legit sees himself as a handsome, athletic, deeply intellectual and mature person who everyone should listen to. A combination of having zero interest in learning, being a heavy drinker, thinking he knows best, not having any hobbies and his delusions of grand-door are what makes Phil such a legit stupid person. Does someone match this level of stupidity?

Because the next level is literal mouthdrooling retards and I think that's cheating. Much like the people who say that DSP is not a bad guy because he's not a rapist, if we truly have to compare him to mentally disabled people, we have a problem. Phil is the dumbest a person can be without actually having a cognitive disability.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Honest question since I'm not big into other lolcows and there's obvious bias towards DSP here, but are there people even stupider than him?
And I'm not talking about the ones who have clear mental disabilities, I'm talking about physically sound people.
Because other dumbfuck retard lolcows like Rich, Wings or Boogie, while legit fucking stupid, at least have some level of self-awareness and/or low self esteem that allows them to realize from time to time that they're dumb as fuck.

The problem with Phil is that he legit has negative amounts of self-awareness on pretty much every aspect. He legit sees himself as a handsome, athletic, deeply intellectual and mature person who everyone should listen to. A combination of having zero interest in learning, being a heavy drinker, thinking he knows best, not having any hobbies and his delusions of grand-door are what makes Phil such a legit stupid person. Does someone match this level of stupidity?

Because the next level is literal mouthdrooling retards and I think that's cheating. Much like the people who say that DSP is not a bad guy because he's not a rapist, if we truly have to compare him to mentally disabled people, we have a problem. Phil is the dumbest a person can be without actually having a cognitive disability.

Nick Rekeita is dumber and more arrogant than DSP. But his orbit has so many people I just don’t care to learn about.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

As boring as he gets, this level of financial irresponsibility is going to be catastrophic and I’m willing to wait however long I have to in order to see it.

25 years of content, give it up for 25 years of DSP...

Like most I'm locked in myself, until we're having unironic motel streams I'm not going anywhere. Truly, I have found my gouty home.

Because other dumbfuck retard lolcows like Rich, Wings or Boogie, while legit fucking stupid, at least have some level of self-awareness and/or low self esteem that allows them to realize from time to time that they're dumb as fuck.

Boogie being referenced, he is, to me, worse on the intelligence and narcissism scale than even Phil.

Best and most recent example, whilst Phil will at least keep the cancer lies, that may not even be lies, exclusively to whom he thinks are his close friend and the gaming soulmate (lmao even). We have boogie, using it as a public shield, chest puffed, for two years, then when caught dragging the grooming victim and even his sleazy doctor brother into it only to still get btfo'd with facts and then pretend to be suicidal, and more, on camera, then getting treated like a public flesh light by keem.

Phil is a spud, but in my eyes unlike the other cows when the rope starts to tighten his fear keeps him in line, maybe even raises the indoor IQ thermostat by 2-3 degrees.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Honest question since I'm not big into other lolcows and there's obvious bias towards DSP here, but are there people even stupider than him?
And I'm not talking about the ones who have clear mental disabilities, I'm talking about physically sound people.
Because other dumbfuck retard lolcows like Rich, Wings or Boogie, while legit fucking stupid, at least have some level of self-awareness and/or low self esteem that allows them to realize from time to time that they're dumb as fuck.

The problem with Phil is that he legit has negative amounts of self-awareness on pretty much every aspect. He legit sees himself as a handsome, athletic, deeply intellectual and mature person who everyone should listen to. A combination of having zero interest in learning, being a heavy drinker, thinking he knows best, not having any hobbies and his delusions of grand-door are what makes Phil such a legit stupid person. Does someone match this level of stupidity?

Because the next level is literal mouthdrooling retards and I think that's cheating. Much like the people who say that DSP is not a bad guy because he's not a rapist, if we truly have to compare him to mentally disabled people, we have a problem. Phil is the dumbest a person can be without actually having a cognitive disability.

Young Chris Chan (pre-father's passing) had more self-awareness than Phil. He was also not as lazy or entitled.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

There's many dumber than Phil. There's also cows more foolishly arrogant like Rekieta, Spoony, etc... but they at least accomplished something or were generally respected at some point.

Phil is the unique blend of stupid, narcissistic and arrogant for no reason. And he's one of few with such a well documented life that we know it's for no reason.

 

[San Dimas High School]

Nick Rekeita is dumber and more arrogant than DSP. But his orbit has so many people I just don’t care to learn about.

What an absurd thing to say. He passed the bar. I'm sure he knows the difference between Ireland and Germany or that the Pyramids are in Egypt. He knows what the Senate and Congress are. He could be 5 whippets deep and be smarter than DSP on a good day.

 

[Pargon]

Young Chris Chan (pre-father's passing) had more self-awareness than Phil. He was also not as lazy or entitled.

Two words: The Merge. And all which it entails. Phil could ingest psychedelics until his heart stopped and he could not hope to come close to the prophecies of Our Ladyboi and Savior.

 

[SamuraiHitler]

What an absurd thing to say. He passed the bar. I'm sure he knows the difference between Ireland and Germany or that the Pyramids are in Egypt. He knows what the Senate and Congress are. He could be 5 whippets deep and be smarter than DSP on a good day.

To give Nick credit passing a bar exam is far above Phil's IQ ability. If Nick was sober for six months straight, fuck even 3 months he would still be a some what competent lawyer. Phil is a failed streamer simply relaying on tourists and 5 whales for donations. Nick has an out, Phil has nothing.

 

[Ardath]

Phil is unique because he isn't a legitimately stupid person, he is just so insanely sheltered and uncultured and inexperienced that he doesn't know anything, he is like a brain on default setting, he just has no curiosity so he doesn't ever expand his knowledge, his immediate reaction to getting any new information is to say "what are you talking about, I don't know what you are saying." , and if a game doesnt have a dialogue box to tell him exactly what to do he just goes "how would I know that", because he doesnt have the capacity toward curiosity.

 

[McSneaks]

Phil just said the developers of that shitty fishing game he played contacted him, thanked him for playing the game, and gave him free DLC. He told them he wasn't going to play the game anymore because it didn't make him enough money.

So surely he said "wow thank you for the generous gift but unfortunately I don't have plans to play this again anytime soon" and didn't accept it right? He definitely didn't immediately snatch it and redeem something he's never going to use just to have it right? That wouldn't make sense

Phil is unique because he isn't a legitimately stupid person

Ok I'm going to need to ask for a citation on this one that's a pretty wild claim