📚 Megathread Phil's Crowdfunding Adventures - Smokes weed every day, claims bipolar disorder

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Either way any outstanding debts against Phil's address will bring his landlord down on him and be subtracted from his deposit or added to the value of rent going forward.
Wow they can do that? I know in some states that they can file a police report for filing a bad check but they arent allowed to do that in Oregon.
 
Wow they can do that? I know in some states that they can file a police report for filing a bad check but they arent allowed to do that in Oregon.

It's universal, that's why deposits exists.
If you owe money linked to the address, have outstanding bills or utilities then that's coming out of your deposit.
It's rare that a landlord will increase rent based in debt buy does happen.
The landlord basically clear the debt against his property and you pay him back.

When you apply for credit you GIVE YOUR ADDRESS, this isn't just so they know were to send forms but because lenders will check existing debts against a place.

So unless credit history and deposits don't exist in Oregon......
 
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My question is, is sonju thankful he doesn't have to smell or touch Phil anymore, or is he upset that's he's lost a guaranteed paycheck every month
Little bit of both would be my guess. Kinda misses the extra cash, but is happy he doesn't have to deal with Phil anymore.
 
Back to begging. Now claims he hasn't had an eye exam since 2009 (even though he had a new pair in the fall of 2015 and there's no way he could have used an six year old eye glass prescription). Also begging for even more shit for the bike he's never ridden. No mention of the debt to AJ Luxton though, maybe he actually paid that off with his :tugboat:?

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ME:Holy shit ! Give me hundreds in software and my other "needs". Spam this faux cunt with job applications. Would take one month and could close down the you caring.

OTHER ME: pray he gets these things until he escalates the requests to a hot tub and pool
 
Back to begging. Now claims he hasn't had an eye exam since 2009 (even though he had a new pair in the fall of 2015 and there's no way he could have used an six year old eye glass prescription). Also begging for even more shit for the bike he's never ridden. No mention of the debt to AJ Luxton though, maybe he actually paid that off with his :tugboat:?

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He's begging for Photoshop licenses? :story:
 
He's begging for Photoshop licenses? :story:

His time in college was analogous to OPL's time in collage in that they where both essentially low-level computer drawing classes, the only difference is Chris stuck with something and graduated Phil dropped out.

Computers? Does he have multiple computers, or is this more wistful thinking?

Maybe that place he was comp store he was 'volunteering' actually got rid of him because things kept 'disappearing'.

Well... I don't think he was outright stealing but he was hankering after something he thought was really good but not putting in any effort to justify them being generous (I've also heard rumours that he was often late to the place, took longer breaks than he should have etc but my source hasn't provided any evidence), I think at one point he was trying to get his hands on a donated MBP from a recent generation but was told to fuck off as they normally sell that sort of thing to be able to buy components for other PC's / fund day to day operations etc.

So I think they just give him the most basic PC they had that could run some basic text editing programs an web browser without falling on it's arse you'd be able to pick up on ebay for £100 and told him to be on his way.
 
Phil can't ride a bike and look at road signs at the same time because it'll make him start furiously masturbating.
 
extra bike tires :story:


I can't wait for the bike to part ways with Phil. We should start a betting pool on how he loses the bike and how many suicide threats it will generate.
 
extra bike tires :story:


I can't wait for the bike to part ways with Phil. We should start a betting pool on how he loses the bike and how many suicide threats it will generate.

I predict a "Kiwi's stole my Bike" saga at some point in the next 3 - 6 months, despite how much he loves the thing in a fetishistic way when he needs some money and he's getting even less than he does now I can see him hocking the thing.
 
I predict a "Kiwi's stole my Bike" saga at some point in the next 3 - 6 months, despite how much he loves the thing in a fetishistic way when he needs some money and he's getting even less than he does now I can see him hocking the thing.
Is it bad that I can see him picking the bike over the apartment? Is it funny that I expect someone will steal/he forgets about it in a storage shed like a week afterwards?
 
His time in college was analogous to OPL's time in collage in that they where both essentially low-level computer drawing classes, the only difference is Chris stuck with something and graduated Phil dropped out.
And once again, Phil proves himself to be an inferior lolcow to Chris.
 
Adobe sells software subscription now, not license.

Is he expecting his donors to cough up the dough every fucking month?

What kind of communist freedom fighters pays for softwares anyway. Live on the edge a little, Phil. Pirate the shit.
 
Adobe sells software subscription now, not license.

Is he expecting his donors to cough up the dough every fucking month?

What kind of communist freedom fighters pays for softwares anyway. Live on the edge a little, Phil. Pirate the shit.

He's too retarded to understand how to pirate shit. Because stealing shit is hardly alien to him.
 
Adobe sells software subscription now, not license.

Is he expecting his donors to cough up the dough every fucking month?

What kind of communist freedom fighters pays for softwares anyway. Live on the edge a little, Phil. Pirate the shit.
£500 a year for the full suite and you know he won't settle for less even if he doesnt use half of it.

He's too exceptional to understand how to pirate shit. Because stealing shit is hardly alien to him.

I'd tell him to try GIMP but I don't want to give him a chubby and cause him to try an molest the serial port on his computer.... no strike that I'd like to see that.
 
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