🐮 Lolcow Matthew Moulton / Onideus Mad Hatter - Diaperfur Humiliation Fetishist Who Thinks He's a Master Troll

[A Hot Potato]

Me... I'm the present living God of humanity's demons... I will ALWAYS exist in one form or another. Even after this particular shell is long dead, Onideus, Idimmuxul, or any other namesake I choose to inhabit will continue on indefinitely.

I have no fear because unlike you stupid, meandering little rocks I do not posses autonomic emotional responses. I feel what I want, when I want, however I want. I can create the illusion of fear within myself any time I please.

You are fucking delusional.

Also, would you like to show us a recent client of yours?

 

[Overchek]

...why would I be afraid of that? You stupid humans with your temporal bias... let me "enlighten you", child... every single person presently on the planet is going to be DEAD in roughly 100 years and in the grand scheme of history no one is going to remember anyone for anything... least of all whatever small minded, deluded, fuckwitted, NONpinions they had about me and my life. Your entire perceptual understanding of the universe is nothing more than a fart in the fuckin wind!

I mean, do the math kiddo, how many human beings can you name who were around 5,000 years ago... probably fuckin NONE I'm wagering! And you think in another 5,000 or say FIFTY THOUSAND years from now anyone is ever going to give even one single shit about ANY person presently alive? LOL Not likely.

Humans often like to measure their inferiority by the mass scale... comparing themselves against planets, galaxies and the universe... but there are whole other scales by which your incredible LACK of importance can be quantified, such as the temporal scale, as I've just illustrated.

Nothing you do matters in the grand scheme of things... at best you're a butterfly's wings flapping in the wind of time desperately wishing for a hurricane that will never come.

Me... I'm the present living God of humanity's demons... I will ALWAYS exist in one form or another. Even after this particular shell is long dead, Onideus, Idimmuxul, or any other namesake I choose to inhabit will continue on indefinitely.

I have no fear because unlike you stupid, meandering little rocks I do not posses autonomic emotional responses. I feel what I want, when I want, however I want. I can create the illusion of fear within myself any time I please.

Did you buy a Switch?

 

[Matthew Moulton]

I don't buy video games... I wait patiently for emulators to be made and then I play for free.

Well... I guess I did buy a PSP, but only so I could rip its OS apart and use it as a portable computer.

Not sure if the Switch is any good in that respect or not. Have to wait and see.

 

[A Hot Potato]

I wait patiently for emulators to be made...

You could write one yourself, couldn't you?

Aren't you a god level programmer?

Or did you lie about that, like you lied about your clients.

P.S. Answer my question.

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

@Matthew Moulton can I have some Amazon gift cards?

 

[Matthew Moulton]

Why would I give you Amazon gift cards?

Besides which, I don't have any extra money at present. Been in too much pain to focus right, so I haven't done any big contract jobs lately. Also I think the Prilosec I'm taking is killing me... I should probably switch to Ranitidine before I wind up with kidney failure or something.

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

Why would I give you Amazon gift cards?

Just thought I'd ask.

 

[A Hot Potato]

Still waiting for that answer, @Matthew Moulton.

Maybe once you die of kidney failure and return through your GOD LEVEL MAGIC, would you be able to answer me then?

 

[unclestryker]

Me... I'm the present living God of humanity's demons... I will ALWAYS exist in one form or another.

God of what? All I see is a pariah and has been. Someone that clings to the "glory days" of Usenet popularity if you can call it that.

I can create the illusion of fear within myself any time I please.

Yeah that's called ween fagging baby Matthew.

 

[Chad5⋅5]

I have no fear because unlike you stupid, meandering little rocks I do not posses autonomic emotional responses. I feel what I want, when I want, however I want. I can create the illusion of fear within myself any time I please.

The rest was basically tl;dr, but this is pretty hilarious and I don't want it to be missed.

 

[Matthew Moulton]

The rest was basically tl;dr, but this is pretty hilarious and I don't want it to be missed.

Humans have got to be the only species in existence that actually enjoys having uncontrollable emotional responses. LOL

Emotions are much better suited as forms of idle entertainment than autonomic functions, but your perception to the contrary is most amusing to me.

Maybe it's because you're a closet pants shitter though... you enjoy not having control of your bowels in the same way you enjoy not being in control of your emotions.

God of what?

Your demons... well, humanity's demons to be precise, but presently yours.

This part was REALLY funny by the by...

"all I see"

: D

Your perceptual capability is apparently as limited as your visual range. Here's another reminder of how inferior 'all you see' really is...

 

[unclestryker]

Your demons... well, humanity's demons to be precise, but presently yours.

This part was REALLY funny by the by...

"all I see"

: D

Your perceptual capability is apparently as limited as your visual range. Here's another reminder of how inferior 'all you see' really is...

Nah dawg, I think you got it the other way around. Ya see now for two days now you been heaping information about you're many failings, now if I was a wiki person. I would delighted to see a new batch of resources. But honestly I know your game for while now. In here you perceive yourself as a God, because out there your nothing and there will be people like me who always remind you of that.

 

[AnOminous]

God of what? All I see is a pariah and has been. Someone that clings to the "glory days" of Usenet popularity if you can call it that.

He was universally detested back then, too.

 

[A Hot Potato]

Your demons... well, humanity's demons to be precise, but presently yours.

This part was REALLY funny by the by...

"all I see"

: D

Your perceptual capability is apparently as limited as your visual range. Here's another reminder of how inferior 'all you see' really is...

But yet, you can't seem to see me asking you to show us a recent client of yours.

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

@Matthew Moulton what are the specs on your computer?

 

[unclestryker]

He was universally detested back then, too.

Oh I know his ed page is something of monument of fail and ween. Hey @LulzKiller are you with ed? Because baby Matthew contributed a lot of new stuff for that page.

 

[Matthew Moulton]

@Matthew Moulton what are the specs on your computer?

My current primary...

Intel i7 3.4 Ghz processor, 8 gigs of Infineon DDR3 memory with ECC, two 3 terabyte HDs and an Nvidia GeForce GT 220 graphics card.

My secondary system a server class MSI E7505 dual Xeon setup with two 2.4Ghz processors, 2 gigs of Infinion PC-3200 400MHz memory with ECC, three 250 gig drives and a Radeon AIW Pro 9600 128mb video card.

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

Neat. They sound pretty decent for business and server. I hope you're happy with them.

 

[Matthew Moulton]

Mmmm, left out an important detail. If you look close in the image you'll see a 32 gig USB 3.0 flash drive. I actually have that setup as the system's primary drive, with the OS and programs loaded onto it.

It's stupid level fast. Almost as fast as using a virtual drive from the system's memory.

I actually have quite a few other systems as well... multiple laptops... most of it is a bit old though (more than five years).

Also not counting all the equipment I have at various colleges and not counting any of the antique systems I own... the Commodore 64 and Kaypro II "suitcase computer" being my favorite. I used to have two of them, but I sold off one a few years back.

This is one of my original business cards...

The new ones are printed on this semi-transparent plastic material and have a kind of shimmer effect across the logo.

As far as Chuckles comment I tend to breed a wide range of emotional responses... some people absolutely adore me, some people absolutely hate beyond measure and I think most people in general are pretty apathetic. Which is the way I like it. A few years back, on my original FB page things did start spiraling out of control and I wound up with over a 1,000 followers in about 3 months, but I nuked that account completely and stopped that before it could snowball any further.

I have to be careful though with certain people, like Wolfe friended one of my FB pages and his following clocks at around 1,500 on his main account. Getting friended by celebrities, even B list and C list celebs can be real dangerous if you're trying to keep a low profile, especially with the stuff I churn out.

I try and act like an overly arrogant, self-aggrandizing bastard as much as possible to keep the level of friends as low as I can, but to be honest it's not really working nearly as well as it used to. My indy cred is starting to falter...

 

[unclestryker]

Intel i7 3.4 Ghz processor,

Dat i7, and 3.4 at that. Personally I am working with an i5 3.5. Just surprised you listed that. Being the i5 the more cheaper option.

8 gigs of Infineon DDR3

DDR3 come on guy. I mean there's DDR5 and personally I work DDR4 myself.

two 3 terabyte HDs

Those better be SSDs. (Solid state drives)

Nvidia GeForce GT 220 graphics card.

Now your vidya card is pretty weak there guy, I suggest going 800 series, if you want to enjoy anything that's coming out. Again going with cheaper option.