🐮 Lolcow Matthew Moulton / Onideus Mad Hatter - Diaperfur Humiliation Fetishist Who Thinks He's a Master Troll

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Oh shi- I've been on a weedy trip since 4/20! WOOOO...

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Sorry that I forgot that you guys existed... again, I mean.

Here I wrote something all fucked up when I was high, I'll share it with you rocks...

Oh... oh shit. I just had a WEED REVELATION here... so, what if nonexistence as we perceive it... what if THAT actually ~is~ real existence? And we're presently trapped in actual nonexistence, which doesn't seem like nonexistence to us because we're going through a flow of "time", our sense of self. But if you look at that flow of "time" through a higher dimension then it's actually STATIC, your entire life's "flow of time" would seem like a giant stack of instances of life just smashed together into a smaller dimensional inanimate object.

And so what we define as "nonexistence" actually is real existence because it's not stuck or limited to that smaller dimensional object we perceive as reality. We are scared though inherently of nonexistence because it wouldn't be safe. That is, the nonexistence, which is real existence, is so horrifying that we fear not becoming it. We're like a higher dimensional life form in a forced coma. That is their version of reality is so perceivably horrifying that they would force themselves into their version of a coma just to try and escape from it,

So that's what you can expect, when you die and suddenly not exist. You will awaken from that "coma" and the real reality will be experienced, which will be beyond any worst imaginable fear of hell you can fathom.

So you can both fear nonexistence because you perceive it as oblivion and you can also fear it on an extra dimensional level as what you know it to actually be. And now... now you reading this... you do actually know. So it's time to WAKE UP TO HELL BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAD!
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:D

...how is that for a weedy mind fuck?

Okay so this text here that I wrote, I could make it into a movie about trying to awaken itself (you), how its message (what I just wrote) causes people in the movie to die instantly after reading it, but their "death" is them becoming real reality. So the more people it can get to read itself in the movie, the faster it can awaken.

If everyone kills themselves... that is the movie itself, my description of it, it's the message, real reality is perceiving nonexistent reality and real reality at the same time would BE the message, on a higher dimensional level, saying that every person needs to kill themselves, the movie is telling you kill yourself... you can take it both literally and figuratively. Kill yourself. The original message is trying to message to you. Kill yourself now.

There are things you didn't understand when you read that, that's okay, that's the real message trying to get into you, trying to get you to "awaken".

...a darker twist.
 
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Oh shi- I've been on a weedy trip since 4/20! WOOOO...

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Sorry that I forgot that you guys existed... again, I mean.

Here I wrote something all fucked up when I was high, I'll share it with you rocks...

Oh... oh shit. I just had a WEED REVELATION here... so, what if nonexistence as we perceive it... what if THAT actually ~is~ real existence? And we're presently trapped in actual nonexistence, which doesn't seem like nonexistence to us because we're going through a flow of "time", our sense of self. But if you look at that flow of "time" through a higher dimension then it's actually STATIC, your entire life's "flow of time" would seem like a giant stack of instances of life just smashed together into a smaller dimensional inanimate object.

And so what we define as "nonexistence" actually is real existence because it's not stuck or limited to that smaller dimensional object we perceive as reality. We are scared though inherently of nonexistence because it wouldn't be safe. That is, the nonexistence, which is real existence, is so horrifying that we fear not becoming it. We're like a higher dimensional life form in a forced coma. That is their version of reality is so perceivably horrifying that they would force themselves into their version of a coma just to try and escape from it,

So that's what you can expect, when you die and suddenly not exist. You will awaken from that "coma" and the real reality will be experienced, which will be beyond any worst imaginable fear of hell you can fathom.

So you can both fear nonexistence because you perceive it as oblivion and you can also fear it on an extra dimensional level as what you know it to actually be. And now... now you reading this... you do actually know. So it's time to WAKE UP TO HELL BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAD!
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:biggrin:

...how is that for a weedy mind fuck?

Okay so this text here that I wrote, I could make it into a movie about trying to awaken itself (you), how its message (what I just wrote) causes people in the movie to die instantly after reading it, but their "death" is them becoming real reality. So the more people it can get to read itself in the movie, the faster it can awaken.

If everyone kills themselves... that is the movie itself, my description of it, it's the message, real reality is perceiving nonexistent reality and real reality at the same time would BE the message, on a higher dimensional level, saying that every person needs to kill themselves, the movie is telling you kill yourself... you can take it both literally and figuratively. Kill yourself. The original message is trying to message to you. Kill yourself now.

There are things you didn't understand when you read that, that's okay, that's the real message trying to get into you, trying to get you to "awaken".

...a darker twist.
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Oh I learned a fun trick this weeked! Take "Duck Face" selfies... and crop off the bottom of the image!

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Viola! For added spoof you can even throw on a Brazzers logo!
 
Whatever happened to that pedo potato man? He used to obsess over my every post, but it looks like he got busted or something. Probably for distributing child porn couched in the guise of animoo. You just can't trust weebs these days, too many pedos wrapped up in their ranks.
 
It was like A Downsy Potato or A Hot Potato or something like that. They were posting about how they wanted to molest underage animoo characters and how they were putting beans up their ass or something. They were like riding my jock religiously and then *poof* they just disappeared.
 
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