In this podcast last Friday, March 28, 2025, Ethan Klein comes platforms one of Noah Samsen's ex girlfriends over allegations. Watch it for yourselves, but here's a summary and timestamps of what was discussed on the podcast:
15:50 Topic Introductions
- First mention of Noah Samsen in the podcast
- Ethan starts out by stating Noah is supportive of genocide. Not uncommon in the Israel-Palestine shitstorm.
- According to Ethan's narration of events, Noah's ex reached out to them during the podcast. However he also reveals it was nothing really serious and that the relationship was only a hookup for a few days.
- He goes off topic after this, although after this he says that the Podcast crew vetted her and that it's not a rape/sexual assault allocation.
22:50 Regard Today's Call In
- BadEmpanada makes another appearance. And frankily it's the most retarded thing I've heard this month
- This screenshot was taken on the actual video. I tried looking for the story on BadEmpanada's instagram, but it's not there. Either it was deleted (most likely) or the H3 crew faked it (significantly less likely).
Found it on reddit as well.
- Ethan mainly just uses this to continue to discredit Noah Samsen once more since all the extremists fucking love BadEmpanada, and uses it as a way to say he's not a good leftist since he's preemptively trying to discredit and silence the victim.
- Please someone make a thread on BadEmpanada
55:05 Noah Samsen exposed as a creep
- Ethan asks why now? The main assertion she makes is that Noah is presenting himself as feminist in his values, but not in his private life. Aka, he's a hypocrite and another example of feminist men being sleazy and using feminism to get pussy. This doesn't answer the question by the way, but it does reaffirm Ethan's earlier declarations that Noah is a useless hypocrite grifter.
- She wasn't really looking for anything serious, apparently and they both agreed to that. One time they apparently discussed fucking without protection, and this brought up the topic of them doing other hookups, presumably because she didn't want to get an std or uti from whatever other feminist art hoes Noah was hooking up with.
- Noah apparently started to ghost her while also doing nice things for her in between ghosting, like attending her birthday party among others. She soon became suspicious and confronted him over an std scare
- According to this girl, he thought that he couldn't hook up with anybody new. By this logic, Noah would be lying about this to save face to her because he is a dedicated feminist and knows that you're not supposed to lie about it. A very shitty thing to do if true.
- They ended the relationship shortly after bringing it up since he apparently found someone to date whom he was close with
- They emphasize he's not being accused of sexual assault or rape. Just that he's a hypocritical sleaze
- She is a regular watcher of the H3 Podcast, self-admittedly
- Noah drives a tesla by her word. Ethan uses it to keep calling Noah a hypocrite because Musk Derangement Syndrome is a thing.
- Noah said she seemed mature for her age
- She was 21 at the time, and he was 24 or 25. Since she's around 24-25 (she didn't specify which, she just said around that age), this happened about 3-4 years ago. Very convenient for her to bring it up now.
1:16:30 Recapping the Call
- Ethan says what Noah did was wrong, and praises her a lot and says she's impressed by her
- She's apparently valid because they follow each other on instagram. Yep.
- He shits on one of Noah Samsen's thumbnails about living at home at age 26
I'm going to be honest, I think that it was probably overexaggerated. For starters, it all comes from her word of mouth and there's no real physical evidence being shown that it happened. She also chooses to go public with this information severals years later when Ethan and Noah start beefing. It's obvious Ethan is only platforming her just so he can get a one up on Noah, which is why he takes her word for it, compliments her maturity and how she handled the situation without seeing any evidence, and doesn't question her at all about any further details. He even coaches her on a couple times. We don't have Noah's side of this, as far as I know.
She also is kind of retarded. For example, they both were hooking up with people while sleeping together. Although a condom does reduce the chance of catching STDs, the chance is still quite high and nowhere close to zero. Second, she hooked up with him after watching his youtube videos. Take notes Kiwifarmers, the niceguy male-feminist technique does work on liberal art hoes.
I don't like Noah at all. He is another physically repulsive retard breadtuber whose only relevance is that he loses every drama he gets himself involved with for views. But I can't say that he's even participating in this behavior since H3 didn't do any real digging into her story or look at Noah's side of things. Again, there was no evidence shown just some faceless woman who's credibility hasn't actually been established.
Side note, Ethan continues that insufferable sniffing and hand waving he's been doing for a couple weeks now. I don't know why he doesn't just blow his fucking nose.
