💰 Grifter Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions / "pedo_troll" - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

[gampboonerisms]

Apparently Ethan just got this as a surprise for HilaVer archivo adjunto 7139662

For anyone that doesn’t have tattoos and doesn’t know, it will lighten up a bit over time. It will look a little better when it’s done healing, but not much. There’s no fixing Hila’s face

Long face, creepy pasta, stupid bitch.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Apparently Ethan just got this as a surprise for HilaVer archivo adjunto 7139662

Seeing that tattoo awakened a over decade old memory of browsing Fail Blog and seeing what was considered to be the worst tattoo ever made.

Fucking hell, Ethan Klein. I'm pretty sure this is why Leviticus specifically forbade the Jews from getting inked.

 

[BigPeanut]

Apparently Ethan just got this as a surprise for HilaVer archivo adjunto 7139662

Darth Kikenoth

 

[Ron Jeremy Stan Account]

Now I'm not one of God's chosen people, but isn't against Jewish law for Jews to get tattoos? And if I'm not mistaken – according to Jewish law – this means Ethan is forbidden from being buried in a Jewish cemetery unless his tattooed limb is amputated first. Can someone confirm this?

 

[CornBogFitz]

Apparently Ethan just got this as a surprise for HilaVer archivo adjunto 7139662

Hila shit! I can’t belive it. Masterful work. Very accurate portrait. After seeing this hila has the most dead fucking eyes on the planet. Even Pete Davidson doesn’t have this dead of a look. I bet you anything she’s barred out 24/7

 

[Historical Strelkov]

Now I'm not one of God's chosen people, but isn't against Jewish law for Jews to get tattoos? And if I'm not mistaken – according to Jewish law – this means Ethan is forbidden from being buried in a Jewish cemetery unless his tattooed limb is amputated first. Can someone confirm this?

Memorial tattoos are not permitted.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

Apparently Ethan just got this as a surprise for HilaVer archivo adjunto 7139662

Lol that's not kosher.


Also as a Jew, you're not supposed to be tattooed (barring medical or having it forced on you). And you can't be buried in a Jewish cemetery if you are. But who knows, they might find a cemetery that doesn't care.

Also it looks good I guess but Jesus Christ "photo realistic" tattoos never look good. Why does Hila look exhausted?

 

[Vibralldo]

Apparently Ethan just got this as a surprise for HilaVer archivo adjunto 7139662

He really captured Hila's dead eyes and off-putting disposition

 

[AnOminous]

Maybe it's a cultural differences thing but this is just weird and gay imo. Really well-done detail on the eye bags though, the tattooist is a true artiste.

I've actually seen really good tats sort of like this combining photorealism and pointillism. They take forever. This looks like it's somehow just copied directly from a photo and done purely by machine. Great fucking eyebags. Just a hideous tattoo of a hideous woman.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Also as a Jew

0:10

 

[Bunkerhousing]

Apparently Ethan just got this as a surprise for HilaVer archivo adjunto 7139662

Looks like we are gonna get us a special kind of animation in this weeks of Mati.

 

[Noxe]

If only you knew how bad things really are.

 

[nelly98]

did you not download the video?

Hila Tattoo.mp4

I feel like you've turned me into a Pavlov's dog that just laughs on command any time this video is shown. Fucking NULLKULTRA.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Sven's drawing of her was more flattering, lmao.

 

[Don't bullshit us brother]

Apparently Ethan just got this as a surprise for HilaVer archivo adjunto 7139662

I would never get a tattoo of the local crack whore tattooed on me but maybe, I'm not as brave as Ethan.

 

[Oliver Onions]

In all honesty though, the dude could have really just not included her awful eyebags at least.

That's the eternal dilemma of the photo-realistic tattoo: how much do you flatter the subject before it becomes obvious you're trying to hide the absolute state of them.

The only correct answer is don't get a photo-realistic tattoo because they are creepy even when done perfectly.

Seeing that tattoo awakened a over decade old memory of browsing Fail Blog and seeing what was considered to be the worst tattoo ever made.

For your consideration:

 

[Sonic]

Apparently Ethan just got this as a surprise for HilaVer archivo adjunto 7139662

Honestly, as far as art goes, the artist was incredibly generous and this portrait isnt too bad... for a tacky tattoo on someones leg. Though, I would of left out her eye bags. He left out her horse face and her more semetic features so idk why he bothered leaving those.

 

[Probably An Autist]

Its a very good tattoo, fantastic artist. Just a shame hila isn't very... Photogenic, to put it nicely.

It also will make everyone who sees it think she's fucking dead which is funny.

 

[Xev]

Seems like overcompensation. I bet they actually hate each other.

 

[break these cuffs]

That us an ugly Anna Farris (blonde comedy actress from the late 90-2010s) with bags under her eyes. It's almost entirely missing the long horsefaced proportions of Hila. He de-jewified her nose, but looks to have given her a five head at least.