CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION Jace has returned, is now homeless

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hal9000 dijo:
So I typed JDAM into google images and aparantely it really is a type of missile. Makes me wonder if that's a metaphore for like a big fireworks rocket thing or he really believes he's being targeted for a missile strike.
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Nah, Jace believes it's an actual JDAM. He obviously believes any Islamic terrorist troll with $30K of trolling-project related funding can order a JDAM from Army Barracks® with credit card.
UnwiseKhan dijo:
On a non ordnance sperging note, I wouldn't be at all surprised if Gail lets him back in in a few days as long as he agrees to go to church/see a pastoral counselor.
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And soon, he'll be saying his pastoral counselor can help him SO MUCH more than any psychiatrist!
Zim dijo:
No no that's all wrong. I was was in the Army and the sure fire way to survive an explosion is to cover yourself in an egg wash. The jellied nature of the eggs will repulse and absorb the most lethal shock waves and also act as a heat shield since all the heat and radiation will be used up in the act of cooking the eggs (instead of you!)
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Unfortunately my military training didn't cover much of NBC attacks aside of the very basics (to give you a hint of the quality we're talking about here, here's an actual quote from the instructor: "today you'll learn how to put out a person on fire - without the actual fire, because I unfortunately didn't get the napalm I ordered"), but my keen civilian-level interest in history of nuclear weapons does seem to indicate that the "duck and cover" method actually works! However, reading your comments, I actually came to realise that it's actually a cunningly disguised military secret and the real soldiers use duck eggs in event of a nuclear strike.
 
I'm actually kind of worried about him sleeping outdoors. I mean, he is in Maine. I slept in my car once when going to a concert because I didn't want to pay for a motel room, around april, and it was pretty cold.
 
I wonder if the police will find Jace running around crazy and commit him, which would be a good thing. But I'm just trying to work out where he is going to do his live stream, I don't think that should be his first priority though, shouldn't he be trying to find somewhere to stay, or maybe talk about things with his mum?

I also wonder if he is going to be asking for donations on Twitter?
 
If only Jace had the skill to build himself a real Gamer Shack
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When I was about eleven years old, I used to go into the woods behind my grandmother's house on exploration adventures with my friends. Without fail, we'd pick up handfuls of mossy sticks, start leaning them against trees, and talking about how we were going to make the "best fort, ever." There would be a treehouse. And a rope swing. And we'd run an extension cord through the woods from grandmas' house and we'd set up a TV set and an NES and bring out some chairs and we'd even have a little fridge with colas and people would come from all over and beg to be a part of our awesome fort.

And then we'd get tired or hungry or the sun would start to set or the mosquitoes would get too bad and we'd go home. The fort never got beyond those mossy sticks leaned against some trees, and maybe some scrap plywood and a rusty bucket of nails. But, by God, we were going to build that fort some day.

This is how I see Jace's gamershack.
 
Frank_Jaeger dijo:
I'm actually kind of worried about him sleeping outdoors. I mean, he is in Maine. I slept in my car once when going to a concert because I didn't want to pay for a motel room, around april, and it was pretty cold.
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Speaking of sleeping in cars, doesn't Jace have a car? Something along the lines of a late 90's early 00's Camry? Why isn't he sleeping in that? Tim Mcveigh basically lived in a car for a whole year floating around the midwest, (he even popped into Waco during the Carmel Siege) going to Gun Shows and selling pretty much everything but guns. I don't understand why Jace doesn't just do something similar, he'd fit right in on the gun show circuit. He could at least live in his car, and sleep in church parking lots or something. It's got to be better than these tiny little patches of trees between strip malls that Jace is currently squatting in.

I have to say, I'm kind of worried about the guy. I mean, I guess I expected him to get kicked out after the Makarov Incident, but really, homelessness is probably the last thing that he needs right now. I wish I could talk to him, at least to get him into the SNAP card office, or look at his SSDI check and figure out where in the US he can live. Massachusetts obviously isn't an option, but certain places in rural Georgia, West Virginia, and Kentucky are well within the reach of an SSDI beneficiary, and he'd most likely have plenty of space to "grow 420" and shoot his airsoft guns in relative peace and tranquility. He can't take his SSDI out of the country, but he can certainly take it someplace rural, someplace where he can really work on himself, and become a better Jace.
 
I've heard of people sucking dick and giving handies for crack. Jace will be doing it for "420".

Speaking of 420, I'm guessing Jace might not have any smoke for the international weed holiday this year, unless he crawls home to mommy. Which he probably has already.
 
The Dude dijo:
I've heard of people sucking dick and giving handies for crack. Jace will be doing it for "420".

Speaking of 420, I'm guessing Jace might not have any smoke for the international weed holiday this year, unless he crawls home to mommy. Which he probably has already.
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Jace's need to medicate is probably one of the biggest influences he has. Without that, he could pull an ADF and be halfway across the country, shacking up with some teenager playing CoD and screaming about grilled cheese. I'm wondering if Jace really can't handle life without using weed as a regulator-- he's not doing so well WITH it.
 
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