DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[BlastMonk]

Phil thinks all trolls are jealous of him, 'they're all obsessed and insane'.
This guy wants to go to his house and administer a lie detector test haha this guys nuts. Invading the snort fort itself to 'clear his name'.

 

[Organized Derailment]

A lie detector test? This is next level.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

Ready the hatchets, boys...

Steve's coming to Seattle with his polygraph machine.

 

[Weapons Grade Autism]

Thank you for this angle, Steve!


>le banning merchant

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Phil is getting pissed. This is getting good.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Phil doesn't need to take a polygraph because his viewers don't care that he's lying.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

“You won’t pass the polygraph.” AHAHAHAHA

 

[Phil the Salesman]

Phil doesn't need to take a polygraph because his viewers don't care that he's lying.

I mean he’s 100% right here, dents are gonna dent. He should lean more into “detractors” actually just being the general public that DSP likes to propagandize in order to turn his dents against them and gain more loyalty. And Phil CERTAINLY cares about his perception from the general public.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Phil is a real faggot for wanting to get paid for the poly. An actual fucking faggot.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

“You won’t pass the polygraph.” AHAHAHAHA

“You want me to pay you to do the polygraph test?”
“Well,I need something from it “

 

[BlastMonk]

“You want me to pay you to do the polygraph test?”
“Well,I need something from it “

Phils a greedy pig

 

[Cucktry Roads]

If my career was being ruined by false accusations, I'd pay to take a polygraph to prove my innocence. Meanwhile this totally "innocent" guy wants to be paid to prove his innocents (spoiler: if Steve did pay, Phil would find a way to weasel out behind the scenes).

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Oh, his tax attorney fixed his identity theft from the bank leaks. Makes perfect sense.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

OMFG A NDA. Do it phil. Sign it lmao lol he won’t do it

 

[A Piece of Coal]

I regret thinking this guy was gonna softball him. He’s straight up gutting Piggy.

 

[Dick The Birthday Boy]

I've never smoked, but this is making me want a cigarette.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Is that some greasy bacon I smell?

 

[Guinan's hats]

We've arrived at the bank leaks and he's pressing phil HARD

Kylo Dent gave us Sidescrollers Part 2

 

[fresh pair of socks]

I was blindsided by the lie detector and the NDA.

(and so was Phil)

Good job, Steve. I self-felted myself.

 

[Dick The Birthday Boy]

I see Phil is taking the Hilary approach of “Why does is matter? "