Guilty Pleasure Foods

[Captain_Asshole]

I really enjoy eating highly processed food. I know it's unhealthy, but I can't stop relishing the thought that I am eating something that has been through a fuckload of food industry equipment.

 

[Floof]

This one specific brand of frozen macaroni and cheese that my mom used to buy when I was little. I feel gross when I eat it, but man do I love me some mac and cheese.

 

[NimertiS]

Taco Bell but they're now closed here

Another guilty pleasures: pizza, gyros, burgers, pop corn and chocolates (especially milka)

 

[Adamska]

Pepperoni and meat sticks. I am almost obligated to snap into slim jims.

 

[melty]

If it helps, you can buy or make ramen chips! They're pretty good.

What is this?

Personally I like Andy Capp's hot fries, or cheetos, or sometimes takis. I don't think any of those have any nutritional value whatsoever.
I used to have a big problem with peanut butter mixed with maple syrup or honey. I avoid that now

I generally need to be kept away from cans of Nutella or even just cake frosting. All I need is a spoon and no supervision.

I ate a jar of Nutella in one sitting before and I hated my life so badly.

 

[PropaGONDA]

Wendy's Baconators. So damn tasty and so bad for you.

 

[XYZpdq]

Many Wendy's Double Stacks
Aldi frozen Shepard's Pie
and the one I've got at the moment, a bunch of take out prime rib from Golden Corral and a couple of Corona Familars

I always loved drinking alcohol in the shower on hot days, don't know why but it's awesome.

bucket of ice with beer and preferred smoking choice next to the shower when it's hot is totes great

 

[DavidFerrie]

Two-for-99c Jack in the Box tacos.

 

[Daughter of Cernunnos]

Soft serve ice cream, Doritos in the orange bag, garlic dill pickles, those mini ice cream cones with a marshmallow inside, chewy and gummy candy, pizza with pepperoni, mushrooms and feta cheese.

People forget food is a sensory experience and the processed foods of today have some amazing textures, as long as you can still keep respect for less processed and more healthy foods.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

Two-for-99c Jack in the Box tacos.

Why the fuck are those so good?

 

[cypocryphy]

Well, this is a drink but oh well...In 2002 was one of the few people alive who liked that blue Pepsi shit. My family still owned our Deli back then so I got to drink a shitload of it for free.

 

[c-no]

Soda. Usually Coke or Dr. Pepper. I do need to try and cut back on the stuff.

 

[VJ 120]

Those 503850385083-calorie blended coffee drinks at Starbucks. Frappucinos or whatever.

And dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets.

 

[LoLDongS]

Ramen noodles (just take the pack and toss the shitty seasoning) done in the sauce from a mac n cheese box (just ditch the shitty noodles, or if you're crazy combine them with the ramen seasoning). That combo of thin stringy noodle with a moderately thinned but still rich cheese sauce. [for best result in cheese sauce add 1/2 again as much milk and a dab of cream cheese]. That is my fucking comfort food.

 

[XYZpdq]

Those 503850385083-calorie blended coffee drinks at Starbucks. Frappucinos or whatever.

And dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets.

Yeah I'm not much for coffee but I like those coffee shakes.

 

[EidersSlurpinUpRamen]

I rarely eat chicken nuggets anymore, sadly, but those are delicious. I like eating dill pickles with that in-n-out thousand island spread. Also, sometimes I drink soy sauce straight out of the packets, get a couple weird looks sometimes, haha.

 

[Strelok]

Anyone from NY/NJ will get what I'm talking about.

Quick Check.

A small gas station chain around these parts that realized that since gas stations only make money from the snacks they sell, they might as well start having their own really good food isntead of just charging a subway or dunkin's rent. Their subs put Subway/Quiznos/Panara to shame, their soups are really good, hell even the prepackaged lunches and salads they have are really good. And they do their sandwhich ordering through a touch screen so you don't have to interact with people at 5 in the morning when any sound will make you strange people because the massive migraine you have. Actually in retrospect it's more of a mini supermarket than a convinence store.

But then you look at the sodium context and realize you probably should be dead.

 

[Adamska]

You talkin' about Wawa or Royal Farms? Or is it it's own thing since I'm loosely familiar with gas station delis actually being good too.

 

[Honeybunny]

Diet soda

It's starting to become a problem

 

[XYZpdq]

Anyone from NY/NJ will get what I'm talking about.

Quick Check.

A small gas station chain around these parts that realized that since gas stations only make money from the snacks they sell, they might as well start having their own really good food isntead of just charging a subway or dunkin's rent. Their subs put Subway/Quiznos/Panara to shame, their soups are really good, hell even the prepackaged lunches and salads they have are really good. And they do their sandwhich ordering through a touch screen so you don't have to interact with people at 5 in the morning when any sound will make you strange people because the massive migraine you have. Actually in retrospect it's more of a mini supermarket than a convinence store.

But then you look at the sodium context and realize you probably should be dead.

Back ten years ago I worked near a gas station that did that. They had Boar's Head deli meats they'd slice fresh even at like 3am. Great sandwiches. And a good selection of bongs, especially for a gas station.