Guilty Pleasure Foods

[Argonian Scum]

I can eat an entire can of refried beans with some tortilla chips. Lately I've taken to stirring in some chunky salsa and lots of liquid smoke.
I used to plop down and eat these in one sitting. Yes, the family sized box.

On my 22nd birthday I ate until I threw up and kept eating.

 

[microwave purrito]

Cookie dough. Raw egg roulette, basically.

 

[The Fair Lady]

Croutons. I could easily go through an entire bag of them.

Also pigs in blankets, dinosaur chicken nuggets and gummies.

 

[ADN_VIII]

A grocery store near me sells the most tender roasted chicken I've ever had. I always mean to only get a few pieces and end up with a whole bird or more.

 

[Tootsie Bear]

Nothing out of the normal: nachos, chips or honey wings.

 

[Emo Supremo]

hershy's chocolate, crunchy cheetos, or any kind of soda. i mentioned hershy's because objectively they have some of the worst chocolate ever, but i still love it.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I generally need to be kept away from cans of Nutella or even just cake frosting. All I need is a spoon and no supervision.

 

[sapir&worf]

As an extension to fried dough, clamcakes. They're the best.

Spoiler: largish image of clamcakes

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[GentlemanFaggot]

Canned Corned Beef.

It's one of the first foods I remember eating and I know there's plenty of people who find it disgusting, but I fucking love the stuff.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

pre-made cookie dough, anything with chocolate chips, but no double chocolate.

 

[StarvingAutist]

Taco Bell. I know it's Russian Roulette for your anus but it's still so fucking delicious for something that cheap.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Taco Bell. I know it's Russian Roulette for your anus but it's still so fucking delicious for something that cheap.

Am I literally the only one that doesn't get an Exorcism from Taco Bell?

 

[StarvingAutist]

Am I literally the only one that doesn't get an Exorcism from Taco Bell?

You haven't gotten it yet.

 

[Cheeseburger Picnic]

I love chicharrones but almost never eat them because I can taste them laying waste to my arteries.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I second Chicharrones, but I'm afraid of cracking any of my teeth on hard bits.

 

[wifflypuff]

I love cheese enchiladas as a treat, especially with Texas-style chili gravy.

 

[Nobody]

Canned Corned Beef.

It's one of the first foods I remember eating and I know there's plenty of people who find it disgusting, but I fucking love the stuff.

Mein negro!

Mix that shit up with some white rice, chopped onions, and eggs and you've got yourself a full-fledged meal!

 

[StarvingAutist]

I love chicharrones but almost never eat them because I can taste them laying waste to my arteries.

I second Chicharrones, but I'm afraid of cracking any of my teeth on hard bits.

Once, at CostPlus, I found some British pork rinds. There was a warning on the bag that said "Although every care has been taken to remove the bones, some may remain." (emphasis mine)

If Taco Bell is Russian roulette for your anus, then pork rinds are probably Russian roulette for your soft palate.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Probably my weirdest "guilty pleasure" food is powdered mixes for cake, pudding, or cookies. Angel food cake mix is my favorite, but I do sometimes mix water in. If I don't have any boxed mix, I combine self-rising flour and sugar or flour/sugar/baking powder/salt and it's just as good.

I also like shredded mozzarella with a little balsamic vinegar and oil.

I really don't know how I'm not fat by now.

 

[Orson Welles]

Not a food, but an act of itself, I absolutely love eating food in the shower. Best feeling ever - let that watermelon juice flow.

When I eat watermelon alone I'm a complete and utter pig. Terrifying.

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