Stand-up Comedian Lolcows

[Quence]

Bill Burr has gone full woke comedic hack. People are saying that his hideous wife has final say on most of his material. He’s now welcome on all the crappy leftist talk shows such as Jimmy Kimmel, Seth Meyers, et al.

Personally, I never found him to be funny. And that Boston accent is horrendous.

 

[Not A Bunny]

So, I got to see Taylor Tomlinson live. In general, I find her pretty funny, but if there's a reference to Trump in her set (pretty rare), to white men (rare) or queerness in her life (more frequently), it just lands with a thud, at least to me. Tomlinson is bisexual, and apparently all of her siblings are queer. She is also from California, so do the math on that.

Her latest tour incorporates people texting in responses to a predetermined set of questions. Two of them are simple, stupid shit like, "when did you come out" and "what was your queer awakening". It comes across more as "shout what cartoon character or fictional character gives you the warm and fuzzies in your pants", because that's apparently what determines that you're queer. None of it was funny. It was more "let's just talk about being queer" and in the service of clapter.

She revealed her own "queer awakening", recorded when she was 4 years old. Apparently the fawn from Bambi makes her feel like (I swear I'm not making this up) "a hot dog in a pan". As if a fucking four year old understands sexual arousal and isn't saying stupid shit because that's what four year olds do.

Like I said, I find her funny, but it's when she's clearly playing into some leftist talking points, it just rolls right into cringe territory for me.

I have a feeling she's going to go downhill, honestly, and that makes me sad. She was doing banter with her opening act and there was a riff the guy did about how she and her father will never reconcile, and it was a very "brotherly" joke for him to make. I kind of figured she was making jokes about her father in her routine because they mostly got over shit, but more and more it looks like she's dragging her daddy issues into her 30's, and coupled with all the kids being queer, it almost seems exploitative, like now she's just roasting him and he has no space to defend himself.

 

[Hoof]

Tom Myers

this guy cumtowns

 

[Eventide]

Can we talk about Dave Chapelle? He's been an lolcow since 2004 or 2005 (I posted a now deleted article about it in the Mr. Beast thread); whatever year he ran off to Africa 'cause he found out *gasp of horror* white people laugh at his jokes he claimed he ran off to Africa 'cause the black Illuminati was trying to get him (While hiding in Africa Chappelle became a "We Waz Kings" Nation of Islam supporter, hence his currently weird af views on both White people and Jews. I.e. he thinks White people are Yakub-created mutants)

Chapelle sh!t up SNL last night (& SNL is already pure sh!t, so that's saying something) praising Jimmy Carter for supporting Muslims instead of Jews (He hates Jews/Christians/White people & 100% supports Muslims supremacy), implied the LA wildfire victims had it coming 'cause they're mostly white Americans and something something not Muslim Palestinians (???), complained about Trump 'cause he fancies himself as an uppity liberal POS (except when he's talking about trans. But Chappelle's TERF-views don't erase the fact that he's a dumb liberal "We Waz Kingz" Yakub believing idiot)

IDK why he keeps getting high profile comedy gigs. Can't some other brown comedian say anti-white nonsense so TPTB can push Chapelle's bitter hateful evil boney ass out of the spotlight already?

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Personally, I never found him to be funny. And that Boston accent is horrendous.

Classic Bill Burr had his moments.

I was introduced to Burr a few decades ago by a friend playing a clip where he was mocking men who didn't want to get wet and carry around umbrellas are fags.

He also had that more contemporary special where he had the classic bit about "Guys should never hit a woman. But it's complete BS that they never deserve it."

 

[Gregis]

the people that run credit card companies have these weird morality laws and OF is able to remain so profitable because they didn't start out as a porn site and don't have to give up the huge percentage of money in credit card processing fees as pornsites. but in order to keep up the charade that they're not a porn site they have to do stuff like get comedians and celebrities to make accounts and they pay them a shitload to maintain a presence on there and even with paying people like Sofie hundreds of dollars to use the site, its still worth it because of how much money they're saving. its like they have a 3% fee vs a 10% fee or something insane.

So what you're saying is that they are being given a huge financial advantage in the porn industry while existing as a particularly parasocial and destabilizing manifestation, in exchange for being a jobs program for people who would otherwise be on welfare to spread demoralization propaganda?

It's almost too on the nose.

 

[TURBONIGGERKIKE]

Can we talk about Dave Chapelle? He's been an lolcow since 2004 or 2005 (I posted a now deleted article about it in the Mr. Beast thread); whatever year he ran off to Africa 'cause he found out *gasp of horror* white people laugh at his jokes he claimed he ran off to Africa 'cause the black Illuminati was trying to get him (While hiding in Africa Chappelle became a "We Waz Kings" Nation of Islam supporter, hence his currently weird af views on both White people and Jews. I.e. he thinks White people are Yakub-created mutants)

Chapelle sh!t up SNL last night (& SNL is already pure sh!t, so that's saying something) praising Jimmy Carter for supporting Muslims instead of Jews (He hates Jews/Christians/White people & 100% supports Muslims supremacy), implied the LA wildfire victims had it coming 'cause they're mostly white Americans and something something not Muslim Palestinians (???), complained about Trump 'cause he fancies himself as an uppity liberal POS (except when he's talking about trans. But Chappelle's TERF-views don't erase the fact that he's a dumb liberal "We Waz Kingz" Yakub believing idiot)

IDK why he keeps getting high profile comedy gigs. Can't some other brown comedian say anti-white nonsense so TPTB can push Chapelle's bitter hateful evil boney ass out of the spotlight already?

That muttmaking jiggaboo has been nogging since his early specials. The lies he told about that little white girl that got brutally beaten to death by the feral black hellspawn were ooga booga bix nood slaps knee lip disk moon cricket

 

[Eventide]

That muttmaking jiggaboo has been nogging since his early specials.

Oh yeah, I always forget he married a Cambodian woman.

Ironically, Chapelle's Asian wife earns him so much hate from the black female community on social media like TikTok/Tumblr/etc. (like, they go after him more than Jews on TikTok pissed about Chappelle's antisemitism) 'cause many interpret his Asian wife+We Waz Kingz speeches directed at black men as him telling black men to divest from black women - which is a common conspiracy on black social media (i.e. TPTB specifically tell black men to abandon black women/tell black men to refuse to marry black women/make them single moms )

The lies he told about that little white girl that got brutally beaten to death by the feral black hellspawn

Links, PLZ? I try to avoid Chapelle content, so IDK what you're specifically referencing. He's like so many Farrakan supporters; constantly lying through his teeth & making up bullsh!t trying to trigger race riots.

I really wish a mainstream news agency had the balls to publish an expose' on Chapelle's agent provocateur prislam commie-ass. You think even a conservative black journalist would have called him out by now for him openly hating on Trump (I guess Chapelle's antisemitism is why Candace Owens' hasn't spoken out against him...)

Edit:

Just wanted to explain more about Chapelle's SNL skit about the LA Fires. Chapelle's skit implied the LA fires were a false flag caused by Israel (he references the exploding beepers that took down Hezbollah, 'cause like I said previously, Chapelle is a terrorist-supporting Islamist) and that the LA wildfire victims are rich white people anyway, with money in their bug out bags, so they're completely fine (unlike blacks, or Gaza )

As a daughter of a disabled veteran, who fought & was injured to make sure America isn't a commie/terrorist filled sh!thole, I really wish Chapelle put his money where his mouth is and fucked off to Gaza or even back to Africa. Since Chapelle hates America/supports terrorism so much, he'd be much happier there.

 

[sneedem&feedem]

Can we talk about Dave Chapelle? He's been an lolcow since 2004 or 2005 (I posted a now deleted article about it in the Mr. Beast thread); whatever year he ran off to Africa 'cause he found out *gasp of horror* white people laugh at his jokes he claimed he ran off to Africa 'cause the black Illuminati was trying to get him (While hiding in Africa Chappelle became a "We Waz Kings" Nation of Islam supporter, hence his currently weird af views on both White people and Jews. I.e. he thinks White people are Yakub-created mutants)

Chapelle sh!t up SNL last night (& SNL is already pure sh!t, so that's saying something) praising Jimmy Carter for supporting Muslims instead of Jews (He hates Jews/Christians/White people & 100% supports Muslims supremacy), implied the LA wildfire victims had it coming 'cause they're mostly white Americans and something something not Muslim Palestinians (???), complained about Trump 'cause he fancies himself as an uppity liberal POS (except when he's talking about trans. But Chappelle's TERF-views don't erase the fact that he's a dumb liberal "We Waz Kingz" Yakub believing idiot)

IDK why he keeps getting high profile comedy gigs. Can't some other brown comedian say anti-white nonsense so TPTB can push Chapelle's bitter hateful evil boney ass out of the spotlight already?

I don't know if he's a lolcow but I can safely say he stopped being a stand up. He's transitioned into late era George Carlin where it's not really stand up and it's just an old man monologuing. It's all very gay but most importantly it's not funny whatsoever. Chapelle is arguably at his most popular since his Comedy Central show and I haven't heard anyone repeat his jokes like back then cause he doesn't have any. There's lots of people who have deluded themselves into thinking he's a truth teller who pulls no punches (like Carlin). I legit see people writing about how Chapelle doesn't go by party lines. He came on SNL to whine to Trump to "do better" meanwhile I didn't hear single fucking peep about Joe "if you don't vote for me, then you're not black" Biden from his yes massa coon ass.

 

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I don't know if he's a lolcow but I can safely say he stopped being a stand up. He's transitioned into late era George Carlin where it's not really stand up and it's just an old man monologuing. It's all very gay but most importantly it's not funny whatsoever. Chapelle is arguably at his most popular since his Comedy Central show and I haven't heard anyone repeat his jokes like back then cause he doesn't have any. There's lots of people who have deluded themselves into thinking he's a truth teller who pulls no punches (like Carlin). I legit see people writing about how Chapelle doesn't go by party lines. He came on SNL to whine to Trump to "do better" meanwhile I didn't hear single fucking peep about Joe "if you don't vote for me, then you're not black" Biden from his yes massa coon ass.

That's because Chapelle is very pro-Biden/a huuuge libtard. He's only vaguely conservative when it comes to taxes, 'cause he's rich and doesn't want to pay taxes. Also he only hates gays & trannies 'cause he's a devout Muslim and they generally toss those sorta folks off the roof of the highest building.

Chapelle literally said in his most recent "comedy" special that all January 6er's (including people who merely just supported "stop the steal" online) should be declared terrorists, stripped of their American rights & sent to Guantanamo Bay. He followed that up with complaining how the same white people who support "stop the steal" are the same people bitching about black people kneeling during the National Anthem, and how white people are actually more anti-American than black people.

Chapelle is a POS Islamist and on the topic of Guantanamo Bay, I hope Trump starts throwing Islamic terrorist supporters like Chapelle (he very much supports Hamas/Hezbollah) in Guantanamo Bay.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

He was married to Nikki Cox then and is now married to the owner of the LA Lakers.

it is sort of funny that he punches way above his weight in women but cares more about being looked down on by his peers. Like a real life Rodger Rabbit. Jay was more of a pretty boy than a good comedian. he was on SNL for years and he was no ones favorite. he's a seat filler. but beyond that he's an asshole. Jerry O'Connell is also a seat filler, but he's so goddamn nice people love giving him job offers when they know he's unemployed.

There's a reason Jay Mohr was stuck doing shitty radio shows post-SNL and every show he does gets canceled in two seasons.

He did a podcast with Moshe Kasher where they focused on interviewing blacks and it was always interesting if the black guest wanted to discuss social justice. Neal and Moshe would always get excited. It was before the SJW era really hit but Neal’s a big fag.

that's where i first realized how much of a fag he was. Something like him or Moshe brought up gun control like a dozen years ago, as if the nigger they just interviewed didn't proudly own guns, but Neal doesn't give a fuck if blacks own guns he's only scared about whites owning guns.

Taylor Tomlinson

is she still dating that kike Sam Morril? its always hilarious to me because Sam is best friends with Neo-nazi Joe Machi who's proudly worked on fox news and for Louis CK the last decade or so, like he was saying Trump should be president back in like 2014 before even Trump thought about running. So Taylor being 2 steps away from that makes me laugh harder than any joke she's done. Like she'll talk shit about Fox News while personally being close with the guy in charge of the biggest show on Fox News basically, its insane.

praising Jimmy Carter for supporting Muslims instead of Jews

good! it makes Ethan Klein cry when he knows people like muslims over him. yeah he's a nigger of course he hates white people, but jews really can't stand knowing a top level comedian hates them. hearing them whine about it happening on SNL is giving me life. jews are finally getting 1% of what they helped cultivate against whites the last century or so, and they can't handle it.

he married a Cambodian woman.

thats always been funny to me too, just race mixing in general is hilarious, its like half a step above poly or BDSM couples, like the looks not only don't match, the whiter person is always like mentally ill or ugly. I assume the other side thinks the same thing. Like i heard a black chick once say the only guys she knew that race mixed also ate worms back in middle school, which looks so true every time.

As a daughter of a disabled veteran, who fought & was injured to make sure America isn't a commie/terrorist filled sh!thole,

why are you getting mad at him and not the kikes for doing 9/11 and tricking your dad into becoming a cyborg? Benny promised that Iraq had nukes, and that kike is still in charge.

 

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good! it makes Ethan Klein cry when he knows people like muslims over him. yeah he's a nigger of course he hates white people, but jews really can't stand knowing a top level comedian hates them. hearing them whine about it happening on SNL is giving me life. jews are finally getting 1% of what they helped cultivate against whites the last century or so, and they can't handle it.

Top level comedian? When has Chapelle ever said anything remotely funny since his "I'm Rick James, bitch" joke over 20 years ago? He isn't a top level comedian (well, I guess him going methhead skitzo, running off to Africa, and claiming the Black Illuminati is out to get him, is sorta funny).

All he does is complain about white people & jews "'keeping the black man down"

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Top level comedian?

yes? nigga he was the highest paid comedian by netflix, he got $50 million to talk for 3 hours by those bastards, i'm not going to argue if he's funny or not, i personally do think he's overrated, but comedians are all about legacy and its ironically enough a very relationship heavy field, the inverse of Improv.

And Chapelle not taking the money for something he believes in, even if its retarded is still seen in an amazing light, same way patrice not keeping his stupid nigger mouth shut cost him multiple tv and film roles but he's a legend for doing so. its like Walter in Watchmen, humanity loves someone who cares more for their morals, no matter how stupid above all else. its why people still bring up some ancient greek retard that lived in a trashcan.

Also heeb, there's a 100% chance if Chapelle didnt say shit about the jews you wouldn't have such a hate boner for him

 

[Eventide]

yes? nigga he was the highest paid comedian by netflix, he got $50 million to talk for 3 hours by those bastards, i'm not going to argue if he's funny or not, i personally do think he's overrated, but comedians are all about legacy and its ironically enough a very relationship heavy field, the inverse of Improv.

And Chapelle not taking the money for something he believes in, even if its retarded is still seen in an amazing light, same way patrice not keeping his stupid nigger mouth shut cost him multiple tv and film roles but he's a legend for doing so. its like Walter in Watchmen, humanity loves someone who cares more for their morals, no matter how stupid above all else. its why people still bring up some ancient greek retard that lived in a trashcan.

Also heeb, there's a 100% chance if Chapelle didnt say shit about the jews you wouldn't have such a hate boner for him

I hate him because he's a goatfucker convert that supports Islamic terrorism!

He was literally on SNL a day ago saying Pacific Palisades deserved to burn to the ground 'cause God hates the homeowners (*presumably for not being Muslims/being white). He's a POS that hates Americans that aren't black and/or Muslim.

& a Netflix executive whistleblower said Dave Chapelle's most recent comedy had terrible internal numbers/flopped, so I doubt he'll be getting 50 million in the near future. Also, Netflix routinely tosses millions at sh!t comedians for terrible specials, so a Netflix special is not a metric to judge good comedy by.

EDIT:

There's a reason Jay Mohr was stuck doing shitty radio shows post-SNL and every show he does gets canceled in two seasons.

Wasn't he a reoccurring character on Monk? (I love that show) He's had a pretty decent acting career for a post-SNL comedian. He also had a Netflix special in 2022 (?). I don't think it was well received, but I mean, it's work/not like he's been unemployed.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Dave Chapelle's most recent comedy had terrible internal numbers/flopped, so I doubt he'll be getting 50 million in the near future.

he makes over $25 million every time he goes on tour so don't count him out. also just admit to being a jew, ask your veteran dad if he thought blacks hated white people, i bet you'd be surprised at the answer.

 

[liam dees]

So, I got to see Taylor Tomlinson live. In general, I find her pretty funny, but if there's a reference to Trump in her set (pretty rare), to white men (rare) or queerness in her life (more frequently), it just lands with a thud, at least to me. Tomlinson is bisexual, and apparently all of her siblings are queer. She is also from California, so do the math on that.

Her latest tour incorporates people texting in responses to a predetermined set of questions. Two of them are simple, stupid shit like, "when did you come out" and "what was your queer awakening". It comes across more as "shout what cartoon character or fictional character gives you the warm and fuzzies in your pants", because that's apparently what determines that you're queer. None of it was funny. It was more "let's just talk about being queer" and in the service of clapter.

She revealed her own "queer awakening", recorded when she was 4 years old. Apparently the fawn from Bambi makes her feel like (I swear I'm not making this up) "a hot dog in a pan". As if a fucking four year old understands sexual arousal and isn't saying stupid shit because that's what four year olds do.

Like I said, I find her funny, but it's when she's clearly playing into some leftist talking points, it just rolls right into cringe territory for me.

I have a feeling she's going to go downhill, honestly, and that makes me sad. She was doing banter with her opening act and there was a riff the guy did about how she and her father will never reconcile, and it was a very "brotherly" joke for him to make. I kind of figured she was making jokes about her father in her routine because they mostly got over shit, but more and more it looks like she's dragging her daddy issues into her 30's, and coupled with all the kids being queer, it almost seems exploitative, like now she's just roasting him and he has no space to defend himself.

That sounds absolutely dreadful. I checked out the first episode of Last Comic Standing with Norm as a judge a while ago, so hearing that Taylor Tomlinson who did gigs in churches now talk about being queer and bisexual or whatever inane bullshit, is... not that shocking considering the PC climate.

 

[Eventide]

he makes over $25 million every time he goes on tour so don't count him out. also just admit to being a jew, ask your veteran dad if he thought blacks hated white people, i bet you'd be surprised at the answer.

You're quite off, I'm Native American (well, unless you're Mormon, they think Natives are cursed ex-Jews so...)

Since I'm native, I actually saw Chapelle live on more than one occasion (I often score free/cheap tickets to comedy shows in tribal casinos) & at every show I saw, all Dave did was angrily whine about SJW shit and the world conspiring against the black man. There's even a rumor that he once behaved so terribly at a show back in the day (I think he walked off early after arguing with an audience member?), a tribe actually ordered him to apologize to them.

Edit: the tribe he apparently had to apologize to was the Seminoles (they own the Hard Rock):

Comedy is ultimately subjective, so whatever. If you find his brand of comedy funny, I guess it'd be mean to judge you for it.

That sounds absolutely dreadful. I checked out the first episode of Last Comic Standing with Norm as a judge a while ago, so hearing that Taylor Tomlinson who did gigs in churches now talk about being queer and bisexual or whatever inane bullshit, is... not that shocking considering the PC climate.

Honestly, she always kinda pinged for me, so I can't say I'm shocked she's claiming to be bi/queer. The majority of mainstream female comedians give me "lesbian/queer" vibes. Especially the straight ones. Iliza Shlesinger is married to a man, yet I'd bet money she's actually into chicks.

 

[Fat Handed Twat]

Dave Chappelle is like any other artist: Pushing boundaries, taking a stand, speaking truth to power, etc... is tiring and can make it hard to earn a living. Most will take this approach for a while, then go back to safer, more popular work. All artist need an audience, otherwise they are just lonely nutters shouting in the street.

I think Chappelle was surprised by how strong the pushback was when he was making some anti troon jokes. So he's gone back to doing safe-edgy JEWS, AMIRITE? stuff.

As an example, I heard a great bit on a bootleg recording about being trans-Chinese, which I don't think was featured on any recent specials. Can't find it on Youtube anymore, looks like it has been scrubbed.

 

[liam dees]

Oh, what I would give for another Norm Macdonald special, or a documentary. Best if it was produced by Adam Eget that Holocaust denier.

 

[Eventide]

As an example, I heard a great bit on a bootleg recording about being trans-Chinese, which I don't think was featured on any recent specials. Can't find it on Youtube anymore, looks like it has been scrubbed.

Whenever I saw Chapelle live (mind you, well over 10+ years ago), he always had quite a bit of jokes going after Asians/the Chinese. I bet he scrubbed most of that stuff, since he doesn't want to piss off China/get his comedy blacklisted from their streaming platforms (TikTok pays way more per view, than Youtube. Hence all the influencers freaking the fuck out when TikTok almost got banned yesterday).

...if anything has turned comedians into lolcows, it'd be social media. So many comedians nowadays care more about making content favored by the algorithm, than actual comedy.

Oh, what I would give for another Norm Macdonald special, or a documentary. Best if it was produced by Adam Eget that Holocaust denier.

Isn't there a rumor he recorded multiple comedy specials with instructions to release them posthumously? Like, who knows, maybe one will pop up at some point.