📚 Megathread Phil's Crowdfunding Adventures - Smokes weed every day, claims bipolar disorder

[MMX]

Well gee Phil, I COULD pay for your rent, food and utilities... or I could just use MY money to pay for MY food, rent and utilities, because I'm a responsible adult who has a job and doesn't waste money on bicycles I'm never going to use and rainbow coloured baseball bats.

Hell, I could donate money to charities that help refugees and victims of war in Syria, Iraq, Yemen, Palestine, Niger, and elsewhere. You know, people who actually deserve money.



Nah, Phil just wants extra money, probably for some overpriced and unnecessary trans themed bullshit. Or maybe more cheap flea market/mall weapons. Even if he did qualify for some sort of assistance and wasn't too lazy or proud to apply for it, he'd still beg for money because he's a greedy little shit. I think we proved that one a long time ago.

He wants money to donate to Greta
It's the only way troons pay attention to each other.

I'm sure all those overpriced shirts from translifeline will keep you warm phil

 

[bacterium]

Nah, Phil just wants extra money, probably for some overpriced and unnecessary trans themed bullshit. Or maybe more cheap flea market/mall weapons. Even if he did qualify for some sort of assistance and wasn't too lazy or proud to apply for it, he'd still beg for money because he's a greedy little shit. I think we proved that one a long time ago.

Oh, I know. Why just pay your bills when you can beg and get twice what you need?

 

[Mogambo]

He wants money to donate to Greta
It's the only way troons pay attention to each other.

Sure as hell seems that way. I wonder how much money is tied up in rat king politics, just being 'donated' back and forth between the same bunch of troons but otherwise never circulating.

 

[MMX]

Sure as hell seems that way. I wonder how much money is tied up in rat king politics, just being 'donated' back and forth between the same bunch of troons but otherwise never circulating.

I remember over in the Brianna Wu thread discussion about this and the donation circle JERK between members of fem frequency to make themselves seem important.
In the end it's just another way the fuck themselves over because in the end sure they keep moving the sender money round but with the fees taken off the top it's 10% less each time (in most cases).
But it's other people's money so it's not like it's "real" to them

 

[DragoonSierra]

Sure as hell seems that way. I wonder how much money is tied up in rat king politics, just being 'donated' back and forth between the same bunch of troons but otherwise never circulating.

Sounds almost like the worlds most obvious money laundering scheme to me.

 

[MMX]

Sounds almost like the worlds most obvious money laundering scheme to me.

How's it money laundering if it operates at a loss. The make zero interest and lose 5-10% in administration
It's the world's worst money laundering scheme.

 

[DragoonSierra]

How's it money laundering if it operates at a loss. The make zero interest and lose 5-10% in administration
It's the world's worst money laundering scheme.

worst yes thats what i meant

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Worlds best money MAKING scheme--for the crowdfunding scene.

I really enjoy the shit out of all the "solidarity needed" and various youcaring attempts.

 

[Positron]

How's it money laundering if it operates at a loss. The make zero interest and lose 5-10% in administration
It's the world's worst money laundering scheme.

Let's say it's the world's laziest money laundering scheme.

 

[MMX]

Let's say it's the world's most :autism::autism::autism::autism: money laundering scheme.

FTFY

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

"#AlrightMakeIsabelGreatAgain #AMIGA"?! The infidel dares steal words from GodEmperor Trump?!

And still going with the tattoo license lie.

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Isabel Rosa Araujo
2 hrs ·
YouCaring
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Remember that you can always give anonymously!

After all, nothing pisses Kiwi Farms off more than someone who has survived all their attacks for almost 9 years, and 5 years of houselessness trying to move her stuff out of storage in Oakland CA, getting a computer, getting stuff for her bike, and the stuff she needs to eventually claw back into the workforce going for her tattoo license.

They are terrified of a Latina Trans Woman who wants to achieve high and win great for a future worth living!

#AlrightMakeIsabelGreatAgain #AMIGA #Transcrowdfund#disabilitycrowdfund #transhelp

 

[Twrx]

"#AlrightMakeIsabelGreatAgain #AMIGA"?! The infidel dares steal words from GodEmperor Trump?!

And still going with the tattoo license lie.

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Isabel Rosa Araujo
2 hrs ·
YouCaring
·
Remember that you can always give anonymously!

After all, nothing pisses Kiwi Farms off more than someone who has survived all their attacks for almost 9 years, and 5 years of houselessness trying to move her stuff out of storage in Oakland CA, getting a computer, getting stuff for her bike, and the stuff she needs to eventually claw back into the workforce going for her tattoo license.

They are terrified of a Latina Trans Woman who wants to achieve high and win great for a future worth living!

#AlrightMakeIsabelGreatAgain #AMIGA #Transcrowdfund#disabilitycrowdfund #transhelp

He won't put the effort it requires to get a license, nor the money it costs. Furthermore, any shop that sees his "artwork" is going to laugh him right out of the building.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

No one wants badly drawn maps on their body.

 

[bacterium]

No one wants badly drawn maps on their body.

Especially with the risk of getting HIV.

 

[multiverse]

He's nowhere near hygienic enough to even apprentice for anyone - can you imagine his reaction when told he must bathe, wash his hands, wear gloves, and clean shit? He'll have an autistic breakdown, sobbing that it's racist trans misogyny to expect him to clean himself like a maid.

 

[Twrx]

He's nowhere near hygienic enough to even apprentice for anyone - can you imagine his reaction when told he must bathe, wash his hands, wear gloves, and clean shit? He'll have an autistic breakdown, sobbing that it's racist trans misogyny to expect him to clean himself like a maid.

Not to mention all the bitch work he'll have to do. I've had friends do tattoo apperentics, and before they got to tattoo an actual person, they were the shop bitch.

 

[Optimus Prime]

"#AlrightMakeIsabelGreatAgain #AMIGA"?! The infidel dares steal words from GodEmperor Trump?!

And still going with the tattoo license lie.

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Isabel Rosa Araujo
2 hrs ·
YouCaring
·
Remember that you can always give anonymously!

After all, nothing pisses Kiwi Farms off more than someone who has survived all their attacks for almost 9 years, and 5 years of houselessness trying to move her stuff out of storage in Oakland CA, getting a computer, getting stuff for her bike, and the stuff she needs to eventually claw back into the workforce going for her tattoo license.

They are terrified of a Latina Trans Woman who wants to achieve high and win great for a future worth living!

#AlrightMakeIsabelGreatAgain #AMIGA #Transcrowdfund#disabilitycrowdfund #transhelp

So is that what he's going with now? That we're scared of him and thus why we locked off his content on the farms? Is this some kind of reverse psychology ploy where he's acting like we genuinely give a shit about what he actually does beyond laughing our asses off at him being the voluntary town idiot and we might unlock this subforum so dear senpai notices?

Yeah. Let's make a public thread about Phil and make bullshit reasons (that to anybody sane wouldn't be proof of anything) why to us it's obvious he's a Trump supporter. See who fears who in the wake of that shitposting. (Please note I am not serious about actually doing this since Phil would more likely just take that as confirmation his reverse psychology is working and we don't want that to happen)

 

[MMX]

"#AlrightMakeIsabelGreatAgain #AMIGA"?! The infidel dares steal words from GodEmperor Trump?!

And still going with the tattoo license lie.

Ver archivo adjunto 174996

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Isabel Rosa Araujo
2 hrs ·
YouCaring
·
Remember that you can always give anonymously!

After all, nothing pisses Kiwi Farms off more than someone who has survived all their attacks for almost 9 years, and 5 years of houselessness trying to move her stuff out of storage in Oakland CA, getting a computer, getting stuff for her bike, and the stuff she needs to eventually claw back into the workforce going for her tattoo license.

They are terrified of a Latina Trans Woman who wants to achieve high and win great for a future worth living!

#AlrightMakeIsabelGreatAgain #AMIGA #Transcrowdfund#disabilitycrowdfund #transhelp

ACHIEVE HIGH, WIN GREAT !

Autistic motivational speaking

The reality of course is
SHIT PANTS, DO NOTHING !

 

[Ruin]

Can't wait for the reeeing when Sonicju or whatever tells Phil he won't hire him and to fuck off.

 

[MMX]

So is that what he's going with now? That we're scared of him and thus why we locked off his content on the farms? Is this some kind of reverse psychology ploy where he's acting like we genuinely give a shit about what he actually does beyond laughing our asses off at him being the voluntary town idiot and we might unlock this subforum so dear senpai notices?

Yeah. Let's make a public thread about Phil and make bullshit reasons (that to anybody sane wouldn't be proof of anything) why to us it's obvious he's a Trump supporter. See who fears who in the wake of that shitposting. (Please note I am not serious about actually doing this since Phil would more likely just take that as confirmation his reverse psychology is working and we don't want that to happen)

If we did post anything outside the hidden sub forum (and I don't think we should) then I say we post a thank you note.
For all Phil's hard work taking down transway and introducing us to some many new cows who without Phil's help we never would have been able to dox.
Basically attention he can't spin.