Solution to gun violence in the United States

[Dyn]

Let's put all the guns on the highest shelves so manlets can't reach them.

 

[sniggered]

deport all mexicans and send back all niggers

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Blacks aren't known for being manlets though, so I don't think it'll solve much. Might even just make things worse consolidating firearms into the hands of even more niggers.

 

[Insuficiencia renal]

Make crackers not hate themselves

 

[Dyn]

Blacks aren't known for being manlets though, so I don't think it'll solve much. Might even just make things worse consolidating firearms into the hands of even more niggers.

It would make things better, all the gun violence I see in the news is just incels shooting people randomly and scared white racists shooting at innocent blacks who pulled into the wrong driveway.

 

[break these cuffs]

Use the guns to shoot everyone. Sure the rates will spike for a year, but then they'll drop to zero.

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

Never change, dyndyn

 

[Axiom.]

I say we stash all our guns in a giant safe, as big as Alaska, and only hand them out to god fearing, Trump sucking white niggas.

 

[Grub]

I see one flaw with your plan.

Spoiler

 

[Jhonson the Two]

No gun and all swords. Big fat swords. I'm sure people will stop killing each other since guns are the problem

 

[Beastie]

Start a major public education campaign to label guns as gay. Before you know it men won't want to touch them.

 

[Dyn]

I see one flaw with your plan.

Not when the federal steppy-stool ban goes into full effect.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

It would make things better, all the gun violence I see in the news is just incels shooting people randomly and scared white racists shooting at innocent blacks who pulled into the wrong driveway.

Well, we found the problem.

Not when the federal steppy-stool ban goes into full effect.

You realize capitalism finds a way, right? Stores will just lower their overall shelf height so even the "highest shelf" is low enough for everyone if you ban stools.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Use guns to shoot the guns out of the hands of bad guys before they can do anything bad. Then you collect those guns and use them to shoot the guns out of even more bad guys' hands until the problem is solved. Easy.

 

[Kiska]

I see one flaw with your plan.

Just make every single ladder super heavy and durable so they can't move them to the shelf with their frail ass hands

 

[redcent]

Make myxomatosis for humans in a chinese lab and release. Create a vaccine within a week. Let all the anti-vaxxers go blind. See how eager they want to use guns then.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

i will eat all the guns mmm yummy

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

I have a solution.

Put all the guns on the top shelf, under a pair of work boots. No manlets, no niggers.

Now if we could only do something about the spics and the kebabs, we're set.

 

[stares at error messages]

Gun violence solves its self. Just let them bleed out.

 

[pro drivor]

Stop glowie agitators and groomers, eliminate system of poverty caused by said glowies' corpo friends who profit off of criminals