DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Elite Kipchak]

last nights stream is why I voted yes on the poll.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

It does seem like the ego hit will be too great, so he'll keeping stalling and faking tips for as long as it takes.

 

[Very Honest Content]

saw this in the KC thread
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Kasinosissters down so bad they want, no, NEED, a pigroach to liven things up. "It's been tough," if you watch a fat tranny and a drug addled local glory hole schedule filler I guess. Can't ban Derich from streams anymore either so the law of diminishing returns has already sapped the life out of this floundering attempt to tread water.

 

[johnkimble123]

It does seem like the ego hit will be too great, so he'll keeping stalling and faking tips for as long as it takes.

There's no low. His giggling laugh has been a giveaway about his lack of shame lately...

• If we hit 276 streams I'll play Stellar Blade giggle ... couple days later, OK guys so that's the new goal
• Just hit the goal now, I want a $100 tip right now glggle ... see I don't even care anymore, I can just say that now

Considering how much he laughed at hitting his streak, it makes me think he's laughing because he can get away with anything. Whether it's a hail mary tip or a fake one, he has zero shame whatsoever. In fact, that laugh is the only time he shows his true colors that he's a piece of shit.

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

If it ever makes it to 275, he will 100% cut the stream on time if he's short. He absolutely DOES NOT want to have to play Stellar Blade

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

It does seem like the ego hit will be too great, so he'll keeping stalling and faking tips for as long as it takes.

Too be fair, if you have no shame can you ever suffer ego pain?

There's no low. His giggling laugh has been a giveaway about his lack of shame lately...

• If we hit 276 streams I'll play Stellar Blade giggle ... couple days later, OK guys so that's the new goal
• Just hit the goal now, I want a $100 tip right now glggle ... see I don't even care anymore, I can just say that now

Considering how much he laughed at hitting his streak, it makes me think he's laughing because he can get away with anything. Whether it's a hail mary tip or a fake one, he has zero shame whatsoever. In fact, that laugh is the only time he shows his true colors that he's a piece of shit.

It really takes being clinically retarded to at this point support that disgusting octogenarian, he's even disrespecting them in his tweets telling them to get their money up.

I'm glad we have the Joon clip about his fanbase.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

The amount of psychological damage KC did to him is so beautiful. He’s 100% convinced he deserves this goal because I believe he thinks he’s the best streamer wherever he goes. That’s why we get the tip tantrums.

Also, the time slot sperging is because Phil is also a retard who needs to told repeatedly if something is changing. He’s incapable of recalling something unless it’s beat into his brain, so he assumes the same of his audience. Pure projection.

Phil is the cunt you’ll see in a place like Costco where he has a meltdown where they rotate items around to fuel sales. If it isn’t where it’s always been, he thinks it’s gone forever. An actual baby.

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

The amount of psychological damage KC did to him is so beautiful. He’s 100% convinced he deserves this goal because I believe he thinks he’s the best streamer wherever he goes. That’s why we get the tip tantrums.

...And the best gamer in the world. Dunning Kreuger's Syndrome in effect; this is why he constantly gets pissed off when playing SF6 and CoD.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

If it ever makes it to 275, he will 100% cut the stream on time if he's short. He absolutely DOES NOT want to have to play Stellar Blade

I mean, if his 25 pushups off-stream is anything to go by, this mongoloid gout pig will just load the title screen to Stellar Blade, play one minute of the tutorial, shut the game off, uninstall and go "Ack ack, see! I totally played Stellar Blade for you! You didn't say how LONG I had to play it!" then ack himself to death for a few minutes while his velcro-wallet audience sit around and hate themselves for being demented faggots (which they are.)

Then he'll go into a standard beg of "Now guys..."

 

[Prince Lotor]

If you really think about it, if Panda hadnt matured and bailed, she would've turn out like Fat Khet. Although i do wonder though in the timeframe between her first appearance where she looked not fat to her sighting of when she was fat, how much food would you have to consume daily to reach that in such a small time.

I did some estimated calculations on this 2 1/2 years ago after the car pic. Still seems a pretty accurate estiamtion to me. I'd say in the stream he had her back on she looks around 310-320.

Based on that picture I'd say she was around 260-280. In the wedding photo she looks to be maybe 140-150 to me.
There's about 100 weeks between the wedding photo and the car photo, which puts her gaining around 1.25 lbs per week. That could be something like 500-600 extra calories per day.
As you gain weight the base amount of calories your body needs to maintain that weight also increases, which means as she gained weight she continued to increase her caloric intake to still be consuming 500-600 excess calories per day. I'm too lazy to look at a TDEE calculator right now but IIRC that means from wedding photo to car photo this means her daily caloric intake has also increased by around 400 calories over that time period.

Based on this rate and her continued gain, and spending the last 6 months jobless and sedentary, I would estimate she is in the 300-320 range and may be starting to plateau if she has not increased her calorie consumption over the last year.

 

[Malcolm X]

As he ever stated why he just doesn't do a full "$300 tip daily goal" that stacks in-between streams?

Is it just retarded greed? He made like $200 earlier, surely, if maintaining the illusion of positivity(trademark) is his main drive (lol lmao even) he'd at least publicly address the why/why not.

Just a guess, but I think it has to do with his "different audience" delusions. Since he believes each stream attracts distinctly unique viewers, despite the same names always being there in chat, he might think if audience 1 covers all the tipping and subbing, audience 2 will feel like they can coast by without supporting.

I don't know if he actually has this much foresight because it requires thinking a few hours ahead into the future, but he might also want to start from scratch on stream 2 so he can guilt his paypigs/memory hole stream 1 and act like he really needs the support tonight.

I don't disagree, I would just swap the emphasis. That is, it's primarily to squeeze more money from the paypigs and secondarily to fuel the "all my khantent has unique viewers" delusion.

Dave has said that contributions tend to drop off once the goal is met, which by the way is the only benefit to that happening very early since he'll then have to play the game for hours without getting any more money. (Hence the pissy "no contributions since gameplay started" whine.) If he had one stream goal for the day and made $400 on the day stream (as that stream usually makes more money), he would then have to do the whole night stream with the day's goal already met. By making it 2 separate goals, he memory holes the $400 day stream and gets to put that juicy $0 to encourage hero paypigging to save the (night) stream. Remember, his infamously stupid sandwich shop analogy originated in a chatter asking him why he still needs to hit the current goal when he had just made the previous goal several times over, so he definitely expects you to enter every stream tabula rasa when it comes to how money he makes.

As a side bonus that Dave himself may not even be aware of, having two separate goals helps his idiotic streaks by counting two goals per day instead of one, inflating his numbers. It even works on the lesser detractors who frequently refer to the original vest streaking as having lasted for 276 days rather than 276 streams--not the same thing, mouth drooling morahns!

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

last nights stream is why I voted yes on the poll.

it was sad. he extended his stream to reach it. I don't really see him hitting it. once he got on the /pol/tard, right wing gritting shit, his base dents have stopped giving him money. now he has only a few people giving donos/memberships. when he has to go overtime and beg for money, it proves his streak is going to die sooner than later. I swear politics is going to kill him. god, he's an idiot.

 

[Balr0g]

Phil, buddy. Your channel is dead. Deader as dead. You only can get a semblance of traction when you do drama

The only thing that keeps your "career" going are your dented whales that might get off on your disgusting begging. You are getting killed with "kindness"

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Phil, buddy. Your channel is dead. Deader as dead. You only can get a semblance of traction when you do drama

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The only thing that keeps your "career" going are your dented whales that might get off on your disgusting begging. You are getting killed with "kindness"

but...but.. his political videos are getting almost 1k views. lol
love how he said that's giant growth.

 

[Balr0g]

but...but.. his political videos are getting almost 1k views. lol
love how he said that's giant growth.

Theory time: when he checks his Youtube Studio his latest video gets the little fireworks with the explanation "Congratulations Your video is doing better then your average video count" And he will take that as confirmation "Yes I am doing great" without realizing those views are shit (and most likely inflated because trolls watch it for hot takes (most likely with AdBlock).

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

Phil, buddy. Your channel is dead. Deader as dead. You only can get a semblance of traction when you do drama

The only thing that keeps your "career" going are your dented whales that might get off on your disgusting begging. You are getting killed with "kindness"

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He will never quit until he gets banned on YT or dies. Or when people just ignore him and don't even bother making clips of him for fun.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

saw this in the KC thread
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Two problems with that:
a) Warski mans the OBS, Phil and PPP are too tech illiterate to use it effectively
b) Warski also brings the paypigs, I'm not sure Phail would want to split the money from his paypigs with PPP

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Genuinely wild that he actually bragged and mocked Rich and doody after wasting all that time for that tip

The funniest thing is I can’t tell if he’s genuinely so dumb that he doesn’t see how stalling so blatantly just gave trolls endless entertainment, or if his ego is this fragile that he’s just doing that crying behind the smiling mask meme

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

He will never quit until he gets banned on YT or dies. Or when people just ignore him and don't even bother making clips of him for fun.

He’ll keep fighting and fighting tooth and nail as long as it means never getting a real job. Unfortunately for him, a dusty, 20-year-old college diploma that’s never been used, paired with a dead social media account full of people telling him to kill himself, will never get him anything better than a gig as a DoorDash Executive or a McDonald's Portier.

He’d better hope Ol’ Linda kicks the bucket sooner rather than later, or Rend and Pimp might find themselves rotating doing organ auctions just to support their streaming wife.

b) Warski also brings the paypigs, I'm not sure Phail would want to split the money from his paypigs with PPP

He shares his doordash with Khat, isn't that already the same thing ?

 

[neger psykolog]

He will never quit until he gets banned on YT or dies. Or when people just ignore him and don't even bother making clips of him for fun.

Nah there's a possibility some shit happens with the house, health or finances or khet that means he can't stream for like 3-4 weeks or can only stream sporadically for a longer period of time than that. Shit like if he has to move house or move back to CT - you know he wouldn't be able to deal with making a temporary setup.

While he wouldn't quit (so you're not actually wrong) if he disappears for a few weeks his popularity would plummet and his usual whales etc would get bored and actually find something else to do. Most major YouTubers and livestreamers complain and whine about burnout because you really can't take a holiday, once you disappear for a while you lose a lot of regular viewers.

It's not impossible that he might get back some viewers but it would definitely be a death knell for his "career" and it really wouldn't take long for him to be unable to make bank/tax payments. He's already at a stage where he is only just surviving between payments (and we all know that's mainly because of a lack of discipline) so he is already in no way prepared for if he ever has to take a few weeks break from livestreaming to begin with.